Just Curious

I like to shove silverware up my ass...

(What kind of a post is this?)

lol, hey lollypop porn star, didnt you say that you stuck yourself with a pencil or something when you were in first grade?

llllooooolllll

hey lollypop, you name wouldnt happen to be amber pritchet would it?

lol, dude thats what i was thinking, lol j/k

My Hand.

hey, list all the things you have used to masterbate with Loolypop pornstar.
Im a guy ,so Ive used a FiFi. a fifi my friends is a towel folded in half with a rubber glove [finger end faceing in the towel] and the open part hanging outside of the towel and then the towels rolled up tight and the open end of the glove is pulled over the towel and filled with lube. Thats a prison FiFi.
And its super. that and ive used ,besides my hand a banana peel,a watermelon.a blow up doll,a dead dogs ass,a jar of mayo.
Happy New Years Everbody!!

You know theres my and...and my left hand... I have masterbated with my clothes on. Thats nice sometimes.

Oh yea oh yea! There was this one other time with some broken shards of glass...

Just my hands (+fingers in various places) most of the time.... those "back pleasers" or whatever they call them, those black mat things you put in your chair or on your bed and you lie on them and they vibrate... supposed to massage your back but it also feels pretty nice if you roll over and massage your front <electrocution risk advisory>. And I used my feet once, but that's a lot of effort... more of a party trick type thing.

I'm a guy, and I've masturbated with everything from pillows to other guys. Hey I'm definaltely not gay but I enjoy sharing a jerk off with other guys. My hand is the most uselful object though.

:::LOL at what Black Chi said - shards of glass :::

:::gives a sideways warning glance at "cumming alan" :::

For myself...oh, you don't want to know. Really, you don't.

cc

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Originally posted by cumming_alan:
I'm a guy, and I've masturbated with everything from pillows to other guys. Hey I'm definaltely not gay but I enjoy sharing a jerk off with other guys. My hand is the most uselful object though.

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wow thats a bit disturbing

silent bob that is pretty fucked up right there thats all im going to say im sorry

Band camp......

what with... not important.
what Not with... cumming_alan!

[This message has been edited by uddercontempt (edited 01-07-2003).]

By far, my most unusual was probably.... a pillow... hehe ... doesn't that turn you on?!?!?!?!?!

u get a plastic bag. u get shampoo / soap. You put it on plastic bag. you jerk into it. this ones a bathtime one. I also have one of those jacuzzi jet baths. you can kinda fuck those. other than that im an orthodox right handed batsman.

OMG! who is NickSG OMG DO U GO TO WEST? AGHH I HATE AMBER PRITCHET SHES A HOE BAG!!1 I WANT TO KICK HER A$$!!!!!!! PLEASE POST BACK I THINK I KNOW U

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Originally posted by cumming_alan:
I'm a guy, and I've masturbated with everything from pillows to other guys. Hey I'm definaltely not gay but I enjoy sharing a jerk off with other guys. My hand is the most uselful object though.

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Face the facts, your bisexual. Don't lie to yourself,oh, and welcome to the club.

...as for me... pillows? What the fuck?
Shards of glass? OUCH!

Bahh, to tired to think...


SYNTEX

What ever happened to a good old hand.

what ever happened to removing your free-floating rib (i think that's it) and giving yourself a free blowjob? I mean, if you're going to go to all the trouble and make a 'Fifi' then you may as well get reconstructive surgery!

my friend exclusively uses a rabbit's fur. he claims it's amazing

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Originally posted by cumming_alan:
I'm a guy, and I've masturbated with everything from pillows to other guys. Hey I'm definaltely not gay but I enjoy sharing a jerk off with other guys. My hand is the most uselful object though.

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Yes, the men with the whte suits are comming after you! To take you to where you belong.

i think the most elaborate thing i've done with my right hand and my schlong is rub some vaseline on it and jerk away!

as for the touching my brown eye thing...no fucking way...my arse is a strictly one way system...shit comes out...nothing goes in...that's all!

as for that fifi thing...i think i'll try that one out when my dad goes away again...sounds fucking excellent!!!

PsYCHO!!!