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Originally posted by kemist:
cause your mom already made that thread... no point in being redundant.

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sorry to resort to childish insults... it just seemed to be the trend going on.

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[This message has been edited by kemist (edited 12-29-2002).]

Its just a bad idea. I don't think its even possible, and what if you paralyze yourself in the attempt? Maybe you should regrow your foreskin, see my Non-Surgical Foreskin Restoration post in Reinventing Yourself. Its on the second or so page. Using tape you can grow your foreskin as long as you like with absolutely no pain. Long enough that you'd have your own artificial vagina simply by tugging your shaft! What could beat that. Just takes a while, but at least it's feasible.

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I don't think its even possible

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Yes, its possible.

I've seen pictures of guys doing it, and women doing the female variation.

Dude, my mom was killed 3 years ago by a drunk mexican in a ford expediton.

http://www.forbiddencompounds.com/modules.php?name=Content&pa=showpage&pid=17

this site has pics of it, I just have a 7inch penis and want to know if its still possible for me to do it as well .
Anyone here who has actually succeed in this and wants to be honest and share

I don't want to know how you found that.

haha, any topic, any thing imaginable is on the web ,I just want some personal accounts, to make sure Im not crazy for trying it.

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Originally posted by grungymagician:
why dont you post a text on sucking cock, you seem the expert.

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who are you talking to?

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Originally posted by syphon detonator:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by hartattack2188:
[b]syphon detonator: i don't want to suck any cock except for my own. and i dont really care that much about that either. like i said, i am 100% heterosexual so don't go saying "ha ha look at all these guys who want to suck cock." because i don't think that anyone on this thread said that they want to suck any cock besides for their own.

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when someone asks you:

do you jerk off?
yeah all the time

do you suck cock?
i love to!

do you realize what it sounds like homo?[/B][/QUOTE]

what the fuck are you saying? i'm not a homo. like i said, i am 100% heterosexual.

arguing on the internet is like running in the special olympics. even if you win, you're retarted.

hey everbody,,I got the tip of my penis to touch the tip of my nose for a mili second, i know , i know it hit my nose instead of my tongue, but i got it there,, but that was the limit so far.. still need to do something to work it in my mouth..
I feel so fulfilled.. Come on ,,Group Hug!

Do you give handjobs to yourself?
Yes, I do

Do you give blowjobs to yourself?
Yes, I do.

now, take out the last 2 words:

Do you give handjobs?
Yes, I do.

Do you give blowjobs?
Yes, I do.

to me, both sound gay. but i jerk off, and am not gay. so it just can't logically be gay.

WTF!!! What is with this place! when i first came here i thought the idea of this place was so cool, a resivoir of info where people could ask what they want and not get bugged. Like jeezes mom jokes? i'm 19 and i feel old when i come here, if only because everyone here sounds like thier fucking twelve years old. whatever.

Yes i did manage to do it once. but it was farr too much effort to make it a really pleasurable experience. and don't bother with a girlfriend. get a boyfried (no flame indended) nobody knows how to give head like a guy, and well, as you may have heard at some point in life, guys are pretty minimalistic in relationships. very easy to keep us happy.

"The best way to talk about nothing is to shut the fuck up"

If you do manage to *yuk* suck a dick, even if it is your own. Do You Swallow?

Either way I think your a fag, sure everyone trys it but not everyone puts this much effort into it. Everyone sure the fuck don't ask for advice on a bbs about sucking thier own dick.

do you think a dogs gay cause he does it, no If you have can do it, your going to do it.
Same with masterbation ,we do that cause our hand and our dick fit together,If you can get it in your mouth ,your in a elite class of jackers.

But last night I was doing it and I heard a pop in the middle of my spine, and when i was done a bruise on my penis where i gripped and pulled to hard, so im stopping for a few days.

Question to all that would do it..Spit or swallow? Oh, and the only tip i can give is to grow a bigger penor.

--Malignant

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Originally posted by SilentBlob:
do you think a dogs gay cause he does it

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Is his name Sparky?

his name is pokie, pokie the gay dog.