Anyways, a few days ago I wake up with my normal morning wood. but this was different. I woke up. my cover were off my bed (didnt surpirse me, I'm a crazy sleeper and that always happenes.) But then I found my boxers were off (i sleep only in boxers) and they were laying next to me by my waist. Now, in order for them to get there, they would have had to slipt off my legs, then moved themselves back up to my waist. I either had some crazy dream, my mom or sister got a little crazy (good god dont even wanna think that) or i was sleepwalking and wanked it in my sleep and dont remember.

whadda you think

One morning I woke up freezing. In a sleepy stupor I attempted to locate my sheets and blankets. I first checked the left side, and then the right. Nothing. I started to wake up a little more, and felt down at the foot of my bed...nothing. I got up and turned on the lights. My sheets/blankets were nowhere to be found. About ten minutes later, I found them on my couch. It really tripped me out. Apparently I walked down the hall with my blankets, fell asleep on the couch, and then walked back to my bedroom. Asleep the entire time.

holy shit!!! did u say anything to them about somone shanking you in your sleep...it would be quite creepy if your mom or sister had a fantasy about you...eeeeewwww

Um... eww. How could you think your mom or sister gave you a blow job? That is crazy. You probably just took them off in your sleep and put them next to you. One of my friends fell asleep on the couch with his neck totally twisted. I said "Tim, take this pillow" and he got up, put the pillow under his arm and went back to the same twisted position. He did all this while sleeping. People do crazy stuff when sleeping so I think you did it yourself.

i was trying to put some humor into the post...

Word

this 1 time i went 2 bed really drunk and high and it was definatly my bed and i woke up on my girlfriends couch w/ no clothes. I haven't got that drunk since cos that freaked the shit outta me

Hey does anyone else see the obvious but me?

Your dog took your boxers off.

Your mom fucked you when you slept. Expect a son/little brother

There's no way your MOM did it to you!! But I think it WAS your sister. I know a couple of sisters who have done it to their brothers. I probably would, if I felt like it, (but, sadly, I don't have a brother)!!(hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

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Originally posted by pretty pinay:
There's no way your MOM did it to you!! But I think it WAS your sister. I know a couple of sisters who have done it to their brothers. I probably would, if I felt like it, (but, sadly, I don't have a brother)!!(hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

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Ok, most of the time when people say this kinda stuff I don't even think twice about it because I know it's just bullshit.

But for some reason I found this rather disturbing....

Disturbing??? Oh no, it turned me on...maybe I'll go fuck one of my relatives at the next family reunion! heh, just kidding!

One time I woke up next to this girl I was 'sorta' seeing and my pants and underwear were off. My keys which I remember clearly putting in my pants pocket the night before were on the carpet. And I don't remember what happened during the night, just what happened earler in the evening.

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Originally posted by pretty pinay:
There's no way your MOM did it to you!! But I think it WAS your sister. I know a couple of sisters who have done it to their brothers. I probably would, if I felt like it, (but, sadly, I don't have a brother)!!(hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

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Actually i thought about it aswell.
Just a thought.

another post for dougy

( tee hee) (love doug)

I got a cousin (very distant cousin) I wouldn't mind hooking up with.

My brother is cute, and not a blood relative of mine (he's adopted) but still.. UGH NO!

Obviously, it was an alien abduction.

Definitely wouldn't do my sister. She's 11. ew.