alright, so me and my girl frined decided to "make" each other one present this year. and its not supose to cost any money, its just supose to have a lot of meaning.

i don't know what the fuck to make. last year i made a list of everything i loved about her, it was like 200 things and she was happy as fuck.

anyone got ideas?

You could make her a customized dildo by making a casting of your... oh nevermind

It doesn't have to be lovey-dovey, although that might help. As long as you make something that relates to her, shows you're paying attention to her, you should be fine.. if not, then she needs to open her mind a little bit.

Example (although not a perfect one): One year, I came up with stuff for some friends kind of like what you're talking about. The one guy acted like a psycho killer, so I stuck a steak knife in a Nerf football, put it in a box, and called it "(name removed)'s Anger Management Playset". Another had a complete bonehead for a boyfriend, so I gave her a wiffle bat and called it the "(boyfriend's name removed) Skullcracker playset". They liked it because it was funny and it showed I knew my friends, something which will count for even bigger points where your gf is concerned.

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Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:
It doesn't have to be lovey-dovey, although that might help. As long as you make something that relates to her, shows you're paying attention to her, you should be fine.. if not, then she needs to open her mind a little bit.

Example (although not a perfect one): One year, I came up with stuff for some friends kind of like what you're talking about. The one guy acted like a psycho killer, so I stuck a steak knife in a Nerf football, put it in a box, and called it "(name removed)'s Anger Management Playset". Another had a complete bonehead for a boyfriend, so I gave her a wiffle bat and called it the "(boyfriend's name removed) Skullcracker playset". They liked it because it was funny and it showed I knew my friends, something which will count for even bigger points where your gf is concerned.

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but it needs to be more romantic and shit. i really have no idea what to do. im just a stoner, i don't know shit abour romantic stuff.

Dude! That's no excuse I'm a head and I'm drawing my wife a picture for X-mas and took her on a midnight gondola ride in Venice w/ champagne. Just because you smoke the chronic doesn't mean you automatically have the inability to be romantic. That's a cop out.

You might consider making her a "bedroom photo of yourself ...say dressed in her favorite pair of "boxers' if that's what you wear...or something like that...my former mistress used to do that for her husband...kept him hard and ready for months at a time...and my mistress and myself stayed
"full and "satisfied' as well...:-)
Love to all...Shelly

Make her a special bong, just for her. Here's one I made tonight. http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum20/HTML/000292.html

Try some macrame. It's basically hemp jewelry made with different kinds of knots. It looks nice, takes little practice, and it's cheap.


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Tie a large ribbon round your dick and present it to her at an appropriate moment ....

When any situation like this pops up I normally resort to art...not sure if you can do the same, but, just my 2 bits worth...

Do you have a burner? If so you could make her a CD of songs that tell her how you feel about her. The hardest part about that is choosing the songs... some of them are wildly inappropriate when you really listen to them.

Yeah, a cd's a good suggestion.. hmm, what else?.. It really has to be something about her.. I tend to work hard on paying attention to people coming up to christmas, or their birthday, because usually you'll find some kind of clue to something they wouldn't think of getting for themselves..

Anything that's about HER is going to be romantic, it doesn't have to be soppy, you know?..

I mean, if all else fails, how about making some kind of a journal that has stuff in it from the time you've been together? All you'd need is a blank book, and a bit of creativity.. movie stubs (if you don't have them, find a logo or something on a website) photos, menu from a place you went to dinner, etc, from the first time you went out to now.. You don't have to include everything, just enough so it shows you spent time thinking about it.

iv written mad poetry. trade me something for it or trade me something good and ill write one just for her.

make her a jewelrey box with velveeta shells on the top with glitter on them

or make a slow shit cd

i would go with putting a bow around your nob ,....but thats just me ....i would go with the peotry or the journel

its me again but just got a great idea....ok invite her around to your house and make her dinner (i so rock at cooking i have done it most birthdays with my girlfriend) then have a lot of rose pettels all up stairs with a nice bath with candels lit.....then there will be magic

i so rule

Steal a pair of her underwear and make crotchless panties.

*points to prometheus*

At no point should you ever do what he says in regards to women

It was supposed to be a joke. And the fact that I have a steady girlfriend would seem to indicate that I'm doing something right. Either that or she's realy messed up too.

make her pregnant

well, no matter what you make, its gonna cost money, the pencil and paper to write a letter cost money, unless you steal it....if you want something that really is FREE, go take a clump of dirt from your neighbors yard....but not your own yard, cause you pay for your own property!!!

ok, seriously...maybe i could get an idea if you told me what she made for you last year....if she made you oragami or something like that, you could do something similar, but not the same...