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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2002-12-17, 18:03
Doofnoil Doofnoil is offline
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Default pheromones, what's up with that?

I just think the whole pheromones thing sucks. and no it's not perfume, it's the way girls smell, i get a goo whiff of some girl next to me and i'm hard as a rock. maybe it's cause i'm still pretty young, but damn how can i cope with this shit. it happens at the worst times and no matter how hard i try to think of something else it doesn't work.
example: i sit next to or stand next to of there is a girl within 4 feet of me, i breath through my nose all the time, so i'm breathing right..then i get this whiff of femaleness and nomatter how hard i try i take this huge deep breath through my nose, so my sinus is cake in pheromone...help me, please
and it's not that smelly unwashed poon smell, it really doesn't even have a smell i guess...i'm crazy
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Old 2002-12-17, 18:45
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

Takes practice.

Try to be subtle, though. The last thing you need is a restraining order from walking up to girls and sniffing them.
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Old 2002-12-17, 18:51
reaverX reaverX is offline
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

Err... How old are you? How often do you masturbate? In my youth at the edge of puberty there was the occational unexplained woody, but not very frequently. Beating off did a lot to alleviate that though occationally if I had a REALLY HOT daydream I might pitch a tent, but that only happened maybe a handful of times in my life.
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Old 2002-12-17, 19:00
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Pheromones are the shit. They don't just drive us guys mad, they drive chicks wild too.
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Old 2002-12-17, 19:41
Certijal Certijal is offline
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

Yes, please say how old you are.

Breath with your mouth or masturbate before you smell.

Oh, I don't know, cut of your nose.

Muaaaaahahahaahahahaha!
 #6 
Old 2002-12-17, 20:48
AnTi-YoU AnTi-YoU is offline
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

Know what? You ARE crazy.
 #7 
Old 2002-12-17, 22:42
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

I know what you mean, I can be really close to a girl in a hall, smell her, then I can barley keep myself off her. The ones that really smell good cause a sort of gravity effect. I notice that, not only myself, but everyone will lean and take a second whiff of certain girls. Gotta love it.
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Old 2002-12-17, 22:46
bunghole bunghole is offline
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

Don't worry about walking around with a boner, I do it all the time and its not really that noticable. If someonne does notice it its no biggie anyway.
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Old 2002-12-18, 05:15
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I thought girls just smelled nice because of shampoo.
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Old 2002-12-18, 11:13
anemic slug anemic slug is offline
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

just tuck mister bone under your belt. works for me.
 #11 
Old 2002-12-18, 13:29
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

Ya want pheremones? Lick my armpit.
 #12 
Old 2002-12-30, 17:52
Lollypop_PornStar Lollypop_PornStar is offline
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

duct tape your penis to your leg so if he tries to get up you ll get a horrible ripping sensation. Jus a fact that the more sex a girl or guy has the more pheremones are released adsn it attracts the opposite sex more. Personally the best male smell is after hes had one beer thats it one. mmmm....beer man
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Old 2002-12-30, 23:47
syphon detonator syphon detonator is offline
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Default Re: pheromones, what's up with that?

im out of puberty and still constantly pitch a tent so to speak. maybe i have a hyper active mojo but its not big deal.
 
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