Masturbating is great, but sometimes taking a great fat shit just feels a lot better. Is this wrong or do i have other fellow shitters here?

ya sometimes when you take a shit it feel good if its a quiikie

If you need to shit and your about to burst, its a very nice relief but I don't think shitting feels better than masturbation, I don't think shitting comes anywhere near.

i dont know i thikn taking shits are great, about as good as fried chicken.

yea feels good when ur bursting and u get relieved but its not as ood as masturbatin

I think you need to read some Freud. He had a lot to say about anal plesure.

Even so, about 90% of what Frued said has been proven wrong or was an elementary view of the obvious, and is outdated now.

Might aswell(one word or two) bring this up now what about masturbation and shitting at the same... ok i'll leave that thought.

Quite personally, I don't LIKE masturbation, per se. I think: "Wow, I'm beating off, I'm such a loser." So, naturally, I prefer a great shit.

Freud had some severe sexual issues he should have resolved before he started writing.

..and maybe stoppd with the coke?

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Originally posted by logical-not:
Quite personally, I don't LIKE masturbation, per se. I think: "Wow, I'm beating off, I'm such a loser."

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OMG you don't like pleasure?!
Well i'm proud to be a loser, cause i masturbate!

- Kay

While you're jacking off it's like, "Oooh yeah, I AM A SEX GOD!!!!! OOOOH YEEEAAAAHHH!!!!!"

*splurt*

"Fuck I'm such a loser"

Better a loser with his head straight than a loser shifting in his chair, too horny to think.

i reckon taking a good shit after 11 days is fukn awsome. hits the side of the bowl and stands there like a big stick. lol felt goooooooooooooood.

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Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:
Better a loser with his head straight than a loser shifting in his chair, too horny to think.

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Hmm, beatin off is great, but the shifting in the chair too horny to think is a great feeling too.. it helps err, helped the school days go by("Homeschooled" now)though i still hang out over at my high school all the time

Outcast

something just happened...........diarhrea doesnt count.

well, only if it is one of those you can truly take satisfaction in because its too big to flush, so you hafta break it with the toilet brush... not that i have ever had to do that...but, i myself ( sounds like multiple personality disorder right there) prefer a good pope punishin over shitting any day. with the pope, you only need one thing of kleenex, or tp, whichever you prefer.

Dm