Please keep your criticisms and admonitions to yourselves, I have thought this through, I only need advice. Unless it's verrrry constructive criticism.
Does anyone know how to purposely make a condom fail? Or even better of a site that sells faulty condoms( never heard of one but I'm sure there has to be one somewhere).
I want it to break or leak but not be apparently tampered with. Thanks.

i hope you r not going to do it to your self but just get a small pin and pock a hole in the end just a small one all u need is a hole big enough to get all the "load" out

Fuck Face

There are two reasons you could want to do this. Either you want to be/get someone pregnant (I'm guessing you're female) or you want to give them whatever disease you have.

Either way, what you're doing is gonna come back and hit you hard at some point. Don't be so immature.

In other words "You Stupid Fucker, who do you wanna do that too..you must hate them..yet your gunna have sex with them"

Heres my criticism:

Die.

i bet shes one of those controlling sluts who thinks if she has a baby the guy will have to stay with her skanky ass. wrong bitch, he will leave you, FAST!

it never works so dont even think about it.

He/She is from brooklyn..not harlem..but she could still be a slut. And her 'interests' shows me that he/she is stuck up ... if your a guy, then die..if your a girl ..yeah die.

This better be another crappy joke, like the guy with his baby getting rid of thing. If it is a joke you are sick in the head for thinking of it, if you are doing it you are sick for doing it. If you want a kid get a guy who also wants a kid not a man/women who doesn't and if you are trying to spread stuff then you need some mental help no one deserves stuff like that except Bin-laden.

If you want it to fail subtly, you could try poking a pinhole in it.. but that's not anywhere near guaranteed to work. If it can fail horribly, well, good question how to make that happen...

But if your reasons are one of those stated above, insults aside, you're very likely gonna put yourself in a world of shit.

i probably shouldnt help, because it is a bad idea, but why not use an oil based lube instead of a waterbased one. that should really wear the jimmy cap down to where there is a possibility of it breaking. thats just my two pesos.

Dm

I am not trying to spread disease ( never had one never intend to because have always been fanatically safe)and yes I am female.
I don't think I'm being immature and nothing is written in stone, I haven't decided upon this course of action yet. I understand the consequences and i am fully able to support my child well by myself if worse came to worse.
Everyone has been complaining lately about the relationship problems in this forum so i don't intend to bore anyone with details of mine. Suffice it to say I am in Love and I just wanted to know. I doubt I would ever go through with it.
Now that everyone knows i'm a girl, poking a hole in the condom is not feasible, any other advice?

I'm sorry if this offends people but, well no buts, if it helps I am considering therapy to understand why I am so deeply in Love but for all you people who just put insults and are probably in their teens living at home waiting on a first date....go to the pokemon site this is real life.

Damn i hate this seems everything i posted tonight has being bad, i didn't mean to offend you but maybe i don't know you should of explained you situation or something. Also people are bored of little kids love lifes not somebody older who actaully might understand love like yourself. And by the way pokemon i never did like it and its gone out of fashion. Maybe theres a new thing but i spend to long on here and doing cousework to know what it is. Yup i am quite depressed, 5 months without playing sport thats why although this has nothing to do with sex and Affection so i'll stop.

so what i gathered is that you want to get yourself pregnant so this guy is stuck.

Dont

your a slut and you cant come up with a single legit reason for wanting a birth controll device to fail. your just tryign to tie him down and ruin his life. and those of you who gave her advice are scum.

couldnt you just buy a package of condoms and poke holes threw the condom as well as the wrapping. That should increase the chance of it breaking and make it leak. Your boyfriend probably doesnt inspect every condom before opening it or putting it on, and if he sees that it has a hole in it just act suprised. i dont really think your going to be able to purchase faulty condoms, because a business like that would probably face quite a few lawsuits and probably wouldnt profit.
Have you ever talked to your boyfriend about having a child? what are his reasons against it. If your as in love with him as you said wouldnt you be worried about his feelings and opinions. Just wondering, but of course i do not know the entire story.

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Originally posted by Twilighteyes:
...this is real life.

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Your right. This is real life. Your takeing the fact of haveing/raseing a child way to lightly. You are going to freak some guy out of his mind. THIS IS REAL LIFE! If you want a kid so badly go to a sperm bank or something.

die! and rot!!

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Originally posted by Twilighteyes:
I understand the consequences and i am fully able to support my child well by myself if worse came to worse.

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No, I don't think you do understand the consequences in full. "If worse came to worse"- obviously you're trying to lock some guy down, and frankly, him dumping your ass for it and forcing you to support the child by yourself is one of the best-case scenarios you have. The only thing better than that is if he winds up not finding out what you did, ever, loves the child wholeheartedly, and you create a happy family, but if that happens, then you are one incredibly lucky young woman. I'm talking I want you to rub my lottery ticket-level lucky. By far a greater likelihood is that you'll wind up at severe odds with him, and even if he cares about the baby, that child will grow up as a- no, *the*- point of contention between you both.

I don't really care how much you think you're in love. This is a purely selfish act, the epitome of what love is *not*, and you want to make it happen by forcing whoever this guy is to take care of a child I'm presuming he doesn't want, isn't planning on, and is wisely taking precautions not to have. Words cannot adequately express how fucking ridiculous and brutally unwise this potential course of action is.

You dumb bitch. If you do this, and he finds out, you will be lucky to not end up floating face down in a drainage ditch.

That said, I will now suspend my ethics and veiw it as a scientific/engineering problem:

Petrolium based products react chemicaly with latex to weaken it. Using a petrolium based lube will increase the odds of a brakeage.

What spiffy said.

If I may ask, how old are you?.

If you consider this a good way to procreate, you're too young to be having children.

It's widely considered that my sister in law did something very similar to what you're considering, in order to trap her husband. It wasn't a good idea. I love my nephew and niece, but she's a terrible mother. She didn't really WANT the children, she just wanted to be married to the man she'd found.. As a result, all four of them are miserable.. Him, because he realises she trapped him, but doesn't want to break up with the mother of his children, given that he'd probably have to leave them.. her, because she's stuck raising two kids she didn't really want, in a relationship that really isn't that perfect 3 years down the line, and the kids, because they live in a house where mommy hits daddy and daddy hits mommy, and noone bothers to think of what they're going through..

If you love someone, and they love you, that's all you should need to stay together. Children are not pawns.. if you love someone, part of love is respect, like, respecting that it's up to everyone to choose when they want to have children. Yes, accidents happen, but they happen much more rarely than people think. Most 'accident' pregnancies tend to be the result of stupidity or behavior like yours.

I suggest you get a puppy. It'll give you something to do besides think about stupid schemes like this, give you something to love, and give you a small small taste of what it's like to raise something that's completely dependent on you and needs to be watched 24/7

if i were you i would kill myself but also you could use oil bassed lube it will dissolve the condom

just die

It's rather comical how many of the posters in this thread condemn the bitch's plan but then give suggestions to help her carry it out. Hypocrites!

Three Words...


Made in China

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Originally posted by brainuser:
It's rather comical how many of the posters in this thread condemn the bitch's plan but then give suggestions to help her carry it out. Hypocrites!

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Not really. We could be sadistic and want to give her the power to carry out her plan, just to see if she'll be dumb enough to do it.