I heard this many times but hey tell me your theories on how this may be done.

If youre a guy,whapp out your dick, wrap your hand around it(if its as big as mine it will be your whole hand)and start moving it up and down!
If your a gal then spread your legs and start rubbing your vagina or slide some fingers in and move them in and out/up and down etc etc!
Happy????

Make your dick longer with exercise, surgery etc. Lubricate asshole, stick dick in asshole.
Move dick in and out.

Get ribs removed. Suck own dick

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Originally posted by gombowlzombie:
I heard this many times but hey tell me your theories on how this may be done.

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With a hopefully sharp knife.

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Originally posted by just.landed:
Make your dick longer with exercise, surgery etc. Lubricate asshole, stick dick in asshole.
Move dick in and out.

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floppy or double jointed? because the only way it could work is if it were double jointed?

Pity the penis has no joints in it.
Could be interesting.

With the whole anus thing, I don't think gombowlzombie specified that it had to be your own penis that you fucked yourself with.

any hermaphodite could do it!

Most hermaphrodites only have one dominate set of genitalia that actually function. The second set tends to be underdeveloped

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Originally posted by reaverX:
Most hermaphrodites only have one dominate set of genitalia that actually function. The second set tends to be underdeveloped

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Tight.

Unless... MWA HA HA... EWWWWWW!

Could you immagine being a hermaphrodite w/ two fully functional sets of genitalia?

DAMN! Is that incest? No doubt about who gets to change the diaper! Wet dreams would be a liability! Imagine being having a woody and being on the rag at the same time... Fucked Up!

I don't think it can be done. If it can, I'd like to kick the loser who did it.

im already running

[QUOTE]Originally posted by reaverX:
[B]Could you immagine being a hermaphrodite w/ two fully functional sets of genitalia?[B]

Would this mean that u can get urself pregnant??

To Fire_jade:

That was the supposition I was riffing on. Is it incest if you impregnate yourself. Do you go to sleep w/ a condom on every night in case of nocturnal emmissions, etc.

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Originally posted by reaverX:
That was the supposition I was riffing on. Is it incest if you impregnate yourself. Do you go to sleep w/ a condom on every night in case of nocturnal emmissions, etc.

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that would be weird. how would it work out legally? but of course, a hermephrodyte (sp?) would not be able to produce both types of sex cells (huh huh, i said "sex")