my girlfriend is a virgin and my dick is 11.5 inchs long and 5 inchs around anyway do yall have any advice on how to make it not hurt as much

THAT S FUCKING HUGE THATS LIKE (edit: don't do that extended line shit) and thats not even it!

[This message has been edited by Spiffy McBang (edited 12-07-2002).]

how old are u? im guessing your full of shit on the size u mention

He's so full of shit his eyes are brown.

umm no there is no way 2 stop it hurting.
so maybe u should ram that monster in her ass instead of infecting her pussy with what u are.
full of bullshit.
im new here but still dunt post fucking dumb threads.
maybe it would be nice if u placed your bottom lip over ur face and swallowed.

lol

the 11.5 in. long i could believe... but 5 in. around? Yeah ok.
There's no way to keep it from hurting unless... get your girl to take horseback riding lessons. A couple times in the saddle and the sucker will start to stretch. Worked for me and my best friend. We both have horses.

Horses = No blood. No mess. No pain. No problem.

that's bullshit. Don't post crap like that here..

I heard if you slit your wrists with a rusty razor blade your cock will shrink to 1/2 size.


--Malignant

holyshit you must have the biggest dick in the world. well what you do is you knock her out first by dick slapping her in the face. and with you dick that would be a heavy blow. then you just go ahead and fuck her.

hehe, look at his name, it looks mexican and that should tell you right then hes lying ( i know, mines no better, but i am satisfied with my dick, 6 inches makes no difference to me, and im proud of it.) i am often reminded of a white friend of mine who we constantly give shit to about him having a small dick, his likely comment, well it was cold outside, and look at you, your mexican, and they always say mexicans have small dicks. yeah, theres a good chance he is lying. but thats just my two pesos.

Dm

5in around is like a soup can..

he said 5 inches around, (as in circumfrence) that's not that big. actually 5 inches in cir. is average. i dunno about that 11.5 shit though. if he's serious, i'm sorry. it'd be like a pencil lol. anywho that's my 2 pesos that i punked some beaner for :P

chao for now,
MM

Maybe he has elaphantitis (sp?)...

OH MY GOD...
That thing would be absolutely huge...
If the length etc it true den dere probably aint no way it aint gunna hurt her...
*ouch*

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Originally posted by pablo_escobar:
my girlfriend is a virgin and my dick is 11.5 inchs long and 5 inchs around anyway do yall have any advice on how to make it not hurt as much

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How to make it not hurt as much...
Stop trying to fuck your keyhole and get out more.

lol to any of you dumd asses who belived me i was taking a wild guess. ok for the real measure ment its actually 9.33333 and 6 inchs around
by the way im white my names not pablo_escobar he was he greatist drug lord of all time

[This message has been edited by pablo_escobar (edited 12-08-2002).]

i never said YOUR name was pablo, i was only refering to your handle, i guess i could have clarified that. well, no shit sancho, im white too, and look at my name... so whats your point... dirty mexicans are everywhere, and they probably buy drugs too, but who cares. to me, like i said before, even 9 inches still sounds shitty, no matter what you can say to make us believe. oh well, just my two pesos.

Dm

Wow. To tell you the truth, I'm a human being, not a tiger.

Isn't it amazing, you learn something every day...

Unless they knew it before already. :P But you could've fooled me.

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Originally posted by Doug-44:
holyshit you must have the biggest dick in the world...

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naw, that was a guy in the states with 13 erect inches and it was about 1.5 times his wrist i thinkness, (?)i think(?)

why is there so many threes? 9.333333? what the fuck were you measuring with?

lol bring the decimal back one more i think he had a typo there more like .9333333333333 he measuring with a micrometer dick head
its true but the guys that always boast bout how huge their knob is is because they 2 ashamed 2 admit that they are like most normal male on this planet AVERAGE in the penis department. one thing i heard is that if its bout 6 inches long but fat thats way better than a skinny 12 incher.

I know the problem, and have cleared up the "measurement mystery"!!--has to do with Pablo's measurement technique. He did the same thing all you boring, bragger "measuring guys" do. He started the measuring tape from his shoulder blades on his bsck; from there he continued downward, then threaded the tape under his butt, then out front to the tip of his penis. The whole distance measured a little over 9 inches. He is a really little troll of a guy!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus. PS: I also solved the 6 inch circumference mystery. He accidentally measured around his leg instead of his penis!! (hee hee). Love, Venus.

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...*snicker*

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Originally posted by pretty pinay:
I know the problem, and have cleared up the "measurement mystery"!!--has to do with Pablo's measurement technique. He did the same thing all you boring, bragger "measuring guys" do. He started the measuring tape from his shoulder blades on his bsck; from there he continued downward, then threaded the tape under his butt, then out front to the tip of his penis. The whole distance measured a little over 9 inches. He is a really little troll of a guy!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus. PS: I also solved the 6 inch circumference mystery. He accidentally measured around his leg instead of his penis!! (hee hee). Love, Venus.

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haha good explanation!

you must have one huge cock man

Pinay hit the nail on the head.

YEP!!!........always try to hit on the HEAD!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

I happen to think that you should skip the whole getting her used to the size all boring like.

Just spread her cheeks and conquer da butt!
After that Ms. Vah-J.J. will be a breeze, she won't even notice.

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Originally posted by RAOVQ:
why is there so many threes? 9.333333? what the fuck were you measuring with?

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Mathmatics. 1/3=.33333333333... on to infinity. So he is saying that he is 9 1/3 inches long.

I still think that he is more full of shit than my septic tank.

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Originally posted by MyUsername:

There's no way to keep it from hurting unless... get your girl to take horseback riding lessons.

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also nailing a dildo to the saddle wouldn't hurt

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Pretty Pinay is the shit, Great work. You should be promoted to Chief Detective

Lovley

You know it could be possible that he could really have a huge ass dick. If he was being an idiot about it, then we would have more grounds to harrass him on. Then again he could only be like four inches. It really doesn't matter. Oh, a lubricated condom might help for your dick to slide in better and shit, Other than that I can't think of anything except to take it slow. Peace.

the biggest dick in the world is owned by a black guy. its 13 inches long. if you want his website its www.mr13inch.com. its 'orrible how he rips.....o duznt mata go and see for urself

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Originally posted by insertnamehere:
the biggest dick in the world is owned by a black guy. its 13 inches long. if you want his website its www.mr13inch.com. its 'orrible how he rips.....o duznt mata go and see for urself

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must......kill.............pop-ups....

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In Texas you wouldn't have that problem.Everthing is bigger here.We have the worlds biggest pussies AND assholes, not to mention all those cows to practice on.

I have just the solution to your problem: 10cc's of locally injected cocaine(liquid form, of course).....Not Quite

Hmm.. also... if your girlfriend is a virgin, how do you know it is too big for her?? Possibly you should try having sex with her before you proclaim that it hurts her during sex (sort of a prerequisite, isnt it??)

Well this clenches it for me; obviously, we should now all associate pablo_escobar with a big dick..

..I know every time i see him I'll think to myself "what a big dick"

(Gee, nothing gets by you Prometheus.)

[This message has been edited by Sagewisher (edited 12-14-2002).]

i think that there are bigger, but i wouldnt know.

1. take dick in hand
2. bend
3. stick it in your ass

Accordion folding dick, complete with musical sounds! lol