Last night my famliy decided to do a secret-santa deal for christmas. In the blind drawing, I drew the name of a divorced, not lucky with the ladies, but funny fellow. I was thinking of going to a massage parlor and trying to get a gift certificate. Now, I can find the right kind of "massage" places, but I doubt they'll have gift certificates.

Is this an unholy thing to do on X-mess, or is it a funny/thoughtful gift?

Oh, and if anyone in the SF area knows of a good place, email me so I can check it out.

Thats an awesome idea but make sure hes not gay first cause that'd be awkward!

If you know the places, go ask. How hard can it be? Either they have a gift certificate-type thing, or they don't.

That's what I'm doing!!!

Buy him a vibrator just incase hes gay.

No, he's not gay and I already brought up that kind of thing at Thanksgiving dinner to the dismay of my mother. However, we're capped at $15 anyway, and it's not like I'm some rick art student magnate...