as some of you may know, ive been having an internet relationdhip and it ent working out too well...well, today...she was on so I imed her and asked why we dont talk. now i was in a fairly mixed mood at the time...right when i was starting to feel better a bit of an argument broke out and her exact words were:
"you want to get pissed at me and end it? well.. here is your anger fuel, i'm going to be getting married in a year or so.... i'm now engaged. i didn't want to tell you cause i know that you would end our friendship right then and there...but i'm not going to hide things anymore."
OOOOOW!! my reaction was far anger jealousy extreme depression and this 1 other emotion, i swear to god...i would have killed myself if i had shotgun shells, i would have put the fucker under my chin and pulled the trigger without any hesitation...now i know im an asshole for reacting this way to someone i dont know but look at some of the older karlmalonesay posts and i say it all there...anyway, i went crazy...tears welled up in my eyes...and i actually reached for my dad's shotgun...i got it out and sat near the computer with it as we talked for an hour an a half...she said "well im happy with him, and i wont leave that happyness for anything" and at that point i regretted the empty shotgun shell box more than ever...i let it go- i started crying...and i can admit it...remember- i had no idea she was even seeing someone as she told me she stopped dating and that we could talk all freely and shit now...and also that she was done dating, now ive never dated anyone so in was completely obsessed with her...anyway,she wants to be fuckin' friends now...and the point is-i see i have 2 options... actually killing myself and hurting nobody or just blocking her and emailing her saying i cant take it and hurting her...im going through multiple stages like for an hour i was so sad that i definitely would have pulled the fuckin trigger...the problem is being friends will kill me and not being friends will hurt even worse...im thinking of staging an elaborate plot where i kill myself so i can soak up the sympathy and then get her to leave me alone 2...alright, well...
thanx...no shitty responses this believe it or not is a real problem!

Thanx...Love, KarlMalone

Dude whatever you do don't you dare kill yourself. I repeat(it's that important), don't kill yourself. Do I have to repeat myself again just to get it in your head? Don't you dare let our advice go down the fucking drain and end yourself over some girl.

Alright now sit your ass down, put away that weapon and think for a moment. I know that the relationship you have/had was very special to you but this chick is apparently now only gonna use you for entertainment on the side. I strongly urge you to tell her all about the problems you had and about the pain she caused you. Then end the relationship right then and there if it's causing you so much pain and you think that it's going no where. This may have never crossed your mind but your problem is akin to killing youself whenever someone cheats on you in a real life relationship. Deal with it, survive it and come out stronger.

How you ask? First of all realise that this cannot hurt you forever and that you will heal over time. Trust me I've been there. Force yourself to get into a new relationship. Or just do whatever you have to (short of killing yourself) to forget about her.

It's not worth it to get hung up over some girl. Shit happens in life, and dealing with it will only make you a better person. You rally have to ask yourself this question: "Is it worth it to end yourself over some internet relationship when there is still time to get into new ones and do other fun stuff in life?"

I hope this helps and know that if you do end your life you will cause pain at the very least to your parents(I assuming they care).

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yeah dude i understand that cuz i spent an hour telling her how i feel on AIM...and then she said that she wouldnt leave him because "im happy with him and i wouldnt leave that happiness for anything" i feel like shit...and even worse it came at the god damnedest time- im bipolar and right now im between the depression and mania part of the cycles...and its really bad as hell during then, mood swings are crazy for me...and im in this "limbo" type of thing now...and she mentions it now, i went crazy i threw shit punched myself in the head 100's of times slit my wrist ran in for that gun and was god damned near killing myself...married...shell never be available again, never...if i live till when she gets married i will kill myself if it goes through...this was mostly add-ons...but ya i did try telling her...she says whatever alot...i dono...whatever doesnt say much of anything...thanx for the reply

You should kill yourself now. What a miserable loser you must be. Go get a gun and lay in bed thinking about how no woman will ever lay alongside you there, and you cant even keep a screen name interested in you.

It wouldnt hurt her if you didnt talk to her either, she doesnt like you.

And what kinda idiot goes from "dating" some useless obsessive punk online to being engaged in a short period anyway? LoL, Im having so much fun picturing this amazing trio. I wonder what the guy she loves is like. Haha, hes a fuckin dork and hes STILL less of a loser than you Karl. Go for it. At least you can go out like man, do it.

Kill yourself, I dare you

yep- god damn right im a miserable loser...i should kill myself, and i think i will... great advice

Oi guys shut the fuck up! Man don't kill yourself. Think about all the shit your parents will go through. I split up with my girlfriend about 3 weeks ago. She was like my best friend and girlfriend all in one. I felt like killing myself and I got really close to it but you'll get over it. Just buy a punch bag and kick the shit out of it. Think about the future. I know i'll never find another girl like the one I lost but shit happens and you'll find someone else. The feeling will subside and you'll feel like a real dick for saying them things. Just calm down and think about it logically. If you've got to do something constructive go beat someone up. You'll feel a lot better after it.

As for the rest of you...... don't be so heartless!

Chris

Killing yourself is worse then have an interent relationship. Killing yourself would be a good idea, but it's really not all worth it.

And meet a girl in your own neighborhood, don't go online and meet fat redheads with crusty lips from the glaze on dooughnuts, and live a litte.

SYNTEX

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yeah dude i understand that cuz i spent an hour telling her how i feel on AIM...and then she said that she wouldnt leave him because "im happy with him and i wouldnt leave that happiness for anything" i feel like shit...and even worse it came at the god damnedest time- im bipolar and right now im between the depression and mania part of the cycles...and its really bad as hell during then, mood swings are crazy for me...and im in this "limbo" type of thing now...and she mentions it now, i went crazy i threw shit punched myself in the head 100's of times slit my wrist ran in for that gun and was god damned near killing myself...married...shell never be available again, never...if i live till when she gets married i will kill myself if it goes through...this was mostly add-ons...but ya i did try telling her...she says whatever alot...i dono...whatever doesnt say much of anything...thanx for the reply

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*Sigh*. You will kill yourself if she gets married? Well we can only try to help those that are willing to help themselves. Did you start this thread seriously thinking that one of us could provide a miracle solution?

If it comes down to the event that she does get married and you want to kill yourself, then fine. It's all up to you to decide whether you want to go through with the dumbest thing you ever did. But before you kill yourself do me a favour. Think about all the people who will suffer and write them a note apologising. You should do that at the very least to your parents, for I'm assuming they have spent lots of money and time and love bringing you up(again I'm assuming this).

One more thing, go out and rape some hot girl before killing yourself. That's just for me, because I would never dare to do that.

Your life is now in your hands. I hope that you make the right decision.

Soon you'll grow a protective shell that will keep you at a comfortable, emtional distance from all others.

This distance and emptieness will fuel your artistic expression as well as your self-destructive nature.

Hope it all works out for you.

man, im not gonna kill myself now...but she isnt getting married for a year and half so i got a year and a half of torture...see i just talked to her and she keeps saying she sorry but she loves him and now i jsut found out this is an internet relationship too! the guy lives in chicago...so now it feels like i definitely did something wrong...shes moving in with him and she wants to stop and see me on the way up...my god man, its horrible...

Hahaha, you people are the unholy trinity of all that is defeated and sad. You really shouold kill yourself just for giving a fuck about this. Honestly.

No im not joking, you should be dead already. You shouldnt have read this far.

Just forget her man, if she is online, then there really is no point in this so called relationship. And it's pathetic and sad to date people online, which is nothing but text and possible picture trading...


SYNTEX

Shut ure fucking mouth uncle fucker..
listen man... if she is in so many relations all at once, like online with u, and someone else, and then her fiancee.... how the hell can u manage to still feel for her and feel sorry for ureself..
the best thing u can do is either kill her when she comes see u, or kill ureself, or get on with ure life.. like REAL life...

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Originally posted by Z3m:
Soon you'll grow a protective shell that will keep you at a comfortable, emtional distance from all others.

This distance and emptieness will fuel your artistic expression as well as your self-destructive nature.

Hope it all works out for you.

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I don't have much to say, just that I liked this particular post.

I had an internet relationship once....turns out that the 38, bald, fat, ugly, unemployed, perverted, child pornographer male I thought I was talking to turned out to be an 19 year old godess with awesome breasts and long blonde hair who loved the cock. I can't believe she lied to me, pretending to be the man that she wasn't.

mmkay now thats one reason internet relationships are not as gay as you say they are
but it calls the whole why were you talking to an obese pervert thing to attention...but still god dammit it counts for some kind of relationship- we talk on the phone sometimes...so quit tellin me to kill myslef ill make that decision on me own...today she imed me all like there's nothing wrong and i acted like there wasnt...its my fault...

erm.. Karl... reverse Evolved's message u'll figure it out...

oh.. almost forgot.. I really recommend that u kill someone.. erm.. ureself, her, her fiancee, some dude from the street.. just get some action...

ok man take it from me...I had PLENTY of online relationships...they DON'T EVER EVER EVER WORK...I mean think about it...when you was goin out with her did you or did you not look at other girls? and how do you nkow if shes NOT going and fuckin other guys? the point is you DON'T know you CAN'T know...the best advice I could give...no girl no matter how much you love them ain't worth your life...my bestest friend just last week came too close to killing herself b/c her b/f was being an asshole to her, I dunno what I'd do without her...so just don't do anything you can't take back

You should try looking up some porn.

It's like having a one night stand with a girl

Ok.. I've read most of these posts... this is all about a 'internet-dating relationship'???


Those aren't even worth taking a shit for. I don't understand how someone can consider themselves 'dating' someone over the 'net, when they haven't even seen them with their own eyes. To me, a date is you go out, have dinner, see a movie, shoot pool, whatever... What, do you get together and play online Monopoly or something? Are you sure she was even a girl?

Hey, for a while I'd use a chick's username and visit the lesbian channels to get into some 'dirty lesbo talk' so you just never know.

Oh no, we could've been sucking each other's clits!

for the sake of mankind kill your pathetic self PLEASE U FUCKER FUCKER FAG FAG FAG DIE FAG

I think u should kill these ppl who keep telling u to kill ureself.. it'l make u feel better I suppose...

You realy need to kill yourself over this (if you have not done so already. The world would be a better place.

Jesus X. Rodriguez. Shut the fuck up. If you've got nothing better do with your time than tell someone who's taken an internet relationship far too seriously to blow his head off, then the world would most likely be better off without you, too.

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Jesus X. Rodriguez. Shut the fuck up. If you've got nothing better do with your time than tell someone who's taken an internet relationship far too seriously to blow his head off, then the world would most likely be better off without you, too.

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i agree-and the guy that said that FUCKER FUCKER FAG FAG thing can go to hell also cuz your a bitch ass cock smoking faggot, and we all know that as a child you found you could suck your own penis and broke your neck trying after you put on a bit of a gut- i know your secrets maaan...and that was a mild one...so...karl malone think you should dive into the bath tub with a space heater...

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Originally posted by LutherX:
Ok.. I've read most of these posts... this is all about a 'internet-dating relationship'???


Those aren't even worth taking a shit for. I don't understand how someone can consider themselves 'dating' someone over the 'net, when they haven't even seen them with their own eyes. To me, a date is you go out, have dinner, see a movie, shoot pool, whatever... What, do you get together and play online Monopoly or something? Are you sure she was even a girl?

Hey, for a while I'd use a chick's username and visit the lesbian channels to get into some 'dirty lesbo talk' so you just never know.

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i never said i was dating her you double headed mongaloid hermaphradite...

Ure so sad, u have an internet girlfriend and a tiny little penis. DO u suffer from depression, like u should go listen to sick music about dieing coz it will help the rest of us. If u find this offensive good. U SHOULD.

karl u must be the biggest failure anywhere.....firstly the internet relationship then the 3 inch penis! well played dickhead

jumpunderaboat,
piss on you, cocksucking faggot, its a 4 1/2 inch penis...if you had the ability to read well like most of us, youd know that...firstly isnt ever a god damn word, go get an english tutor

Painkillers
your message mad no fucking sense whatsoever. im not even going to fuck with you because you, are also a cocksucking faggot...and no, i dont find it offensive. I shouldn't, because i know as sad and pathetic as i am you're 10 times as pathetic and your dick doesn't even show. Yet, i feel the need to retaliate- just to inform the ignorant...

Karl,

No need to retaliate, you just drop to their level. Spiffy, do me a favor man... check the IPs. Are there really that many.. (lost for words) Grrr... anyway check they're not all from the one person. I would make me feel better if there's only one idiot around (that being me).

To the rest of you...
Some of you have absolutly no regard for other people. It shows, and its really, really, sad.

- Magician

Firstly haha u fucking retared babydicked fuck up wat kind of a sad gimp has net relationships

Secondly on a more helpfull note due to my expertise in an art known as php I can help you

if you leave a large long object(stem from a biro pen) in your Phole pennis
the muscles in your Pennis will contract and relax around the object the muscle fibres will be slowly stetched However only leave the Penal Prop up as i like to call it in your for about 5 days and dont i repeat dont jack off

If you repeat this every 2 weeks you wil increase the size you your pennis by up to 13cm

I learnt this sexlife saving technique in return for my watch while touring asia in the summer 1983

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ok, did you ever date that person? and dude, Long distance relationships almost never work.

HEY!ok man you got to think i know how you feel this has happend to me and shit dont kill ur self for a girl ,she migth be fking perfect esmufect but shes not the only girl like that on earth.theres actualy is a few and think ,time will cure you ull see things u dont see now later and if u dont then ill mail u a shell.later enjoy life!u only get obne

karl you are gay, none of us care about your relationships on aim or what the fuck ever you keep talking about, but you are fucking gay and anoying.

Well the most painless way to kill yourself is to VERY SLOWLY slice all of your limbs of with the dullest knife you can find...

Life is so much more important. No one should b able to alter your view on life in any way. Dont do sumthing stupid over sumone like that. Look at it this way .....She's missing out ...Not you.

Just Fcuking Do It. Please stop your whining you idiot.