i found these on everclears official message board and thought they were worth posting.
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Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?



[This message has been edited by syphon detonator (edited 10-30-2002).]

In an attempt to make the list a little more complete:

GUY: I know how to please a woman
GIRL: Then please leave me alone

GUY: I want to give myself to you
GIRL: Sorry I don't accept cheap gifts

GUY: May I see you pretty soon?
GIRL: Why? Don't you think I'm pretty right now?

GUY: Your hair color is fabulous
GIRL: Thank you, It's on aisle 3 at the corner drugstore.

GUY: I can tell that you want me
GIRL: Yes I want you to leave

GUY: I'd go through anything with you
GIRL: Let's start with your bank account

GUY:May I have the last dance?
GIRL: You just had it

GUY: What's it like being the most beautiful woman in this room?
GIRL: What's it like being the world's biggest liar?

Haha classic.
If only I was a girl and somone would ask me a question.
I would have a nice little printed up sheet of responses.
Nice post.

Me: Wanna have go out to lunch?

She: *laugher ensues*

HaHaHa. Thats pretty funny man. Who uses pickup lines anyways? It just shows that you don't have what it takes I just use my charms and jems.


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GUY: I'd go through anything with you
GIRL: Let's start with your bank account
Guy: Oh so you accept money for sex?

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Originally posted by gombowlzombie:
GUY: I'd go through anything with you
GIRL: Let's start with your bank account
Guy: Oh so you accept money for sex?

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Girl: No, but I accept money for having to look at you.

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Originally posted by sinlesssiren:
Girl: No, but I accept money for having to look at you.

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see the problem with that is its not actually witty.

You wanna get high?

If you are what you eat I could be you by morning

That's a beautiful dress! It would look great crumpled up at the foot of my bed.

[This message has been edited by reaverX (edited 12-12-2002).]

me: (puts on santa clause hat)want to sit on my lap?

Man: are you a parking ticket?
Girl: no, why?
(drumroll)
Man:cause you've got "FINE" written all over you
(da-dum chingggg)(rimshot)

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Those are some nice legs, what time do they open?

I know it was lame but hey i dont need pickup lines my charm has always been all i need to get ne1 i wants.

http://www.totse.com/bbs/Forum4/HTML/001539.html

I started a topic kinda like this. (Since everyone is posting normal pick-up lines.)

"Hey baby, how about a little pussy, i know you got it on you!"

hi, my name is [name here]. remember it, you'll be screaming it later.

hey princess ...
hey bad breath ...

it�s very loud here, isn�t it?
so why don�t you shut up?

do you mind if I smoke?
I wouldn�t mind if you burn.

Would you like to kiss me ?

No,

Peace Renegade,

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Originally posted by The_Famicommie:
Me: Wanna have go out to lunch?

She: *laugher ensues*

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Me: ... (opens mouth to speak)
She: *laughter

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Originally posted by syphon detonator:
me: (puts on santa clause hat)want to sit on my lap?

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haha ive got to try that one

when men try to hit on my girl, the first things they say is "whats up" and "please dont tell me you boyfriend is behind me".

GUY: "Your place or mine?"

GIRL: "I have herpes."

GIRL: "Hey hot stuff, wanna see whats in my oven?"

GUY: "Sorry, I'm not gay and I don't like hermaphrodites."

Let's do math:
Add the bed.
Subtract the cloths.
Divide the legs.
And we'll multiply!

i lost my dog, can you help me find him?, i think he went into that cheap motel room.

are those real? prove it.

whats a pretty girl like you doing with a face like that?

Hi. You'll do.

love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location, in a girl's destination, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

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Originally posted by XIPHER:
love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration, a guy sticks his location, in a girl's destination, to increase the population, for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

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It's a man's obligation to stick his boneration in a woman's separation to increase the population of a younger generation. --south park--
yours was better

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wasnt mine, i found it online some time ago.
doesnt mean im not gonna use though

How about this, "I'm 3 inches, (stiffled laughter), but sum girls like it that thick"

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Come sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up...

GUY: So... what do you do for a living?
GIRL: I'm a female impersonator.

i heard you've got nice legs...you wanna go to my room and spread the word?

Im gonna name one of ur legs Christmas and the other one new year's day. Can I visit between the holidays?

Do you like beef? Well suck this, its dripping.

Hi, I've lost my virginity, can I have urs?

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Originally posted by Mazzy12345:
i heard you've got nice legs...you wanna go to my room and spread the word?

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*shakes head* An old-school line like this and you still can't get it right? Kids..

I know the topic is "failed pick up lines list," but these actually work!

(THIS ONE IS KILLER)- "Hey baby I got grease on my fingers, can I gouge your eyes out?

(OH YEAH)- "Hey baby, can I light you on fire than piss on you?"

(THE KNOCKOUT)- "Hey baby, do you watch PBS?"

(FLOCK TO YOUR PANTS!!!!!)-
Guy: Know why snalis can't have a sexual relationship?
Girl: Can I pull your dick off?

(If all else fails...)- "Hey baby, can I pour acid on you to get all of those diseases off, ho?"

MY AWESOMENESS IS COPYWRITED!