Since I live in Canada Thanksgiving was last weekend. I was supposed to have a nice thanksgiving dinner with the girls but I met up with an old friend from work who I hadn't seen in quite some time. She was wearing a beautiful red lace shirt, it excentuated her breasts very well, so I decided it was worth a try. The next morning in a cab on the was home from her place the cab driver made a comment about hooking up with old acquaintances, I found this very coincidental and ironic, perhaps it was a sign from God. I had never cheated on anyone I loved, and I suddenly felt very guilty that I had eaten thanksgiving dinner with my old friend instead of my sisters.

Please help me.

Wait, so you cheated on your sisters? which means you are porking your sisters? thats sick dude!

Aye I hope you are talking about cheating on your sisters as in not eating Thanksgiving dinner with them. If that is so then I don't think they should have a problem with that. But just ask your sisters anyway to make sure. Don't forget,there's always next year.

No offense, but something about this topic is screaming "Bullshit topic!!".

Life is short,enjoy the flesh.

Ye are a very bad person.
Ye are going to hell.
Bastard.

I think something is being lost (or added) in the translation to english from whatever language this guy normally speaks in. Either that or he comes from a family where thanksgiving is valued higher than getting laid (unlike mine), and he's feeling guilty for missing it. I dont think he's implying he's fucking his siters.

[This message has been edited by dagnabitt (edited 10-20-2002).]

Dude, you would DARE not eat Thanksgiving with your family? WTF is wrong with you?!?!

That is the ultimate sin, that's it, there's no saving your sorry soul, i hope your pal had some damn good turkey cos it's going to cost you everything!

Or not...