I don't mean to sound patronising, but I've noticed a lot of members in their early teens asking for advice on relationship issues...

I think it's great that we have the kind of community environment where every request will be met with a number of thoughtful responses...

...but wouldn't it be a better idea to ask somebody that u actually trust?

I mean how are u goin 2 feel if the kinda guy who gives u relationship advice has bin talkin about how he likes to fuck his dog in another thread...?

Or maybe I'm talkin complete bullshit, and it's just the anonymity that people seek...

Anyway... here's my message to everybody seeking relationship advice:

- Be confident in yourself. If ye shall try, then ye may fail... but if ye is a pussy wit no balls... then ye shall never get any

- Communicate... he/she might not know wuss goin thru ur head... less bullshit = more trust = hopefully a more open and (re)productive relationship

- Your penis is not too small... stop watchin all that porn... it'll make u feel inadequate... (or, alternatively, watch Asian porn... and get an ego boost)

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Originally posted by TigerJK:

- Your penis is not too small... stop watchin all that porn... it'll make u feel inadequate... (or, alternatively, watch Asian porn... and get an ego boost)

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hahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahaha that kept me laughing, damn straight but

"...but wouldn't it be a better idea to ask somebody that u actually trust?"

There are people here that I would trust more than someone I know for advice. Many of them have proven themselves to be knowledgeable, and unlike the people I have to interact with in the real world, they have no ulterior motives behind their advice.

Huh! That's funny...I usually check out the guys in porn so that I can laugh at their comparitively teenie weenies! I mean, I ain't much bigger around than a beer can, but I sure am long!

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Originally posted by TigerJK:
...but wouldn't it be a better idea to ask somebody that u actually trust?

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Confuzious, hit the nail on the head here. See his post.

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Originally posted by TigerJK:
- Your penis is not too small... stop watchin all that porn... it'll make u feel inadequate... (or, alternatively, watch Asian porn... and get an ego boost)

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Nice touch, perhaps totse should put this as a welcome message to the sex and affection board, you know just as a little reminder.


[This message has been edited by A-F Army (edited 10-13-2002).]

I can trust Spiffy on relationship advice, judging by his thousands of posts here, he knows what hes talking about.

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Originally posted by TigerJK:
I think it's great that we have the kind of community environment where every request will be met with a number of thoughtful responses...

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Then let's keep it that way.

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...but wouldn't it be a better idea to ask somebody that u actually trust?

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Who would you suggest we trust?

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I mean how are u goin 2 feel if the kinda guy who gives u relationship advice has bin talkin about how he likes to fuck his dog in another thread...?

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That's a big exaggeration. I have never seen a dog-fucking tread from a guy. Maybe it's because I never got around to putting it up.

Point is like some others said this place is in my humble opinion the best place I know of getting information, short of asking my mum and dad about some questions

Confuzius is right, there are people on here that have proven over and over again that they are trustworthy, caring and knowledgeable. But even if you didn't trust them, why does that matter? I trust my best friend but I don't think he'd be good for advice on relationships. And the whole plan when you post is to have many people respond with different opinions. You then decide yourself which is the best course of action. I would hope that people don't follow other's opinions without first questioning them.

And why does the age matter? You could have left out "in their early teens" and your post would have had the same meaning. Everyone, from 10 to 100, could use a bit of advice.

<edit> Oh, and as your 36 post, that was fucking patronising. <end edit>

[This message has been edited by xenosss (edited 10-13-2002).]

I stand corrected...

And yeah, in hindsight the dog-fucking thing was a bit of an exaggeration...

I've actually posted a topic on fucking animals. It's really just plain gross. And yes, no 1 replied... scared for they do fuck them.

And yeah, I trust a lot of the old Totse members... I've seen em to be trustworthy a lot... good job to em

I just try to see how many n00bs I can get to spread Ben-Gay on their private parts. :)

What? You didn't know that Ben-Gay is a sexual cureall?!!

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Originally posted by Who's Your Daddy?:
I just try to see how many n00bs I can get to spread Ben-Gay on their private parts.

What? You didn't know that Ben-Gay is a sexual cureall?!!

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Ben-gay=the cheap anal ease

Im asian :-(

So am I...

Trust me... there'll always be more Asians with a smaller dick than u...

or just come to terms with your inadequacies, and buy a big red Ferrari to tell the world u have a small penis, and you're proud...

Im oceanic

(hehe, australian)