Guys:

If your penis isn't atleast 8" long by the time you are 15 something is very very wrong. I would get to the doctors as soon as possible. You will never be able to please a woman with only a 5" dick!

Girls:

If you don't have D size breasts by 16, something must be wrong. Again, go see a doctor about this asap. If you are smaller than a D you are abnormal. How do you expect guys to like you if you only wear a B cup!?

lol its funny to read what crap some ppl put in these threads.

u r full of shit!

people come in all shapes and sizes, thats life...get used to it.

croc

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Originally posted by crocodile dundee:
people come in all shapes and sizes, thats life...get used to it.

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I think that was the point.

okay to blurry :
as they have already said people come in all shapes and sizes.
to say a girl should at least a size d by 16 is a dumb coment okay look at all the stars that we as a whole beleive are so sexy not all of them are in a size d and the guys size thing that is a load of shit. it is because of people like you that think like you that guys and girls a like are so worryed about size in a whole.

i know that the vocal inflection associated with sarcastic comments isn't transmitted well with text, but jesus christ in a coffin, some of you are so fucking dumb

Ha, ha, well said.

You gotta be damn stupid not to sense the sarcasm.

Well said Blurry.

[This message has been edited by Iscariot (edited 10-11-2002).]

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Originally posted by The Molecular Man:
i know that the vocal inflection associated with sarcastic comments isn't transmitted well with text, but jesus christ in a coffin, some of you are so fucking dumb

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I'm totally with you on that.

another point...

15 and 16??? hmmm ever heard of puberty? thats what ur goin thru. to expect your all growed up at 16 is well...wrong!!

BTW Blurry...have YOUR balls dropped yet??

time makes the perfect wine...and the perfect woman.
u dont eat green bananas...u wait till they ripen (metaphorically speaking)

having said that...dont wait too long..or your woman will go mushy :-)

croc

Dundee .. you = dumbass STRAIGHT UP HOMEY.

dundee your giving us aussies a bad name
at least read other peoples posts
It was quite obviously sarcastic
Everyone knows by 16 your penis shoudld be at least 10 inches
Jeez

Such stupidity I have never seen in my life. It was so obvious he was being sarcastic, I thought he would get flamed for being stupidly sarcastic. but -no-! someone flames him for being innacurate...

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Originally posted by crocodile dundee:


time makes the perfect wine...and the perfect woman.

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Wine doesn't get better with age dumbass.

Thing is, that there have been people who post similar things and are totally serious.
So you can't just assume sarcasm unless the poster is known for such...



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blurry fuck off.

LOL

Two assumptions.

1. He's sarcastic
2. He's bisexual.

--Malignant

I posted this as a joke, mostly twords the people that constantly ask these sort of questions. I was just hoping to get a laugh out of everyone. I tried to make it dripping with so much sarcasm, and making it seem so stupid that no one could take it serious. I guess I failed.

yep u failed.

Failed miserably. No offense, but that kind of sarcasm isn't funny, it's annoying.

Oh, and my friend Tiffany, has D. And my other friend, tricia, had Ds when she was 13. So...

I thought it was funny.. but then, I guess to make sure it's obvious, you need to claim D cups are too small- shoot for FFF- and 9 inches is disgracefully puny. Slap on some prosthetics and make sure Ron Jeremy looks like a lightswitch next to your manliness.

Lightswitch hey?
Hey that gives me an idea