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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2002-09-22, 04:02
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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Default Enforce her innocence???

http://www.sinkingboat.org/tradition/virgin.html

Oh my god.....

[This message has been edited by Rat_Bastard (edited 09-22-2002).]
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Old 2002-09-22, 07:11
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Step 3 = classic.
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Old 2002-09-22, 10:26
Crack-ed Crack-ed is offline
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WTF????????
As if anyones gonna perform the "FINGER TEST" on their daughter!!
Unless you pervert that is!.
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Old 2002-09-22, 21:16
syphon detonator syphon detonator is offline
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ROFL. great find
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Old 2002-09-22, 21:26
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The trick is to find some stupid girl who you can convince is your distant cousin and then perform the finger test... telling her it's for her own good (you're only looking out for family).
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Old 2002-09-23, 02:16
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What if a girl has been taken up the ass? Does her dad do the tightness test?
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Old 2002-09-23, 02:59
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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You should e-mail the people who made that and suggest a tightness test. Maybe we'll see another step added on.
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Old 2002-09-23, 03:03
CDG CDG is offline
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and if shes been sucking dick?
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Old 2002-09-23, 03:22
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quote:
Originally posted by CDG:
and if shes been sucking dick?


Say ahh??
 #10 
Old 2002-09-23, 05:32
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Give her a Listerine test. See how well she gargles.
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Old 2002-09-23, 06:09
stgeorge6602 stgeorge6602 is offline
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and so you do the test and she fails, what should the punishment be ....
 #12 
Old 2002-09-23, 06:19
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Sodomy.
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Old 2002-09-23, 15:44
Crack-ed Crack-ed is offline
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You get you wicked way!!
But you make sure, it's for her own good & it should never be discussed with anyone else, ever!!!!!!!!
especially not mummy...

[This message has been edited by Crack-ed (edited 09-23-2002).]
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Old 2002-09-28, 22:53
A-F Army A-F Army is offline
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Remember everyone if you have sex god will hate you!!!!!!!!
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Old 2002-09-28, 23:35
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somewhere up there
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Haha tell her that you don't think your finger will be enough for the finger test and that you have to use your dick
 #16 
Old 2002-09-29, 22:36
TheParkinator TheParkinator is offline
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..... *BARF... AW GOD!

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Old 2002-09-29, 22:59
methangel83 methangel83 is offline
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ok this is a load of bull crap. if my father would have tryed this with me i would have had to kill him. i mean what give a father the right to basicly finger his daghter?
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Old 2002-09-30, 00:12
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by methangel83:
ok this is a load of bull crap. if my father would have tryed this with me i would have had to kill him. i mean what give a father the right to basicly finger his daghter?


I suppose someone had to think it was for real.
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Old 2002-09-30, 00:33
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quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:
I suppose someone had to think it was for real.


Sounds like it was written by some bible basher...

Step 3= Sexual Harrasment case
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Old 2002-09-30, 04:42
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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There's a link at the very bottom to the main sinkingboat.org domain. That should clue you in as to how serious this is.
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Old 2002-09-30, 13:36
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"AIDS can be transmitted through holding hands or telephone conversations"

What the hell?
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Old 2002-09-30, 13:57
methangel83 methangel83 is offline
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to spiffy
okay there are all types of people out there and some take things to far and okay a sicko father or over protective father reads this and he acts appon it. okay so yeah i take this site as a real thing.
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Old 2002-09-30, 16:08
Crack-ed Crack-ed is offline
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Shit, it was only a joke!!!!!!!!!
Well i'm going to prison then!.
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Old 2002-09-30, 16:22
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The fine line between genius and madness
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I would wonder what kind of sick mind came up with that article, but I have been on totse far too long.
 #25 
Old 2002-10-01, 01:52
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that was funny has hell
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Old 2002-10-14, 05:06
Annabelle Annabelle is offline
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DEWD, that was FAWKT!
 
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