Anyone out there who thinks they have any tips on giving a blowjob, doesn't matter if gay/straight

all I know is I don't like to be bit

use your toung

-Chibi

-Never let that toung rest

You just doing your business while I get to put one hand behind your head helping you with the other one on my hips, just like a porn movie.

Every "best blowjob" is different for every guy. Some guys like the mouth to be only slightly damp while others think more saliva is better. The key is just to ask, or watch for body language. And don't be afraid of messing up. If someone doesn't forgive you for messing up you shouldn't be sucking on their dick anyway.

Wot liquid sed. Teeth aren't nice. Biting is nasty, but even worse is where you don't open ur mouth enough, and just scrapeur teeth over the head. That is quite agonizing, feels like ur fucking a vcr.

Ouch.

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Originally posted by MoRt:
That is quite agonizing, feels like ur fucking a vcr.

Ouch.

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umm... Mort you tried getting it on with a VCR then?

I have just one question....


Why????

lol

Rub the inner thigh (sp) and moan- cause DAMN that works!

Its a marathon not a sprint. Take it slow and don't just revert to the fucky sucky technique, change your pace sometimes and vary through as many variables as you can think of (apart from using your teeth that is, it hurts like hell when you get bitten down there)

Chunkmiester
A Fountain Of Knowledge

very true getting bit is pretty painful i wouldn't suggest useing teeth unless this poor guy is into the whole "pain is a turn on thing"

[This message has been edited by warweed12 (edited 07-23-2002).]

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Originally posted by ?:
Rub the inner thigh (sp) and moan- cause DAMN that works!

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we all know your 10 years old

we all remeber your first post

"I heard that if you touch girls boobies they get offed?"

-Chibi

-IM NEVER GOING TO STOP BUGGING YOU ABOUT THAT!

Have an ice cube in your mouth when you give head, your man will love it.

Hey Chicko-haha-

To the point: There was a kid with a second post like mine and said "offed"

My post said "tits" and "off"

-you have just seen to many fuck ups on this board- Im also 18 remember- I was born in 1983---Thank you---

Yeah, i agree that an ice cube does give a very satisfing extra dimension but i wouldn't use your full potiential straight away because then you have no where to go, start off with a decent bj then move on to using your tounge a little then use an ice cube or something, don't max out straight away, keep things interesting

Chunkmiester
A Fountain of *Insert Substance Here"

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Originally posted by magician:
umm... Mort you tried getting it on with a VCR then?

I have just one question....


Why????

lol

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Best way to recieve a blowjob is to not move a muscle while your getting it. Stretch out on the bed, prop yourself up with some pillows, and recieve some dynamite head. You might tense up every now and then involuntarily, but try as hard as you can to not move, just relax all your muscles. Sometimes you'll be flexing something and not even know it until you check for it, so be wary of that. Pat close attenion to the ass and leg muscles, for they have the greatest tendency to contract.

spit or swollow? that is the question and
how do you control your gag reflexes

Spit or swallow? What man doesn't enjoy you to swallow? So, if we had a choice most of use would say swallow I'm pretty sure, but if you can't, then you probably shouldn't try, it'll just make you feel ill. How to stop your gag reflex? The stronger your throat is then the easier it is to control. So practice, alot, and don't be afraid to gag a little while giving head, just don't push yourself so far you chunk. But, in the short run, something you can try is they have menthol throat sprays you can use to numb the back of your throat, but if you're cheap you can just use some Chloraseptic, and spray it far back in your throat.

SWALLOW

it'll make him feel good on the inside...well it makes me feel goodwhen a fil swallows

Remember Variety is the spice of life. Use various pressure, don't be like a vacuum all the time, and don't concentrate on one spot. My boyfriends favorite spot was that little V shaped ridge under the head, but then again all guys are different, but I've noticed that figure 8 patterns (with your tongue) work the best. Also, don't forget his balls, and especially the skin that's behind them (male G spot) But then again, what do I know, I'm not a guy

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So many good ideas here. But the most important one--for sure, in my opinion-- hasn't yet been mentioned. If you are going to start with the guy, THEN SEE HIM THROUGH TO THE VERY VERY END!! Don't abandon him at the very urgent moment of his greatest ecstacy....which is when he crashes and goes off. Don't wimp out then at that very moment, and think...."OK, I did my job, and OMG I have to get away from this volcano"!! It is during the next 10 seconds that he gets 99% of his craziest enjoyment!!! So be there for him then, and swallow and take from him all that your gift to him has created. He will be SO HAPPY,and will never forget you!! And YOU WILL BE SO HAPPY TOO!!! Trust me on this one!! Love, Venus.

...Half of the people who posted before you said that, asshole. What are you talking about?

Hey, if it convinces that last 10% of women that it's better to swallow, then I can deal with a little repetition.

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Originally posted by pretty pinay:
So many good ideas here. But the most important one--for sure, in my opinion-- hasn't yet been mentioned. If you are going to start with the guy, THEN SEE HIM THROUGH TO THE VERY VERY END!! Don't abandon him at the very urgent moment of his greatest ecstacy....which is when he crashes and goes off. Don't wimp out then at that very moment, and think...."OK, I did my job, and OMG I have to get away from this volcano"!! It is during the next 10 seconds that he gets 99% of his craziest enjoyment!!! So be there for him then, and swallow and take from him all that your gift to him has created. He will be SO HAPPY,and will never forget you!! And YOU WILL BE SO HAPPY TOO!!! Trust me on this one!! Love, Venus.

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I LOVE YOU! will you be my girl friend?

-Chibi

-I give this award for best blow job giver.....I really hope your a chick....

Thanks, Chibimiko, for the nice words--and YES I am (very) female. And "hi" to you again, Spirit. Sorry, but I re-read all the posts before mine, and I see no repetition at all. Besides, I am so disappointed that you aren't getting any sweeter--or any less uptight--with your older age. It's just not happening, and never will I guess!! (hee hee). But that's OK, just keep your rocks coming, 'cause I'll always be your happy target. That's because I want you to feel good, and I know you always feel better after you throw them at me. Love, Venus.

Interesting fact for those obsessed with making a girl swallow... male ejaculate is rarely broken down in the human stomach... so rather than your idealist ideas of "saving and absorbing your precious semen", it gets the fate of ending up in a toilet bowl with watery feces.

It's good protein and a recent scientific study shows that women that swallowed semen were less likely to gain weight than those that didn't.

So cheers!

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if you're up for it, try to learn to deepthroat. cuz man that does the trick. and dont slow down when he's ready to shoot. speed up, if anything.

and so what is it? is swallowing good or bad?
(for her)

Dark_Magneto is very correct. Also it is very good for the girl's skin, ego, and also for her budget!!. I never have a weigh problem....102 always and forever. Also never need all those lotions and stuff my girlfriends always are having to buy for their skin, but mine is perfect which pis__es them off to me!! Just self inflicted stupidity for them as far as I am concerned. So I think if it's good for my ego, good for my weight, good for my skin, good for my budget, and good for the guys, it must be good, period!! Love, Venus.

Ah the wonderful misconeptions of semen. I'm sorry DM, but you're wrong about the "good protein" in semen. Zyliah is also wrong however. Although sperm are mostly protein semen is mostly phospho-polylipids. Meaning phosphorus saturated fats. Which although are broken down by the stomach (it's also the main ingredient in egg white), is not of any particular nutritional value. I could see a link between maintained weight and swallowing though. Girls who swallow probably are more open and adventurous when it comes to sex, so they probably get more sex, so they probably burn more calories. But that's a case of mistaken logic to say that swallowing semen helps you maintain your weight, really having more sex helps you maintain your weight.

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I dunno man. Venus is kind of a shemale name. Better get more info.

venus, the goddess of love, is usually... a woman.

plus, she's said she's a she many times.

OK, one trick that ALWAYS seems to work for me is having some warm (NOT hot) coffee, or tea handy, along with a bowl of ice cream. All you have to do is get him excited, (lol, which is usually easy) then put either coffe/tea or ice cream in your mouth and work your magic on his cock! If you keep on switching the foods he will most likely have the best blowjob of his life. Plus, using the food/drink on his dick makes it taste even better. And about the whole, swallowing thing, the food taste just gets rid of all the fears of doing it! Hope this helps!

practice on a long, thin, dick-shaped popsicle. you'll be numbing your throat, amking it easier to bone up on your deep throating skills. eventually, the gag reflex goes away (took me 6 weeks of on again/off again practice) but NOW, i can rest easy and dedicate precious time to solving world hunger while i'm mindlessly having my throat fucked.

once you can master this, you can kiss ever having to strain your neck muscles again goodbye.

ok it sounds a bit weird but my ex used to go wild when i took some of those listerine pocket pack strips and put them in my mouth and then gave him head

my ex used to ask me to floss his... perv.

Floss his teeth or his cock?

neither. i just figured i'd keep with the dental products + penis theme and fib a little.

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....while i'm mindlessly having my throat fucked.

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Man, that just sounds rude.

I never thought of getting head as fucking a woman's throat.

But now that you mentioned it...

ohh blowjobs are the best next to sex...sometimes its the other way around. but hey heres how i llike my snake suck...i like it deep so deepthroat please...love it when she drools saliva all over my snaky...my ballss love them suck too...if u can do those things to me...then you are my goddess

Semen has been shown to contain powerful, natural anti-depressents. They can be absorbed by any mucus membrane. (for those not scientificly inclined that means a warm wet area. I would stay away from the nostrils out of courtisy though.)

What I like is when she's all the way down on it for her to bite it gently.