I heard masturbation (in a male) causes blackheads and or pimples to break out is this true or is it part of an evil lie that stops peolpe from masturbating.

"I only do it to avoid wet dreams"-thewhacker

Its true man. Im an ugly freak now. I should have never masturbated...WahHHH

it is very true, I'm also blind and have palms that look like Austin power's chest.

The primary cause for acne is genetic.

perhaps but the primary cause for masturbation is pathetic.

I am King Pathetic, and I can blind you from across the room.

I cant actually see this screen. I can only reply to these message boards with a computer voice screen reader. Oh i wish i didnt touch my dick.

Shut up Sheba, how is the primary cause for masturbation pathetic? explain your mindless babble!!
Anyhow I personally feel that I might be a "wank addict". This dos'nt phase me however, I know I have the strengh to carry on. Masturbating is not a crime & untill it is illegal, I shall carry on "beating my meat".!

hear hear

you shut up. shut the fuck up!!! Your so stupid, you actualy take my drama for real.. instead of asking why??is he acting this way? why is he being my worst nightmare? why is he doing exactly as i have told him. try this...ask yourself why am i getting mad? why do i think he's retarded? could he be telling me something about myself? perhaps something that he wants you to realise so much that he is prepared to be hated for it.

Sheba- If you didn't realise the first post was sarcastic.!
But seriously wtf, were you talking about in your last post, you made no sense at all!!

[This message has been edited by Crack-ed (edited 07-20-2002).]

laughing yet?

WHAAA why are my palms so hairy nooo my penis is falling off.

AHHHHHHHHHH

Wintermute: I also hear that peanut butter can make an acne condition worse.

To the masses: Beat the meat like Rocky untill you end up with a violent orgasm on your hands... eh that is kindof a double meaning.

Oh and just out of curiosity, do females masturbate as rapidly as males? I find that whenever I ask girls if they masturbate I get slapped.

Like any sex-excersice, you sweat, and if you don't wash the dirt off your face you will get pimples.

-MaTrIXSpiirit-

Crack-Ed Since when is it a crime when it is illegal? It isnt a crime until you are caught! :-)

To everyone else:
Whack Whack Whack all day long
whack whack whack while i sing this song
whack whack whack it feels so good
whack whack whack....

hear is a little ryme to those that speak spanish.
Una vez a a�o no hace da�o, una vez al mes necesario lo es, una vez a la semana es una cochinada, una vez al dia es una porqueria y una cada rato y se te pudre el aparato.

LOL

That looks so damn funny but can someone translate?

Masturbation doesn't cause acne. It's actually good for you. If the world as a whole didn't masturbate we'd all be sitting around hitting each other with sticks. Ok, so maybe not that extreme. But you get my point, well probably not actually. *spastic post*

Sheba over 1 in 4 girls has a vibrator so your the biggest fucking wankers in the world. No offence.

Also, are you retarded?

VIPER

i have no fucking idea.

put the fucker away

Acne is a direct cause of mastrubation.

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Originally posted by thewhacker:
hear is a little ryme to those that speak spanish.
Una vez a a�o no hace da�o, una vez al mes necesario lo es, una vez a la semana es una cochinada, una vez al dia es una porqueria y una cada rato y se te pudre el aparato.

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haven't heard that one before hehe