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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2002-02-14, 17:21 |
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 Here's a good idea
Masturbate using a sock and then you hav no mess.
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#2
2002-02-14, 18:08 |
riot_kid
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Re: Here's a good idea
I use a towel!
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#3
2002-02-14, 19:36 |
groundcontrol
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Re: Here's a good idea
i use phish's head
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#4
2002-02-14, 23:24 |
phataldesire
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Re: Here's a good idea
Maturbating with a sock is so low class, use a rubber jonny and be posh like me  |
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#5
2002-07-15, 20:29 |
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Re: Here's a good idea
Use sandpaper, smooth side out!  |
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#6
2002-07-15, 20:54 |
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Re: Here's a good idea
just get a pretty girl to suck your dick..
why is this in the bad ideas section?
QriX
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#7
2002-07-15, 22:36 |
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Re: Here's a good idea
I would have to agree with QriX. That's the best way to go, well besides sex. Keep your tips up. Key rule to boarding.
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#8
2002-07-16, 03:52 |
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Re: Here's a good idea
I splatter it on my hand, let it dry up, and smell my hand afterwards.
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#9
2002-07-16, 05:48 |
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The cleanist way is down the throat of my bitch. Trust me, and it feels better than your sock.
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#10
2002-07-16, 07:11 |
Joe Boo
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Re: Here's a good idea
quote:
Originally posted by PhishHead:
Masturbate using a sock and then you hav no mess.
Ah...the happy sock |
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#11
2002-07-17, 05:08 |
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Man, Damn, you must be very proud of yourself....
I bet that you are the first guy to ever think of using a sock to wack it.
Brilliance...whiz...genius...gifted...
mastermind....intellectual....brain.....
Must be your middle name.
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#12
2002-07-17, 17:37 |
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Re: Here's a good idea
just put some vaseline or K-Y in a ziploc, and then you can just throw it away. It'd be really funny to see your parent/girlfriend/wife's expression when she sees that all your socks are full of cum, though.
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#13
2002-07-17, 19:00 |
MoRt
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Re: Here's a good idea
Mmmm........ cheesy.
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Aloha.
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#14
2002-07-17, 21:05 |
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Originally posted by NapalmNate505:
I splatter it on my hand, let it dry up, and smell my hand afterwards.
i laughed so hard when i read that! |
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#15
2002-07-17, 21:09 |
Sweet Victory
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*barf*  |
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#16
2002-07-19, 19:38 |
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Re: Here's a good idea
quote:
Originally posted by quinnifred:
Man, Damn, you must be very proud of yourself....
I bet that you are the first guy to ever think of using a sock to wack it.
Brilliance...whiz...genius...gifted...
mastermind....intellectual....brain.....
Must be your middle name.
It's pretty funny that you call this kid retarded, when it was obviously a joke. Must be a little too high brow for you. You spelled wHack wrong. Don't even try to pass the buck here, you angst ridden "totally bitchin" cynic. And wouldn't the phrase be "I'll bet," not "I bet"? Doesn't it suck when people turn your own callow, pretentious, feebleminded passes at being cool back on you? Square* *I'll bet I'm the first person to have used this phrase ever! |
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2002-07-19, 21:51 |
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And wouldn't the phrase be "I'll bet," not "I bet"?
It depends on what he meant. "I'll bet" is future tense and "I bet" is present tense. In English we conjugate our verbs to give them a different meaning. |
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#18
2002-07-19, 22:25 |
CDG
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I bet and I'll bet can be used interchangebly in everyday conversation.
"I bet you are gay."
"I'll bet you are gay."
then again
"I'll bet he will turn gay."
"I bet he will turn gay."
See both present and future, and I think they work with no problem. Then again, maybe I dont know where the two will make a difference.
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#19
2002-07-19, 23:53 |
quinnifred
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Originally posted by The_Famicommie:
It's pretty funny that you call this kid retarded, when it was obviously a joke. Must be a little too high brow for you.
You spelled wHack wrong.
Don't even try to pass the buck here, you angst ridden "totally bitchin" cynic.
And wouldn't the phrase be "I'll bet," not "I bet"?
Doesn't it suck when people turn your own callow, pretentious, feebleminded passes at being cool back on you?
Square*
*I'll bet I'm the first person to have used this phrase ever!
All right, let me start off by saying�SORRY. I didn�t know that my sarcasm was going to offend someone so horrifically or maybe it�s just because I am a �angst ridden "totally bitchin" cynic.� type girl, that I didn�t notice. I will say that I did spell �whack� wrong�sorry�typing error combined with a long night. �And wouldn't the phrase be "I'll bet," not "I bet"?� And as you can see from peoples responses above, it can be both. But, if it hurts you so greatly that I phrased it �I bet� instead of your �I�ll Bet� I will change it. � It's pretty funny that you call this kid retarded, when it was obviously a joke.� First of all I NEVER called the person a retard or retarded�.It is not a word I choose to throw around. Duhhh�Obviously it was a joke!!!!�and so was my response. I was just being sarcastic, get over it. I do believe it was very hypocritical of you to be a �angst ridden "totally bitchin" cynic� towards my response, when I was just joking around. Fuck you if you cant take a joke�.If you truly believes that I was also serious in my response then oh�well� �Doesn't it suck when people turn your own callow, pretentious, feebleminded passes at being cool back on you?� Well�I was just wondering does it? Square* *I bet I'm the first person to have used this phrase ever! [This message has been edited by quinnifred (edited 07-19-2002).] |
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