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 #1 
Old 2002-07-12, 06:23
Marekus Marekus is offline
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Default How to ask for it?

This girl and I were just like damn, 1st date we went fer a walk and once we sat on a bench we were all feeling each other up. Well basicly i want to know how to ask a girl fer a blowjob.

Sidenote how to ya break up with a girl, so she doesnt like kill me or something like that.

The added thing is she is my best friends girlfriends sister so anyone have an option?
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Old 2002-07-12, 07:14
CDG CDG is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

Dude, I don't think you should just as for a blowjob. But kissing her, taking your pants off, and flobbing your dick in her face is probally good enough body language. What you are describing is like asking "Will you fuck me?" even if she wanted to, she will probally get turned off by you asking such a question. IMO there is no real way to just say give me a blowjob unless you two have known eachother for so long and love(theres that word again, refer to love thread) eachother so much that both of you feel confortable with just saying "hey can you suck my dick?"

Oh and in your situation, you said you both were "feeling eachother up." Can you tell me what exactly you mean? I beleive there are a difference in terms on sex in different parts of the world(in in cali, thus the "dude"). If you were just touching eachother with clothes on or kissing eachother (probally both since theres a beach thing girls have that they just want to kiss and hug on a beach(once again IMO))then maybe you should get on top of her and take her top off and make further advancements. I think that you should just let nature take its course and you will get your blowjob that you so desperaly seek.

As for her being your best friends girlfriends sister, that just adds to the bonus. I would feel extra special if I were to fuck, and plus, you would be in direct competition with who does the girl first with your best friend, persuming he has not done so already.
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Old 2002-07-12, 18:25
Crack-ed Crack-ed is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

Just say "either suck my cock or i'll stick my dick in your eye".
simple really
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Old 2002-07-12, 18:58
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

You don't ask of head, you earn it.
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Old 2002-07-12, 18:59
CDG CDG is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

If what you are sayign is true, why not just rape that bitch? After all, being raped is the 4th biggest fantasy of all women according to cosmopolitan(or some other magazine, i heard it on the radio)
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Old 2002-07-12, 19:23
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

Fantasy and reality are different things.
Don't EVER assume that raping a female is a good thing to do.

Fuckhead.
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Old 2002-07-12, 20:01
CDG CDG is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

I was kidding...
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Old 2002-07-12, 23:48
Z3m Z3m is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

quote:
Originally posted by Wintermute:
Don't EVER assume that raping a female is a good thing to do.


Unless you plan on selling the tapes to Japanese... And the female is about 15.

"Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke." - J.R.Dobbs.
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Old 2002-07-13, 01:33
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

but only if you have tentacles.
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Old 2002-07-13, 01:59
quinnifred quinnifred is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by CDG:
After all, being raped is the 4th biggest fantasy of all women according to cosmopolitan(or some other magazine, i heard it on the radio)[/B]


I sincerely doubt that it was Cosmo mag. They usually don't endeavor in the whole female rape fantasy.

You don't ask...bottom line.

If the girl wants to give you head...she will..if not you are shit out of luck
 #11 
Old 2002-07-13, 03:08
syphon detonator syphon detonator is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

just be like
"hey that movie was fun but i dont have any money to buy you a snack, can i just put my schlong in your mouth?"

i mean seriously dude what kind of question is that.
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Old 2002-07-15, 02:49
Marekus Marekus is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

lol thanx guys, very informative:P
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Old 2002-07-15, 18:18
Empireblues Empireblues is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

Dude, you can ask her what she'd like you to do to her - and once you've broken down the "requesting" barrier, then it may be a more suitable question.
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Old 2002-07-15, 18:44
LutherX LutherX is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

I dunno, I just say... honey can I have a bj?

Of course, I'm married.

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Old 2002-07-17, 18:10
MoRt MoRt is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

I think it's american pie, where the guy sez to the girl... 'suck me, beautiful', and she pisses herself laughing.

It doesn't happen.

Be a good dog, u'll get a doggy biscuit.

Otherwise, u cud always take the initiative & go down on her first..... I think it's fuckin amazin to give a girl head, plus U HAVE THE POWER!

Try it and love it, if not, she probably still will.

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[This message has been edited by MoRt (edited 07-17-2002).]
 #16 
Old 2002-07-17, 21:09
dugmenn dugmenn is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

quote:
Originally posted by Crack-ed:
Just say "either suck my cock or i'll stick my dick in your eye".
simple really



haha nice one crak ed. okay this is what you got to do i guess...., say will u suck my dick and if she says what? or no. or something like that and she gets mad just say im joking with you if you dont want her to get mad.
 #17 
Old 2002-07-17, 22:34
CDG CDG is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

That would be American Pie, in the car scene.
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Old 2002-07-18, 06:20
Liquid-Science Liquid-Science is offline
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Default Re: How to ask for it?

if she really wants to she'll initiate the head session

or if she's subtle just whip it out and put it on her lip


as for breaking up...just stop calling her......she'll get the picture eventually
 
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