Ok, what does everyone think of anal sex and why? Whether you're gay, straight, or whatever. Just a few short answers would be appreciated. I myself enjoy anal sex very much, but I'm also informed, educated, and in a long-term trusting relationship. All of which has a huge bearing on such things. If you don't or do like it say why.

Not really into it. I get off more when I'm getting my partner off. If one day I meet a girl that orgasms from the anus, I'll enjoy it.

But until then, I don't even ask about it.

it's psychologically fun, physically, eh.

it's cool if the guy yer with gets off on it bigtime, and he's not too huge..

it's a take it or leave it sorta thing..

I personally don't really enjoy it at all....frankly I find it uncomfortable, sorta gross, and totally not pleasurable.

But, again I have only tried it once. I guess for some people it is enjoyable.

Notice how we have a fourm exactly like this around every month or two?

-Chibi

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I think we had at least 5 other anal sex posts...but here we go again.

Blink 182, "Fuck a Dog" im not a really big fan, but read this before asking anal sex questions :-)

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I Wanna Fuck A Dog That`s Right Kids
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Could Only Find The Dog And His Ass
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I hate Mexicans now... Don't ask why if you don't already know.

yeah, you really don't wanna see the pictures..

*vomits*

The only thing I don't like about the search utility is that it doesn't search posts, at least not that I've noticed. It should search post topics, though probably not actual posts from users. That way I wouldn't have posted an old topic. oh well. Regardless, definately understand the take it or leave it, I think you're probably right Suzie, it's more of a mind fuck that a pysical pleasure for most people.

It seems that most men enjoy having it, but most women don't. Likely because it may feel uncomfortable for a woman and they don't get off on it. I wish I could get my wife to take it in the ass, any ideas on convincing her to do it?? I'm not huge or anything, and she also just had our second child last week, so I'm definately not going to get any puntang for about five or six weeks.

There should be some new sex ed videos for schools: "Anal Sex Yes!" and "Mommy, What's a Strap-on?"

Edit: Don't forget: "Masturbation Techniques and Questions" and "Bisexuals: Double your chances!"

[This message has been edited by MagKnightX (edited 07-17-2002).]

Yanno, sass, if your wife just isn't down for it right yet, she'd probably appreciate it if you took care of yourself for a little while instead of bugging her for something she wants even less than regular sex.

Wives are there for penetration and washing dishes.

Which is why I'd rather have a girlfriend forever than get married.

You two had 2 kids and you still cant convince her to even try? Man...how sad.

Hey CDG, aren't you 14? I remember seeing a post about that one time. Anyway I'd say that having two of his children, Sassafras' wife has definately fulfilled any "obligations" she may have had. Sassafras man, you're not going to get any booty love while your wife is still sore from squeezing a multiple pound watermelon out of a very small orfice holmes. Even when your girl is healthy and not ripped apart she'll quite often split along her perineum. And that's not a fun feeling. She's already sore, don't make her ass a killer too. If she's not interested she's not interested. You can't convince a woman to do anything, especially take a dick up the ass if she's not into it. But, once she's healed. Let her know that you're really interested in trying anal. Be sensitive to her fears, how would you feel taking a dick up the ass? You know, she probably feels the same way. It can be a very scary thing. Think about culture. If someone says "Oh man, he assraped you that game" it means you got trashed. What does that say about our cultures view of anal sex? It can be very painful. Go slowly, and not slow for you, fuck you, you don't matter. Slow for someone taking a dick up their ass! Use lots of lube, this can never be stressed enough, forget KY, especially forget anything liquid. At least use gel. But if you're going to do it right use silicone lube. The shit is slightly expensive, but it's worth it, it's also condom safe if that's an issue. Don't use vaseline, not because it degrades condoms, with 2 kids that probably isn't a big deal. But because anytime you have anal sex your leave minute tears in the rectum and vaseline will trap bacteria and pack into the tears and they can get infected. Unless you want her coming down with gangrene because you're a dumbass stay away from vaseline and other oil-based lubes. One thing about condoms, it is possible for you to get a severe urinary tract infection if you don't wear one. After all, the intestine is teeming with bacteria. If she finally does say yes that she's interested great. Don't do it that night. I know, it seems weird, but she'll say yes because she loves you. And if she's not actually interested, or willing to try beyond just loving you, then it's going to hurt her and she won't want to do it again. So wait for a week or so, make sure she's totally relaxed. Run her bath, send the kids to grandmas, feed her some sauteed mushrooms with some red wine. The sauteed mushrooms will react with the red wine and the bath to effectively leach some of the Vitamin C out of her body and therefore she'll experience euphoria. Don't give her much though or else she won't be feeling well. If she doesn't like mushrooms give her something she does like. Don't use any lubes with a numbing agent, it won't hurt her as much during the act, but she'll be worse off the next day, and therefore once again less likely to let you repeat. One of the easiest beginner positions is to have a pillow or two under her hips and her on her back, basically missionary. If that's not something that's comfortable have her flip over, but keep the pillows under her. Forget about bending her over the bed and pounding away, at least forget about if you ever want to be able to do that again. The first time should be extremely gentle and you really shouldn't even expect to cum if you've ever had trouble cumming with a condom or not going a certain speed. Because you can't just bang away, you have to make it comfortable. One good thing to do is go pick up a vibrating egg from a sex store and hold that on her clit while you fuck her ass, she's very likely to have an intense orgasm that way. But be careful, if you do think you can cum make sure that you don't let her cum more than a second before you, because once her orgasm subsides her ass'll be tighter than a clam shell. Which brings up withdrawal, be gentle, she'll be extremely tight and you don't want her last sensations to be uncomfortable. After that, unless you guys are in a rush to clean up, hold her and tell her how much you appreciate her trying something that you wanted to try and tell her how much you liked it. The next morning bring her breakfast in bed and acknowledge that she may be a little sore despite all your precations, then sit down and talk about your experience with a cool head. If she didn't like it, regardless of the hopefully great orgasm you gave her, then you're just out of luck, she's not one of those girls. If she did like it then it still doesn't mean that you get to fuck her ass everynight, maybe not even every month, and it doesn't mean you can just pound away. Every time should be gentl, and everytime it should be done with love until she reaches the point that she can take it harder. Other than that, be respectful of her feelings, she probably feels fat and bloated and not attractive or horny, she just had a baby. Take care of yourself, that's why you have hands, but make sure that at night you hold her, press your erection against her and tell her how much you love her, how attractive she is, etc. But make sure she understands you're not asking to have sex. She'll appreciate both the break and the thought that you still want her even when she's chubby and stretched out.

Same with girlfriends... Only they're easier to replace.

sounds like a plan, I'll give it a shot. Thanks for the advice, I hope I can get her to go through with it sometime, but she may just be "one of those girls"

Just tell her that anal sex cures oily hair and makes teeth whiter.

You're poop chute is an exit only orifice!!! Any women who enjoys this is bat shit crazy and should die in a fire, at least it wouldn't amount to the pain anal sex causes.

Whoa that was long, but what i meant was that since they had 2 kids, that means they had a very long relationship, and because he has had a second kid, it was probally a good one. Therefore, i was just thinking that perhaps having such a good relationship, maybe she should have tried what he was proposing for such a long time.

Isn't it pretty sick though when you pull out and what's left of what she ate a few hours before is on your dick head?

Dude, thats why you ALWAYS use a condom during anal sex. Oh and an enema helps too if you are really into it.

First off, unless you're packing 12 inches of dick there's no way you're going to run into anything solid, at least if she's regular and defacates regularly. The rectum is NOT a storage place for feces, it's simply a path the poo travels through. *I rhyme* Anyway, the real reason you should wear condoms during anal sex is the possibility of getting a urinary tract infection, they hurt like hell in case you've never had one. The only problem with enemas is that they tend to make you cramp, and cramping does not facilitate relaxing of the anus or surrounding tissue. And unless you're comfortable with your body, and you're mates then you shouldn't be engaging in anal sex. I guess you could say that if you're not comfortable having every inch of you shown for examination, then you're not comfortable enough? If you are familiar enough with your body then you'll both make sure that she just goes to the bathroom a few hours before a potential encounter. Actually it's just good practice in general because more than likely your dick is going to shuffle things around, even when you guys are just having vaginal intercourse, and that can get uncomfortable. As long as she goes before hand then you'll only run the possiblity of encountering trace amounts of feces. But honestly I've never really had a problem with this.

take him out of the picture and let her be herself just don't give her access yet for god's sake