Well last night while having sex, I broke my dick!!! Not literally snapped it or anything, But I managed somehow to snap my banjo-string! (the stringy bit that attaches you bell end and foreskin).
This putt me in absolute agony, not to mention the ammount it bled.
Basically I want to know if it's happend to anyone else & if so how long does it take to heal?
Another point is that i'm pretty worried cause it ripped inside her & an open wound & blood inside don't really mix 2 well! Basically I tink I should go for tests 2 make sure I hav'nt caught anything, but i'm soooo fuckin scared!

[This message has been edited by Crack-ed (edited 06-01-2002).]

(1) Why weren't you using condoms?

(2) Go to a doctor.

you know this is the closest anything has come to making me happy that I'm circucised.

I'll never be happy that I am, Spiffy.

*continues to use Alan as his puppet*

*makes Alan say* Yep, go to the doctor, maybe you'll have to lose the hardtop permanently.

your dick is supposed to be able to go around 360 dagrees touching your skin... i do not know WTF u were doing or want to know but just use some neosporin and a band aid it should be fine and dont do whatever u did b4.......

wait after i read your post again i dont think what iam thinking of is what u broke....soooo ignore that post sept for the neosporin part GL HF = good luck have fun

I went for some tests today!
Won't get the results back for 3-4 weeks though. Feeling better however & not too bothered about the situation, my friend said it happend to him & it should be healed within about 5 weeks. Oh well, just means no sex for 5 weeks, could do with a break anyway!!!!!!!!

Spiffy- count your lucky stars that you will never have to go through that ordeal, I wouldn't wish it upon anyone, not even Oakiee & thats saying something!!!!!

Wintermute- I don't know why, but I never use condoms!!!!
I usually check that the girl is using contraceptives (just for pregnancy purposes), However i'm not a slag & only sleep with select women. So I normally go without a condom, I know it's stupid, but I really do hate the fuckin things, it just dosn't make it feel as good!!!

You're a fool.. your above post proves that you didn't know what the woman had or didn't have, which means you should *always* use a condom.. bareback should be for long term relationships only imo. Anything else is just sheer stupidity. How do you know she's not lying about contraception?. How'd you know she remembered to take her pill that day at the right time?.

Not feeling as good is not an excuse. Not unless you're dying to pick up any one of today's special offer stds or a sprog or four here and there.

Don't listen to the idiots that's like "Always wear a condom" You do what you want mate and let others worry about themselves.

Your situation has happened to someone I used to work with. It's healed fine now, just takes a few weeks but he's stuck to wearing a condom all the time now.

You never said if the woman you were fucking was worth it.

How is telling people to wear a condom for their own good idiotic?..

Well, if they're not gonna listen..

Ouch, i read an article about someone who had their dick broke. Only he didn't get it checked out and it healed in the shape of a banana. The good news was that it got to stimulate his chick's G-spot alot more then usual. the bad news was at the point where it broke it was swollen and after a week it turned purple. Go get it checked out ASAP man.

i remember hearing about someone who had a hard on and fell on his stomach and sprained his dick

Oww mucho pain, happened to me a while back. It will heal, eventually, just no nookie for the next month or so. Go see a doctor anyway in case its infected.

I do not believe you.

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Originally posted by Crack-ed:
Wintermute- I don't know why, but I never use condoms!!!!
I know it's stupid, but I really do hate the fuckin things, it just dosn't make it feel as good!!!

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cracked: A pill will not protect you or her from an STD.

Some technical (and dry) stuff...

p(std) - probability a person having a given STD
p(tf) - probablility of getting a given STD given that the person has it
n - number of people you have sex with
m - number of people your partner has sex with
{i} - subscript i

probability of infection =

PRODUCT{1..m} (SUM{1..n}(p(std){i}*p(tf){i}))


No... I don't really expect anyone to follow that, but in case you can, let me know if I got it right.

- Magician

Yes, dicks can be broken. If you fall on it while erect (and ONLY while erect) you can injure the erectile tissue almost in the same way as breaking a bone..

Apparently it's very painful, takes a while to heal, and while it's healing, you're supposed to avoid getting an erection at all.

Another good testimonial for CIRCUMSCISION!! (Sp?). See, the circumsised guy is MORE HARD and MORE HARDY (Usually)! I don't know what this mega-girl did to this guy, but no girl should have to worry about messing the guy up like this when she is having fun with him (unless he wants her to, of course)!! Wow!!. Love, Venus.

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Originally posted by r0k:
i remember hearing about someone who had a hard on and fell on his stomach and sprained his dick

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He must of been a Guat with a boner those kinda people always have boners you see them laying on top of a brick like fence and you see there paints and you can tell they got one this is the first thing you think
(Wonder what hes dreaming about)

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Originally posted by pretty pinay:
Another good testimonial for CIRCUMSCISION!! (Sp?).

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You are making un-cut guys like me look bad.

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See, the circumsised guy is MORE HARD and MORE HARDY (Usually)!

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Keyword: Usually

Hi, Rat: No. Uncircumsized (sp?) guys AREN'T BAD at all!! Sorry I made it sound that way. Love, Venus.