It feels like peanut butter.

yeah, yeah.

Sadly, I couldn't make the comparison, having never had sex with peanut butter.

Killer is spelled with 2 Ls isnt it?

Not a dead body, per se, but oh how I yearn to do an urn

Thanks, "Reverand".... But.... Don't you have a small catholic child to abuse somewhere??

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Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:
Sadly, I couldn't make the comparison, having never had sex with peanut butter.

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lol

stay away from the chunky...

One time i was high on weed and i fucked an orange, WEED MAKES ME SO DAMN HORNY!

Notice the full stops between each letter?

Anywho Bin Laden porno rules. So does Simpsons incest porno. Shemales do as well.

you know, if yer trying to disgust us in some way, it's a failed quest..

True, True, its only making me harder .

you sickening necrophiliac!

Tisk Tisk Monkey you forgot the peanut butter.......

Is it me or has K.I.L.E.R mentioned something about fucking dead bodys in most of these forums?

OK, K.I.L.E.R.. YUK! BARF! You've made everyone sick, (and disgusted with you too!!!) So why don't you just get a job at some mortuary, where you can enjoy yourself and leave us alone?! Love, Venus.

Not exactly, but a few of my partners may have well been dead.

Why do some women just lay there and not even make noise? I have to watch for tremors to tell if I'm doing good... Fucking lame lays. Being "shy" is not a good enough excuse. They're just bad at it.

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Originally posted by PoisonFishGirl:
Thanks, "Reverand".... But.... Don't you have a small catholic child to abuse somewhere??

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Sorry to dissapoint you, but I'm not Catholic - Far as I know, priests are not refered to as 'Reverend'.

I did survive being raised a Catholic as a kid [but what Italian kid doesn't have to go through it?].

It is the Universal Life Church in which I was ordained.

Never fucked a dead body, but I know people who have. I've seen them do it.

Fortunately they've never spoken with me about it. So, we just pretend that it never happened.

Like the time I caught my cousin fucking the family dog.

Cheers,
Lost

rev�er�end Pronunciation Key (rvr-nd)
adj.
Deserving reverence.
Relating to or characteristic of the clergy; clerical.
Reverend Abbr. Rev. Used as a title and form of address for certain clerics in many Christian churches. In formal usage, preceded by the: the Reverend Jane Doe; Reverend John Jones

Wouldn't that fit a priest?

Apparently, correct or semi-correct spelling is harder than chinese arithmetic for most posters, while spelling "shit" wrong is easier than a bag of dead babies.

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Originally posted by Dr Spock:
rev�er�end Pronunciation Key (rvr-nd)
adj.
Deserving reverence.
Relating to or characteristic of the clergy; clerical.
Reverend Abbr. Rev. Used as a title and form of address for certain clerics in many Christian churches. In formal usage, preceded by the: the Reverend Jane Doe; Reverend John Jones

Wouldn't that fit a priest?

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Yes, it may fit, but it doesn't mean they are called it. The usual term for a priest is 'Father' [which, I guess really gives an extra sick twist to the whole priest/alter boy thing, eh?]

hey for the guys out there..... if a HELLA hot girl JUST died 2 secs ago and she was but naked and spreading would ya do her?

most lilely i would.hell,i would take her corpse and seal it in a tub of ice.and now and htne i would have my way.

this topic is getting ridiculous..