This afternoon I got Blue-Balled. This shit hurts like hell and I can't figure out what to do to stop it. I can't bear it much longer. If you have any suggestions at all, please respond. I'm in dire need of assistance. Thanx.

I was always told blueballs came from not finishing your jerk off. So I guess the solution is to wank it. Never got them myself though, but what have you got to lose?

er, dang, not much I can say to help right now.. given that there's no conclusive theory as to what happens, exactly.
try taking something with aspirin in though.. aspirin dilates blood vessels which might help, as well as killing some pain

Yes, the best relief is to finish. But if you don't succeed the second time and fail, your balls will turn lime green and stay that way. A third failed attempt will turn 'em white, hard, square and with little black dots all over.

LMFAO!

The only thing that will help is time.

'Finishing off' won't help [well, not much, anyway].

Trust me, I know


[Though I sometimes wish I was young again, I never wish I was that young!]