I have heard of myths like toothpaste on dick after jerking. Then towel under balls shit.

How about something cool that feels good and works.?

(better load shooting. haha.)

_awesome-

Dude, put you dick in the vacuum cleaner. i havent tried it(and dont intend to) but heard its cool shit.

Culthead
Propthet Of The Damned

no man thats ok.


I heard theres shit like breathing right way and what you say.

dont ask. just overheard.

dude dont put your dick in the vaccuum cleaner. that can seriously fuck your diuck up. i read it somewhere. but i cant remember where. it will feel good but have a loing term effect.

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Originally posted by jak719:
dude dont put your dick in the vaccuum cleaner. that can seriously fuck your diuck up. i read it somewhere. but i cant remember where. it will feel good but have a loing term effect.

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It'll feel good?? Do you have any idea how hard those things suck?? I' have thought it would really hurt, but maybe that's just me...

Poison.

watch out man, some vaccuum cleaners have little spinning blades about 12 cm down.

The vacumme cleaner i have never tried yet, but i beleive it would have a sucking effect not large enough to actually do any damage. It might feel good providing you are doing something to the vacumme tube and fucking it. Or, it might feel bad and you get your penis stuck, in which case, you migth even have to goto a hospital. Imagine explaining that to your doc before you try it.

As for the toothpaste and towel under balls, the toothpaste will burn your penis, it hurts like nothing you have ever experienced before. the towel might feel good, it depends on your own taste.

Breath control is a tried and true technique. However, i also heard of this guy who has gotten into it so much that he put a plastic bag over his head and died. If you wish to find more about breath control or more about masturbation in general. try www.jackinworld.com.

The things people will do to get off, man. Don't do the vaccuum, it will probably stretch your dick out like dough and leave it skinny, also people have chopped their shit up by sticking their dick in vaccuums.

See, the thing with masturbation is its like a sharp knife the first time, then eventually it gets duller and duller and you need more to get the effect, much like heroin.

Get a pocket pussy, I hear they are pretty effective.

You're right, you may have messed yourself up a little. As we say on JackinSafety, you should never use a vacuum cleaner as a masturbation toy, any more than you should use a food processor. But as long as you still have no problems getting erections, or aren't experiencing pain, it's probably not serious. The condition may even resolve itself as you finish growing. At your age, a plastic surgeon is out of the question. It would be silly even for an adult to see a plastic surgeon for such a minor cosmetic condition.
-Jackinworld
by the way whats a pocket pussy?

no---

no vaccum cleaner method. BREATHING. I want to learn on that--area.

Theres some weird shit on that page.

I actually heard something pretty funny on the news a couple weeks ago on the radio. Some 60 or 70 year old guy put his dick in a vacuum cleaner and it came right off. I was laughing my ass off when I heard that.

Damn, that would seriously suck. I'm glad I read this.

using toothpaste as lube burns like you wouldn't believe! it is truly the most frantic I have ever been. This happened to me, so its not made up second-hand shit. For a joke tell your friends how good a lube toothpaste is, you should get some funny responses the next day!

whats a good sensational LUBE you could use then? they sell actual lubes but something you find--well around.

Depends.. if you're talking about for masturbation, any kind of lotion or oil would be good..

If yer gonna use cooking oil though, stay away from anything with chillies in it unless you like it hot..

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I actually heard something pretty funny on the news a couple weeks ago on the radio. Some 60 or 70 year old guy put his dick in a vacuum cleaner and it came right off. I was laughing my ass off when I heard that.

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LMAO!!! u gotta be kidding me, comon, as funny as it is are you serious?

DUDE ARE YOU FUCKIN SERIOUS??!!!

I have been in the situation of the toothpaste, and you should too. The sensation is...Unique. Im not saying if its really good or bad, but you should try it. *evil grin*

Breathing control is hard to learn. I tried it, and I didnt get it. The technique is something along the lines of not getting enough oxygen so you feel more sensation on your penis. Basicly, suffocate yourself a little right before you cum. Sounds easy, but its really not.

yes have smeone else do it watch out you dont go blind

suffaction before cumming.

HAHAH--nice. Cooking oil? wtf-

Cooking oil like peanut oil, olive oil, almond oil etc. Not like bum grade shit..

Play with your nipples--pause--when wanking next time. amazing.

Not too sure about the sac area. --hmm--

OMG, you guys are funny!!! After you've tried the vacuum cleaner, the food processor, the cooking oil, the cement mixer, the blender, all first with and then without cooking oil, ice, peanut butter, chili peppers, etc., etc., then try a GIRL and compare!! Noone does it better than us!! Love, Venus.

venus---hmmm---ok

dreaming about certain chicks makes good loads---hahah

Let a hot girl do it. Thats better.

yeah i would agree to that too---


alone is fucked up sometimes too--

well your dick isnt gonna come off if you put it in a vaccuum. if its true what happened to that man its just cuz of his age. or he had a really powerful vaccuum. But dont do it anyways. Im serious. PLease just trust me. it will do serious long term damage. get a pocket pussy like someone suggested. or make one. Also, look up stuff on yahoo. search like male masturbation or something like that. and look up tantra. and yoga and meditation.

YOGA? what the hell--

I think he's just referring to the whole meditative scene. I your wanking at night,
get high. If your wanking in the day, 1. get high. 2 very close to your asshole a=is a small indentation. as you climax CAREFULLY put your index finger on that, the push in a bit and pull up a it. bacicly, you block the the cum from even starting to escape, and you will feel way less tired nddrained. Sounds fu**ed up, I know but it's better. also, try rubbing the skin aboout an inch below you sack as you climax.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm....uhhh, oh.

That there is shity idea

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Some true intellectuals we got here; an entire forum dedicated to sticking your dick in a vacuum! lol.

But Seriously, ever tried hold your hand stationary and moving your hips? it's...really...uh,...interesting.

Try an oil or lotion with a bit of menthol or peppermint extract in it to use as lube. I had this victoria's secret cooling lotion type stuff for after you shave your legs and my then boyfriend and I used it as lube a couple of times and it was fantastic. I think he figured out it would be good because he used it to jerk off while he was taking a shower.

Actaualy DMT...

I HAVE, and its fucking wierd.

Iv heard (ya right) you take one of those lil heating pads PUT IT ON LOW (I MEAN IT) and dont forget to put the clothe on the pad (you dont want some hot rubber shit rubbing on that) or the stuff iv read on jacking world sound sorta cool to try out (did ya read that self disiplin stuff on how to jack without cumming (SHIT!) no chick better try that shit on me) like the in the shower stuff. remeber im just heard

whats a pocket pussy?

I think it's just a VERY tiny girl---so tiny that a guy can actually put her in his pocket!! But please check further 'cause I could be wrong!! (hee hee)!!. Love, Venus.

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Wasnt funny at all....

Ive heard-

you hold in realllllllly (haha) good before you actually shoot and it works. and if you kinda breathe heavy.


dick warm ups- heard of them anyone? ahhh...sad but true.

Sorry Mr. Superkiller1911: I was REALLY trying to get you to laugh.....Oh well, guess I better not give up my night job!!! (hee hee)!! Love, Venus.

the best masturbation comes this way:

take a shit. put on two of those stretchy doctor gloves. get a jar of vasoline. bring it all to your shower. start up the shower. slowly stick your middle/index finger in your anus up into you rectum. it will take a while to get used to this, so take it slow,the wall closest to your anus there is a little lump that will make you cum QUICK if you push it. use 1 2 3 fingers, whatever feels good. i use i dildo now because i am used to it.i have stuck all 8 inches of the dildo in my ass, and pretend that you are getting fucked, sliding it in and out. it feels better than a woman. but i warn you, dont use an electric vibrator, or you may get a shocking expeirance!!!:S

HAHAHAHAHA! old men should protect their valuables more!

i havent tried this because i think people would give me the weirdest fuckin look if i baught it...... but u know those things u get at the nature company or dicovery channel store that when u squeeze them they pop out of you hand? they are cylinder shaped and have like glitter in them. well anyways those with a good movie and some lube should do ya pretty well mr. ? GL HF

i was jokin about the dildo in the ass shit. i really need to find somthing better to do with my time

PUDDING!

dont ask,its messy but fun. just dont eat it!

Shit I just put a piece of chicken liver in the microwave to warm it up, or just go down to the watermelon patch on a warm day and cut a hole in one. right when you are about to bust your nut, press down on your taint which if you don't know is right behind your nut sack.. or you can grab it with one hand hand rub the head with the palm of your other hand. I almost fell down in the shower doing that

--no

thats not cool to stick fingers in your ass---thats all fake info.

behind the nutshack theres a muscle--but i dont think its for pleasure. -

between your testicles and your ass there's an area called the perineum, which is basically the part of your penis inside your body..

some guys find having that area caressed or licked extremely pleasurable.... pressing down fairly hard there can help delay ejaculation

What a great first post!
Anyways, i tried the stationary hand thing ,and it was good. But then i didn't bother with the rest because my girlfriend came around and we had um, a good time!

I tried the vacuum cleaner thing, but it is way too powerful. A girl is no way as near powerful, (well, my girlfriend) but it does hurt a bit with the vacuum, especially if you have a good cleaner like a dyson.

Damn.

P3108

dude u got it all wrong its not a vaccume cleaner do u have a dog ( i will never try this but i heard it works) if u have a dog put peanut butter all pover ur dick and wack off and let ur dog lick ur dick at the same time i heard it works even though im never going to try this shit have fun

i think you got that idea from onje of the following:

1) Road Trip movie
2) done it yourself
3) other resources

even though i posted to this why would u want a good masterbation experience can you not get a girl no affence but its kinda gay to post that kinda shit on the internet even though i been posting crap like crazy and everyone here thinks im a fag i cant help my immature 13 year old self this crap makes me happy and shit people yelling at me its better than watchjing my mother over dose while my dad doesnt come home every night i havnt seen my dad for 2 weeks now and my grandfather just died 2 months ago im going through a deppresing part of my life right now

Shut up. Good, your mom will kill herself by your 14th birthday. Fuck, your an idiot. If i was you (thank god I'm not!), I would help her out with not allowing her to do drugs and shit. And your father 99.9% most likely left your family cause of your mother, and your bullshit. And for your grandfather, it's your fault! You shouldn't have been on top!

..... good because my mom doesnt do drugs lol were the hell did you get that from was my little brother on agian if so im going to kick his ass i kicked him off a couple minutes ago

awww, why dont you cry me a river about your daddy? you little bitch, aww, i miss my daddy because he used to put his fingers in my buthole, or spread peanut butter or whatever your sick little 12 year old ideas are, you fuckin fag

??? dude this isnt my 13yr old brother this is more like 17yr old brother Hehe
GL HF

Complete Bullshit.

Overdose: Alcohol & Drugs.

Term most commonly used for: Drugs

so,shut up. And stop blaming your dumb posts on your "brother".

Look you little Scrodum Syntex
what a gay ass name why dont you shut the fuck up and stop being a fag to whomever said those posts ill kick my bros ass later but you i cant do shit about because i dont even know you so why dont you Stfu and dont answer my replys like i saw you say somewhere in one of these posts

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??? dude this isnt my 13yr old brother this is more like 17yr old brother Hehe
GL HF

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STUPID FAG!!

and about your name... it's obviously from "Dude, where's my car?" cause the 2 main characters always said "Shibby!"

and so you thought it would be call to name yourself "Shibby-Element" huh?

thats shit from 13 year old fags. go kill yourself, maybe your father will after he rapes you and kills your mom for once.

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Originally posted by Syntex:
STUPID FAG!!

and about your name... it's obviously from "Dude, where's my car?" cause the 2 main characters always said "Shibby!"

and so you thought it would be call to name yourself "Shibby-Element" huh?

thats shit from 13 year old fags. go kill yourself, maybe your father will after he rapes you and kills your mom for once.

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yea i wonder were you got Syntex
from was it a pill you like to take sure sounds like one maybe when i go from 17 to 21 ill make a medicine for gay people like you thats called Syntex
it will be for to stop people from acting jew

no, my name is not gay.

infact, its taken from Semtex which is C4 explosives.so shut up.

And dude wheres my car Kicks ASS lol

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And dude wheres my car Kicks ASS lol

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oh but still about my name i didnt get it from Dude weres my car more like i wanted somthing that sounded cool and i always say Shibby all the time even before Dude weres my car came out I was always saying shibby but i mostly got this Screen Name from Starcraft

don't fucking say shit about jews man. my girlfriend is jewish. so you need to shut the fuck up.

trust me, if i ever run into you, i will kill you. and my friend would also. and dont think i wont. i am damn serious.

yes,i agree,it is a kickass movie. but fuck, if you are serious and you really are 17 and 13 like your brother, then fuck. kill him for me. and DONT EVER LET HIM ON TOTSE EVER

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don't fucking say shit about jews man. my girlfriend is jewish.

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Theres Nothing wrong with jewish people i dont mean jewish as the Religion i mean it as Cheap/Basterd shit and if i offended you in anyway im sorry and another thing you said you were going to kill me if you even tryed id get My Glock9 on you bitch