WTF! Why is it when the night before you dont even do anyting sexual, but the next morning youre Long John is tough as fuck? Explain.

you could have had a dream about sex or your dick coud have been rubbing up against the bed?

The male sex drive is reputed to be strongest in the morning. (Don't ask me why, I don't remember everything I read.) Thus, morning wood.

Why after a sexless night? Kinda makes sense, doesn't it? Even whacking off right before bed doesn't allow for the kind of release actual two-person (or more, I know) sexual activity gives. Not getting any leaves more pent up energy, thus potentially a more raging case of morning wood.

It's to stop yer dick dying..

seriously..

I read somewhere that its because you need the extra blood to go in there every so often.

You know what's fucked up? When you've been up all night working or drinking or whatever and at about dawn you get this monster hard-on and you havn't even slept yet.

I don't have a problem with morning glory, really. I mean, morning sex is GREAT, and I think it's extremely funny when you wake up next to your bf/husband/dad and he's still asleep and doesn't realise he's stabbing you...

Quite amusing.

Tasty fish... Tasty fish... Poison Fish!!!

I know this is going to sound really fucked up, so watch out. The last time I remember having really bad morning wood, it was instantly taken care of by my mother busting in my room telling that the world trade centers were collapsing as she spoke. That was definitely a very very wierd morning.

Yeah i get that shit all the time.Every morning.Its annoying and FUN!

Its fucking annoying. Blood flow eh?

The worst about morning wood is when you are just waking up, and you roll over in your bed.. OOOOWWWW SHIT FUCK!!!

LMAO!!!!

one time i was on vacation with my friend and his mom and i woke up with this huge ass hard on and she was all pretending not to notice. it was embarrasing as hell.

It's related to REM sleep. You might have been having a dream about sex, but you could also have been dreaming about anything else. I believe the relation was explained when I read it, but I don't remember WHY dreaming causes erections.

Sad thing is, most people don't remember the majority of their dreams, unless they work on it. I always wonder if I'm forgetting dreams, ideas and other good stuff.

I never get morning wood, infact I'm never ever horny in the morning. Probably because I smack it around a couple times each night.

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it�s the full bladder rubbing against the prostate.

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Originally posted by PoisonFishGirl:
I don't have a problem with morning glory, really. I mean, morning sex is GREAT, and I think it's extremely funny when you wake up next to your bf/husband/dad and he's still asleep and doesn't realise he's stabbing you...

Tasty fish... Tasty fish... Poison Fish!!!

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dad ?!?! haha okkkk ... yes i believe it is something to do with your bladder..

You guys complaining about morning wood. You know you'll be begging for those days when you could get any kind of wood when your old and have to use viagra to keep it up. Smoke'em if you got'em.

I read somewhere that the penis is erect DURING sleep...strange...if anyone has an official explanation, please tell.

those theories all sound like bull to me. i go to bed with an empty bladder and i dont always dream about sex yet every morning since i was like 14 i have had morning wood. you can say i dont realize im dreaming about it but having it everymorning for years is a bit extreem.i know im dreaming it everynight. from what i have heard its becasue testosterone builds up at night

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Originally posted by BSK:
it�s the full bladder rubbing against the prostate.

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If you've got a full bladder, it's awefully hard to get an erection. I usually wake up having to take a fat piss, and i don't have morning wood. If i go back to sleep after pissing, then hen i wake up again i usually have morning wood.

I don't know. I was living with my exboyfriend for over a year and every morning he woke up with wood.

I think it's just part of being a guy.

Cheers,
Lost

Morning Glory is quite an enjoyable experience... just don't sleep in the nude if you still live with your parents!

Ever tried havin a piss w/ a hard-on? It's like fucking gymnastics. Plus you get an awful pain just above your pubic bone. I like morning glories, just not havin to do a handstand in the morning.

I repeat, if you live w/ ur mom, BEWARE THE TENT-POLE!

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hello viewers. Today we�re making a research on the "Morning Wood".

So we go to google and type in "erection in the morning".

The pages we�ve found:

teenhealthfx
They don�t know why, but they say that females have orgasms during their sleep, too. Even those, who never had sex during sexual intercourse?

waferbaby
Just a description how to avoid them: masturbate.
Thank you, an answer that would have never come to my mind ...

my-penis
The name of the page says it all.

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THE-PENIS.COM
The best men's sex resource on the net.
Everything you ever wanted to know -
but were afraid to ask.

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The author says that he was told it was the bladder, but he thinks that this is bullshit, because the bladder can�t be full if he hasn�t been drinking anything in the evening. Hm, interesting, but then we read the last 3 sentences:

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Once, when I was in the Uni library, I wanked off 8 times in a day. I doubt that was due to feeling horny. More like feeling bored.

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Thank you, and now let�s take a look at our last page.

actionlove
Maybe they know something about it. Naw, but there�s an article by Dr. Lin how to recharge the bioelectric energy in the parasympathetic battery. Well, yes, errh, thank you.

Now we�ve come to an end, my little bunnies and bunniers. See you next time on electric blue

after 8 hours sleep or- any amount of time the body will naturally wake itself up
one of the side affects is an increase in blood pressure ..
similar to the car bone you get just before you have to get out..haha

When you REM sleep(period of sleep which dreams occur) you usually get wood. Kind of like when a dog REMs it wags its tail.