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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2002-03-25, 02:33
Cloverass Cloverass is offline
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Default My penis has been speaking french

my weiner keeps talking in french, and its starting to scare the hell out of me. i decided to kill it one night, but when i started choking it, it just laughed at me then spit some kinda gue all over my face.....WHAT DO I DO?!!!
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Old 2002-03-25, 02:38
Weirdlilme Weirdlilme is offline
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It just needs to be taught a lesson. Keep on yanking, it will listen to you one day. Or find someone to help you and ask them to smother it and drown it.
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Old 2002-03-25, 04:03
grungymagician grungymagician is offline
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o haha.......(not)
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Old 2002-03-25, 04:22
I Love Poop I Love Poop is offline
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HAHAHA I could see a penis talking in french but how about german
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Old 2002-03-25, 04:46
Idiot Idiot is offline
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i thought only ass holes spoke french
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Old 2002-03-25, 05:32
syphon detonator syphon detonator is offline
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lol at idiot
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Old 2002-03-25, 07:18
Slyck Slyck is offline
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I once saw a movie with singing assholes.
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Old 2002-03-25, 08:11
TOWCHBob TOWCHBob is offline
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Kung Pow Enter the Fist
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Old 2002-03-25, 08:33
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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and the award for best totse entrance goes to idiot.
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Old 2002-03-25, 13:05
Mojo Pin Mojo Pin is offline
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Default Re: My penis has been speaking french

quote:
Originally posted by Cloverass:
WHAT DO I DO?!!!


You shut the fuck up and stop being sucha prick. I don't know who told you that this topic would be funny, but you were misinformed either way.

There's a simple explaination for all this. It was your dad speaking french to romance you, and it was his cock also. They don't call me Sherlock Holmes for nothing.

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Old 2002-03-25, 18:04
junglist junglist is offline
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if your dick is speaking franch i feel way stupid. i hated french, im dreading when i have to take that shit again.
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Old 2002-03-27, 04:57
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Idiot lmao
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Old 2002-04-07, 22:57
deptstoremook deptstoremook is offline
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ROFLMAOOL Idiot, that was good!

I hate french people, too!
 
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