Which would you prefer to receice or give.
What are some cool household items u can use as toys?

both are great. just remember this-
'ass after pussy ok, pussy after ass stay away.' it leads to infections.

Unless its two men i think its should be just pussy... i mean....whats the point in doing anal when u have a cunt!

Hold on.... on second thoughts.... maybe anal has advantages.... for example... when you want to fuck two men at the same time! one in each hole!!!!!!

house hold objects are ok for vag penetration, but be careful of anal penetration if the object doesn't have a really wide base. I worked as a nurse at a Gastro office and we always thought it was hilarious when someone had to get something surgically removed from thier rectum. he he he. The men always say it was an accident or they slipped in the shower or something!

Also whats wrong with anal sex even if you do have a cunt? If you use lots of lube and do it right its fun, however, if your with a moron then it can be painful and not fun!

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Originally posted by goatgirl:
house hold objects are ok for vag penetration, but be careful of anal penetration if the object doesn't have a really wide base. I worked as a nurse at a Gastro office and we always thought it was hilarious when someone had to get something surgically removed from thier rectum. he he he. The men always say it was an accident or they slipped in the shower or something!

Also whats wrong with anal sex even if you do have a cunt? If you use lots of lube and do it right its fun, however, if your with a moron then it can be painful and not fun!

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LOL THATS FRESH MAN LOL btw wtf y would a guy stick somthing up his ass *shiver*

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a friend sent me the link to this site. Its a list of foreign objects removed from rectums. Pretty funny!
http://www.well.com/user/cynsa/newbutt.html

-GreaterEvil

when I was in nursing school there was a man fresh out of surgery on the ward we did clinicals on, but none of us students were allowed in his room because they didn't want to risk us being unprofessional. He was there because he and his wife got hot and heavy with a non-anal appoved dildo and it slipped up into his rectum and a day or so later when his rectum inflamed so much that it could not be "birthed" they surgically removed it. His chart notes said that he wasn't aware that his wife was going to do that to him.

Yeah right. Like that big of an object goes into someones ass with out injury unless he wanted it there and they lubed it up real good. Unintentional insertions usually cause abrasions and injury. Hell even intentional insertions done too fast without enough lube can do that.

But I bet he never does that again, at least without an object that is an anal safe toy with a wide base.

But lots of guys like anal penetration.
Good Vibrations has a website that is way informative on the subject (as well as everything else sexual) and there is an article about men and butts http://www.goodvibes.com/cgi-bin/sgdynamo.exe?CODIV=0102&UID=2002031809343238&HTNAME=magazine/features/male_sexual_pleasure/200102.html
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once during a "marriage show" something amusing happened. It was one of these conformity games. While the groom was in another room, the bride was asked where they had their last sex. "In the kitchen" the bride said, and the groom came into the room. The moderator of the show asks him the same question, but the groom flushes red and looks to his feet. The bride says to him :"It�s OK hon, I�ve said it." So the moderator asks the question again :"Where did you have sex yesterday?"

"In the anus ..."

Asshole = One way road

Rogue Dude... Well said.

There should be a definite sign back there- "Exit Only"

I love mixing it up when i'm getting busy with my girl. Start off by sticking it in the pussy then ram it in the ass, then back into the pussy then slap it across her face then stick it in her mouth to clean it off right before you shoot your hot sticky load on her face and down her throat.

I Love POOP
thats about the funniest shit ive read today

your a mad dirty cunt hahahahaha

well done

I personally would prefer to give Anal coz that whole would always be tight as hell

Never tried the back door. Probably never will. How can you compare the vagina to the anus anyway? It'd be like saying "Vagina Vs Mouth"...there's totally different to each other. Impossible to decide.

like comparing oranges to assholes so to speak.

I'm glad someone sees my reasoning. Thank you.

But what if the guy likes anal more than he likes vaginal? Then he'll just expect arse all the time and that wouldn't be very nice. It might change from being experimental to an addiction, so to speak. That thought scares me.

Tasty fish... Tasty fish... Poison Fish!!!

one of my friends is really kind of an anal worm, he�s doing it everytime he has sex with his gf. He says, that vaginal sex isn�t interesting anymore, because of this huge wet hole, where he doesn�t feel much.

Wow.. must have a tiny pecker.. or an incredibly loose girlfriend, in which case he might want to have a talk with her..