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 #1 
Old 2002-03-01, 02:11
RipSlider RipSlider is offline
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Default HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

My missus has her 24th birthday coming up soon, and what she really wants is a KITTEN?

If i get her a kitten she'll love it, cos she's mental about them, but a lot of my female friends have said that if i get her a cat then I'll be the biggest shit in the world if we break up in anything less than six months. Also, she's as scatty as the kitten will be, and may well put it in the washing machine by accident, or lock it in a cupboard, so i'm worried about the cat as well.

Opinions??
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Old 2002-03-01, 02:29
Rogue dude Rogue dude is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

get her the kitten she won't hurt it! and do you plan on breaking up with her?
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Old 2002-03-01, 02:29
magician magician is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

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Originally posted by RipSlider:
My missus has her 24th birthday coming up soon, and what she really wants is a KITTEN?

If i get her a kitten she'll love it, cos she's mental about them, but a lot of my female friends have said that if i get her a cat then I'll be the biggest shit in the world if we break up in anything less than six months. Also, she's as scatty as the kitten will be, and may well put it in the washing machine by accident, or lock it in a cupboard, so i'm worried about the cat as well.

Opinions??



How long have you been seeing her ?

If its les then 3 months, I suggest getting her a toy cat (MUCH safer for you, her and the cat).

If you're already worried about what happens when you break up... either you're a maticulas planner or... something is bugging you about this relationship and its probably not going to last that much longer. Have a think about it.

Anyway happy birthday to her, and good luck to you.

- Magician
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Old 2002-03-01, 02:32
RipSlider RipSlider is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

We've been seeing eachother 8 months. All is going well, and I'm very happy. It's just that I'm male ( and hence generally shit at these things) and, even though I'm noty planning on splitting, being told I cant means that i don't like it.

I think it's one of those things that guys get, and women shout at.

Ta for all the advice. Any more will be appreciated.
 #5 
Old 2002-03-01, 03:27
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

Kittens are awesome, and if it's what she really wants, you'd be awesome for getting it for her.. If you break up, you break up, and lets face it, any guy that breaks up with a girl is basically gonna be considered a shit by her REGARDLESS of whether or not you bought her a kitten..

If you get one though, please please don't buy one from a petstore.. there are so many adorable (and much cheaper) animals that need homes that can be adopted.

Good place to start if you don't know of any shelters in your area is www.petfinder.org

 #6 
Old 2002-03-01, 07:33
LostCause1 LostCause1 is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

I want a kitten...

*sobs uncontrollable*

Cheers,
Lost
 #7 
Old 2002-03-01, 07:38
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

I'll send you pictures of mine if you like Lost, you can be their surrogate mommy, or loco parentis..
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Old 2002-03-01, 11:03
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

so let�s say you get fed up with her a month after her birthday, who will get the kitten? YOU
So let�s say she gets fed up with you a month after her birthday, who will get the kitten?
YOU

Do you want a pussy or a kitten?
Buy her parfume or a necklace ...
 #9 
Old 2002-03-01, 16:59
freakangel freakangel is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

GET ME A KITTEN!!!!!
they put my cat away wen my mum was gone for a week (hospitalized)
i miss fred
buy her a kitten aswell.

<^>(-.-)<^>
 #10 
Old 2002-03-01, 20:57
hannahmanson666 hannahmanson666 is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

Kittens are the best......

and as for the guy who said if u brake up, u will be landed with the kitten... that is sooo untrue

if a guy gave me a kitten i would never ever ever let him have it!!!! u get attached to these things u know.

unless u happen to be a junkie with a gf who hates you.... coz that way you might end up on a trip eating cat shit and dieing
 #11 
Old 2002-03-01, 21:15
El Light Borus El Light Borus is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

Maybe you should get her a gerbil instead...(hint hint)
 #12 
Old 2002-03-01, 23:20
syphon detonator syphon detonator is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

dont buy a girl a kitten ...............ever!

your just going to break up and get stuck with it. buy her an electronic sony kitten. if you break up just take the batteries out and smash it.
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Old 2002-03-02, 01:03
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

I would be more worried about them taking it in a break up.
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Old 2002-03-03, 09:00
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

GET HER A KITTEN!!!!

Kittens are great. In a strictly NON beastiality way. Nah seriously though, my family just got a kitten and it's SO gorgeous. She'll love you forever. (No guarantees)
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Old 2002-03-04, 07:36
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

I would, at this moment, like to point out that you're considering buying a kitten for a girl, and that the guys say no and the girls say yes.

I'm curious about this logic, though- if you buy *her* a kitten, then you two break up, *you* will wind up with it. How exactly does that work? If it's a friendly (for lack of a better word) breakup, then there's no reason she wouldn't keep the cat. If it's ugly, then I'd think it more likely she would keep the cat to keep it away from "that low-life scum sucking etc etc asshole" than want to make you keep it because it reminds her too much of you or some other thing.
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Old 2002-03-04, 08:19
Rogue dude Rogue dude is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

*ahem* i am i guy and i said yes! in fact your idea gave me a great idea! i might buy my girlfriend a kitten too!
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Old 2002-03-04, 14:21
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

PET SHELTER not pet shop.

Besides, average pet shop will charge you at least $100, whereas adoption fees for cats are usually $40-50
 #18 
Old 2002-03-05, 00:26
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

be firm with the kitten though, when it bites or scratches lightly tap its nose, if it continues to do so hold it down lightly but firmly. It may be cute for a kitten to gnaw at you but as the cat grows the novelty wears of quickly.
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Old 2002-03-05, 10:42
shadow_stalker shadow_stalker is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

ooOOOOOooo ur so careing wintermute


p.s if the g/f is tongan dont give her a cat they eat them
 #20 
Old 2002-03-05, 16:15
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

wtf..
 #21 
Old 2002-03-05, 20:23
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

:lol

Argh, hey, what gives? Gimme my blue laughing face goddammit..

[This message has been edited by Spiffy McBang (edited 03-05-2002).]
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Old 2002-03-06, 11:40
magician magician is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:
:lol

Argh, hey, what gives? Gimme my blue laughing face goddammit..

[This message has been edited by Spiffy McBang (edited 03-05-2002).]



This is serriously funny. I tried to get to the pics directory to look at the smileys there...

The error message says:
"What you're trying to do is VERBOTEN!

Your IP number has been recorded for our amusement. We're always looking for fresh meat."

Have a look at:
http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/


Mean time...
HTML:
<IMG src="../../images/icons/icon1.gif" ALT="Smile">

UBB:
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon1.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon2.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon3.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon4.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon5.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon6.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon7.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon8.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon9.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon10.gif[/img]
[img] ]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon11.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon12.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon13.gif[/img]
[img]http://www.totse.com/bbs/icons/icon14.gif[/img]

Only blue face is a sad one I'm afraid. There was that site with all the extra smileys (Suzie, you used it a lot didn't you ? Whats the address ?)

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Ok. Now some one please tell me why this doesn't work. I thought the place looked a bit dull... but have all images REALLY been disabled ? OR is my coding just no good ?

[This message has been edited by magician (edited 03-06-2002).]
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Old 2002-03-06, 15:49
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

I've never used another site with smileys here.. why on earth would I go to that much trouble..

And if you actually read the box at the side when you posted, you would see that enigma disabled the IMG tag in almost every forum
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Old 2002-03-06, 16:42
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

Almost every forum? Ok.. that explains it then.. I saw a couple of the animated faces, I think in Spurious, and assumed that meant if it said UBB code is on, you could do it.
 #25 
Old 2002-03-06, 19:04
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

smileys still work..

 #26 
Old 2002-03-06, 21:18
TheMeatPirate TheMeatPirate is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

Hey, about that kitten thing:

Fuck the kitten! buy her a goat, that'll show that you really care
 #27 
Old 2002-03-06, 21:35
Rogue dude Rogue dude is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 2002-03-06, 22:41
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: HELP! Do I buy her a kitten?

Grr, alright, if smileys work, then what's the one for the laughing face? I thought it was :lol but it's been awhile.
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Old 2002-03-06, 23:53
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Old 2002-03-06, 23:54
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woheeeeeeeeeeeeey!!! It�s a smiley in a box ...
 
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