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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2002-02-10, 07:03
MR.SMITH MR.SMITH is offline
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anyone know aany good websites about penis enlargment, im 7" but i wouldnt mind being bigger
 #2 
Old 2002-02-11, 08:04
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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As if you need an enlargement man!! You're 7 fucking inches. Don't get an enlargement. It'll be all pussy and gross and weepy and bleeding and you won't be able to stick it in for a while and when you do it'll hurt and then you'll be sorry you ever got a penis enlargement in the first place.

Wha?
 #3 
Old 2002-02-11, 11:30
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heard that it takes nearly 6 months to be able to have sex again.
 #4 
Old 2002-02-11, 17:04
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Most effective way for them to enlarge a penis is to cut it OFF inside your body (because it extends further than you can feel) and pull it out a couple inches and then sew everything back up again.

Do you REALLY want to go through anything that involves having your penis CHOPPED first?.

(so yeah, they don't chop everything obviously, but still)

 #5 
Old 2002-02-11, 20:42
junglist junglist is offline
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*cringes*

wtf?!!?! why?!?!?
 #6 
Old 2002-02-12, 00:07
MR.SMITH MR.SMITH is offline
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ahhh i didnt know all that shit... i guess im stuck where im at lol

-anything can kill you-
-and if it doesn't, time will-
 #7 
Old 2002-02-12, 01:39
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Winter, I think I say without fear of contradiction, that every male here involuntarily, and unconsciously crossed his legs upon reading what you wrote.

Try an experiment: Go to any male that you know and ask him to imagine what it would feel like to jump down from the top bunk of a bunk bed, and have his nuts catch on a spring an the way down.

You will see the same reaction in all males everywhere.
 #8 
Old 2002-02-12, 03:36
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by MR.SMITH:
i guess im stuck where im at lol



why are you complaining? Isn't that big enough?

im 6.1in, and im not complaining.
 #9 
Old 2002-02-12, 03:45
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Hey, as moderator here, it's my job to give ya the facts to any and all questions asked, providing of course, I know the answer..

That really IS the most common method of penis enlargement.. usually good for an extra couple inches in length.

But really, it's so fucking pointless and ridiculous to go through all that for the sake of what? an ego boost?

Imagine the conversation with EVERY girl you're with from now on..

"Wow honey, it's so BIG!"

"Yeah, I didn't like the way it was before, so I got a penis enlargement"

"oh, so THAT's what that scar was"

Even if you never told anyone, it'd always be there in your mind.. "hey, my dick was so small I felt I had to have surgery to make it bigger"

pointless, stupid, and just plain ICK!.
 #10 
Old 2002-02-12, 21:20
Reverand Robb Reverand Robb is offline
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I'm reminded of a joke:

Q: Why do elephants have four feet?

A: Because six inches isn't enough.
 #11 
Old 2002-02-13, 02:17
junglist junglist is offline
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fuck length, why dont you go for width. if its 7 long got for 7 around too.

lol! youd never get laid.
 #12 
Old 2002-02-13, 05:09
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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URRRGH!!! it won't fit!
 #13 
Old 2002-02-13, 22:33
junglist junglist is offline
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id cry everyday if i had a dick that was 7" around.

 #14 
Old 2002-02-14, 02:30
TheMeatPirate TheMeatPirate is offline
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Dude, not all forms of penis enlargement is surgery. There are more natural ways of doing it, it just takes time and patience. I found a website that teaches an ancient tecnique that supposedly works quite well. I've never tryed it because it seems like it would take too damn long, but if you're really that desperate, you can go for it. the link is :
http://www.penis-envy.com/_disc5/000003f1.htm
 #15 
Old 2002-02-14, 03:20
Wintermute Wintermute is offline
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Yeah, of course that works..

I didn't say the only, I said the most effective..
 #16 
Old 2002-02-14, 06:30
Alan Smithee Alan Smithee is offline
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There is a meathod in the kama sutra that is said to be effective it involves weights and a cot with a hole in it.
 #17 
Old 2002-02-14, 07:32
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quote:
Originally posted by TheMeatPirate:
penis-envy.com


quote:
Begin to tighten your PC muscle VERY slowly


 #18 
Old 2002-02-14, 16:46
junglist junglist is offline
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tie your dick to a doorknob and slam the door, like how they pull teeth in cartoons.

or pierce it and hang weights from it.

or just squeeze real hard when youre jackin.
 #19 
Old 2002-02-27, 04:05
Laflyer11 Laflyer11 is offline
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If your that desperate for penis enlargement, I heard this thing called "Longitude" really workes, you can buy it on ebay using a money order if ur under 18 and dont have a credit card. It is a bottle of pills, good for one month, 2 months you see results. If you do have a credit card, you can look in almost and magazine made for men, and it will be in there in the back. I never tried it because I am happy with my size, but I have friends who have, and they said the shit works. So give it a shot, it gives you 1-3 inches in 2-3 months. It can be pretty expensive for a bottle though. SO hope you got money. (eg: 50+a bottle)
 #20 
Old 2002-02-27, 11:07
Rogue dude Rogue dude is offline
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hahahahahaha

no need for bigger dude it takes just as much work.... i really don't think that if your too lazy to work on your girls orgasam 20" dick would help you! just do a good job and they don't really care about size :P

but that www.penis-envy.com thing sounds good to do even if you don't want a bigger penis...

what's wrong with 7"? mine is 7"! are you calling that small? i dare you to call it small!

look out people this could turn into a cock fight


[This message has been edited by Rogue dude (edited 02-27-2002).]
 #21 
Old 2002-02-28, 02:24
tryptamine tryptamine is offline
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To enlarge a penis they actually cut a ligament you can feel it at the top against your pelvic bone. Then it is pulled out etc. unfortunately it is this ligament that holds your dick up when erect. So if it is cut your bone will point at the floor. Really dude why waste money and risk losing it unless you are really small. You need to learn how to use it that's all.
 #22 
Old 2002-02-28, 19:40
NOT_ME NOT_ME is offline
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WELL I SEE YOUR POINT IM 8 1/2 IN AND I REALLY WOULDNT MIND BEING BIGGER BUT IM ONLY 16 AND I HAVE A LOT TO GROW AND U PROBABLY DO 2
 #23 
Old 2002-03-01, 00:36
Rat_Bastard Rat_Bastard is offline
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hmmm.... I hear a loud beeping in my head, I wonder what it is? Wait its my BULLSHIT DETECTOR!

P.S: Turn your fucking caps key off.
 #24 
Old 2002-03-01, 02:04
Rogue dude Rogue dude is offline
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Rat, let him be what he wants to be on the NET heh it's not like he'll tell you he's lying

and really guy you need to not use those caps they make you look stupid and it bugs people
 #25 
Old 2002-03-01, 17:22
freakangel freakangel is offline
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the bigger the softer.
\imagine it bein so big and seriously getting hard, and wam you fade// wheres all the blood gone? to yer dick.
size doesnt mather, well not to me.
and either way, i dont think that many girls cum cus of penetration, atleast i dont, well not with a condom, but doin it withpout is stupid.
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