Common now, u know what im talking about, girls AND guys.

Mines Jake...Jake the snake, THANKS KELSEY! hee hee.

its mah no no spot....(for some dumb reason, girls think its cute when you refer to it in such a way) it sounds somewhat condescending but it gets me laid. ive come to notice that the more you patronize your wang, the more girls want to see if your joking. when your like me, any chance you get to pull it out is a potential chance to get some.

just dont act like its your show and tell subject.

I got the BIG DAMN BOOK OF SHEER MANLINESS, and it has 252 names, but I will only say a few:

-one eyed milkman
-one eyed trouser snake
-big john & the twins
-old blind bob
-Adam's arsenal
-bagpipe
-balls & bat
-baloney
-best leg
-flapdoodle
-Frigamajig
-giggle stick
-joy stick
-little man with the helmet
-love dart
-lickin stick
-Magic Twanger
-Meatstick
-pepperoni
-pink torpedo
-pork sword
-purple headed warrior
-schvanschtucker
-short arm
-Thingamabob
-Skin flute
-Tallywacker
-Tube steak
-Throbber
-Upright citizen
-Wang Dang Doodle
-waterworks
-wedding kit
-Wife's best friend

i named it Penis.
dunno why, just seems to fit.

Rat Bastard I think you missed "Jousting Stick of Love" and "Mr Jub Jub the One Eyed Snake" and "Beef Member".

As for vaginas:

�Beef Curtains
�Snake Pit
�Gear Box
�Dripping Love Box

Im too lazy to type all 252 names.

I never really named it. My wife, however, called it St. Peter.

i call mine "my cock"

One Eyed Jack

Here is the FULL lists taken from the Big Damn Book Of Sheer Manliness

126 names for breasts

252 names for your penis


The Big Damn Book Of Sheer Manliness is probably the best book I have ever seen. It has ALL of the best things like bar bets, fireworks, dirty jokes, manly movies, manly food, EVERYTHING!!!!

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Steve Martin.

yes, obviously a worthy tome of note..

Rat bastard, the chick at the bottom of the breast page looks like eva braun.

Polyphemus.

If you know your greek mythology, you'll understand...

Odin, the one-eyed Norse god of war, wisdom, and fertility.

the jolly todger....

'come sail on the jolly todger.... yar har har'

are you sure it isn't more like sysiphus famicommie?

Wasn't Polyphemus the giant in Homer's Odyssey? And Sysiphus that guy who forever had to roll the boulder to the top of a hill, only to have it roll back down before he could finish his task?


It's all greek to me!

mines a "WINKY"

i gave it a pretty weird name, it was spontaniouse.
"bizkit" and its eventually called limp bizkit or "limpy" ,thas wen it limp.
pretty dumb name, but it just stayed.
to lazy to change, but why change?


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light up you life. 4:20

It could be more like Sisyphus, if you care to listen. I like to compare it to Polyphemus, the one eyed giant who had his eye burned out.

One day I dropped a cigarette in my lap. And since then, as you may be able to ascertain, I am more like Sisyphus

So I suppose I am a combination of Sisyphus and Polyphemus.

What do you call yours, Smithee? Oedipus?

don't so much have a name for it.

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mines a "WINKY"

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I wonder what winki would think of this (a member, not YOU'RE member).

madcow-

I thought you called peckers lolipops

I call mine a baseball bat

Z�k 2

Jorge [as in Hore-hey] or Jesus [as in Hey-sus]

Juggernaut

i call mine...Jeff Buckley.

What else would suit such a beautiful, loving pillar of meat?

InterContinental Ballistic Love Missile??



Tasty fish... Tasty fish... Poison Fish!!!

You're so sweet to me darling. I love you.

It would be pretty funny if it was called "Mushroom infested, pus filled, sweat-cock"...or something.

Yeh I reckon. If it was like "malignant pustule of genital filth" I wouldn't like it heaps.

Don't lie. You'd love it.

King Richard - It's just too big to simply call it dick.

Some other good ones:

Long John
Baloney Broadsword
Meat Machete
Meat Wagon
Meat Whistle
Beef Bus
Salami Sabre
Pink Cadillac

Keepem Cummmmmin

Pulsating Pork Pillar of Passion

Beef javelin

Spam Sceptre

...the list goes on.

just a thought, who here ever classified their dicks as either "roundhead" or "cavalier"??

(It's a circumcision thing)

Hold on for a second i'll just be off postumously decapitating Cromwell.

Oh God, I just choked on my juice

Uh, considering the nature of this thread, you might want to clarify what type of "juice" it was.