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 #1 
Old 2002-02-01, 05:03
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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Default The Best Things You Lover Has Done

What is/are the best thing(s) your lover has ever done for you, recently or not recently??

Come on folks, let's get some ideas on how to impress those crushes!!
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Old 2002-02-01, 07:42
phracktal phracktal is offline
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she got a restraining order against me. i dont know why. hell, she hit me in the head with MY own gun. i dont know why she got the restraining order but it was the nicest thing she could have done after that.

god i love that bitch to death!!!
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Old 2002-02-01, 08:06
maddcow007 maddcow007 is offline
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Beat me...hee hee
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Old 2002-02-01, 11:41
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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Yeh ok you win....

Mine was "taking the knife out of my neck".

Not really.
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Old 2002-02-06, 03:43
Vindicatus Vindicatus is offline
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Hmmmmm. Has to be her ability to go all night. Is four times alot?
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Old 2002-02-06, 14:59
shadow_stalker shadow_stalker is offline
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um let me have an open relationship um another one was comfort me on the way to the hospital when i had the great bmx "ACCIDENT" of 2001 and brought me a motorscooter after i won slam of the week and got a free g-shock and got on x-sport when i jumped it over a 24foot long jump and bailed and snaped the frame of the scooter
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Old 2002-03-22, 01:07
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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The only reason you put that post in is because you wanted to be all "I'm Mr I Won An Award!! Look at me!!"

So there.

Tasty fish... Tasty fish... Poison Fish!!!
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Old 2002-03-22, 01:35
TOWCHBob TOWCHBob is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by phracktal:
she got a restraining order against me. i dont know why. hell, she hit me in the head with MY own gun. i dont know why she got the restraining order but it was the nicest thing she could have done after that.

god i love that bitch to death!!!



send her this http://www.tshirthell.com/shirts/tshirt.php?sku=a18 as a valentines day present.
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Old 2002-03-22, 07:58
AcidTrooper AcidTrooper is offline
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id say, suprise me one day and take my virginity, that was great, she just rode me one day he hee
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Old 2002-03-23, 18:42
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Well, she didnt actualy do it for me but i did it for her.

First i took her too the beach and on the sand we had a candle dinner with wine and the works. We kissed and I played her some music on my acoustic guitar.We went for a stroll on the beach. We kissed and made out and while we kissed and made out I slipped my present into her pocket. It was an Armani 75ml Eau De Toilet (It was her birthday). She felt me putting it in and I wished her happy birthday.We kissed again. We spent the rest of the night making love on the roof of my car on and under a blanket.

It was The Most Romantic Night Of My Life.
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Old 2002-03-23, 22:44
JuNgLiZeD PuLsE JuNgLiZeD PuLsE is offline
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Ok .. the best thing my lover could have ever done to me ...

you guys are prolly going to think im weird LoL. but the best thing he's ever done to me was fight with me...


When me and my boi are around eachother, we tend to "playfight" ALOT, but it kind of goes above and beyond the call of duty, in fact we get down right rough, leaving bruises and making eachother bleed sometimes. For whatever reason, that is a BIG turn on for me, we'll be sitting on my bed beating the living shit out of eachother, and .. well yea.. so thats the best thing my lover ever did to me .. was beat me up lol


Peace~N~One,

~~**~Terra~**~
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Old 2002-03-24, 08:59
Mojo Pin Mojo Pin is offline
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My lover has done many very beautiful things for me. I don't think there has to be a specific event...just things like certain looks, and certain perfect moments of "I Love you" and...things.

i had this amazing blowjob the other day. Thanks darling . I'm very VERY lucky to know you.
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Old 2002-03-24, 18:29
freakangel freakangel is offline
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best thing my lover ever did?
well i wanted to say: make me hav multiple gasms, every night, but no.
i think the best thing he ever did, was come with me to holland.
and a few things he did there.
like being my trip sitter wen i was on a fucked up bad shroom trip, and wanted to die etc.
and when i was bein treated like shit by my family, and broke down in tears, he just held me and told me how it wasnt true that i am useless (as they say) and i am indeed smart etc.

small pretty much simple thing, not like candle light dinner etc, like you tell. i dont take it for granted.
i thanked him for being aliveand being with me.
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Old 2002-03-24, 22:00
texasyumyums texasyumyums is offline
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My wife once gave me a blow job in a chinese takeaway.
Which was nice!
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Old 2002-03-24, 22:05
BlueFluid BlueFluid is offline
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ya, not to blow me own trumpet but this is what i did for my ex girlfriend...

This xmas new year, wed been goin oput for 4 months,we had broken up 1 day before. I was invited to a party with 21+ college girls with my dad so i went. Time went on and the girls became boring and i just needed to be with my ex girlfriend, so i phoned her up and there were tears and we got back together, the only trouble was, we were 7 miles from each other and it was 11:30pm (half an hour b4 the new years...) But i vowed id get there, she didnt believe me. I tried for a taxi but they said i wouldnt get one for 4 hours, and it would cost abut 25 pounds...so i decided i would walk. I didnt kno where i was and it ended that i walked 10 miles with just a shirt and jeans...and bitter cold...it took 3 1/2 hours, but then i finally got there and she opened the door (party was still going..) and we just hugged for an hour, then danced the night away..at that point i realised how much i loved her and that she ment everything to me because iat no point did i regret leaving to get there....

2 weeks later she broke with me for her x boyfriend...thats life.. (-;

take care
Blue
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Old 2002-03-25, 00:12
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by Culthead:
We kissed and made out and while we kissed and made out I slipped my present into her pocket (It was her birthday). She felt me putting it in and I wished her happy birthday.We kissed again.

It was The Most Romantic Night Of My Life.




HAHAHAHAH quotes are fun.

Tasty fish... Tasty fish... Poison Fish!!!
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Old 2002-03-25, 00:20
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lol tasty fish.

wasn't that from the simpsons?? i love that episode.
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Old 2002-03-25, 00:56
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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Yes, yes it was.

"You should not have ordered this fish... Most of it is.... Poison!!!!!!! ... But do not worry!! There is a map to the hospital on the back of the menu!!"

Tasty fish... Tasty fish... Poison Fish!!!
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Old 2002-03-25, 13:15
Mojo Pin Mojo Pin is offline
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GO BANANA!!!
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Old 2002-03-28, 04:59
PoisonFishGirl PoisonFishGirl is offline
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I CHOO CHOO CHOOSE YOU!! AND THERE'S A PICTURE OF A TRAIN ON THE FRONT!!

PRINCIPAL SKINNER AND MISS CRABAPPLE WERE IN THE CLOSET MAKING BABIES AND I SAW ONE OF THE BABIES AND THE BABY LOOKED AT ME.
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Old 2002-03-29, 06:26
Sugmrly Sugmrly is offline
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Tells me she loves me and means it.
 
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