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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2002-01-19, 19:36 |
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 Sex is like....
"Sex is like playing cards. If you don't have a good partner, you better hope you have a good hand"
HaHa... Anyways, I'm kinda bored and was wondering if anyone else knows some other stupid metaphors like this one.
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#2
2002-01-20, 03:47 |
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Re: Sex is like....
life is like a box of chocolates...
an unreturnable gift that no one ever asks for
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#3
2002-01-20, 17:31 |
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Re: Sex is like....
Sex is like math...
First, you subtract the pants, add the bed, divide the legs, and hope you don't multiply.
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#4
2002-01-26, 04:19 |
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Re: Sex is like....
Sex for some is like a small, piddly firecracker. One massively disappointing bang and it's all over.
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#5
2002-01-26, 04:36 |
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Re: Sex is like....
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Originally Posted by El Light Borus
Sex for some is like a small, piddly firecracker. One massively disappointing bang and it's all over.
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#6
2002-01-26, 07:21 |
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Re: Sex is like....
sex is kinda like pizza. when its good, its really good and when its bad, its still pretty good.
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#7
2002-01-31, 01:00 |
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Re: Sex is like....
Life: Noun, L-i-f
A sexually transmitted disease which affects some more than others.
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#8
2002-01-31, 05:20 |
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Re: Sex is like....
Sex is alot like cotton candy...
melts in your mouth and can make yer hands all sticky.
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#9
2002-01-31, 05:25 |
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sex is like a bowl full of melted ice cream.
I'm not sure why.
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#10
2002-02-01, 01:24 |
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Re: Sex is like....
Sex is like quantum physics: I just don't get it.
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#11
2002-02-02, 00:09 |
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Re: Sex is like....
sex is reminds me of this guy i know...ill never get any!
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#12
2002-02-04, 01:48 |
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Re: Sex is like....
...butter.
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#13
2002-02-05, 03:29 |
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Re: Sex is like....
life- a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate
sex is like football, you havea lot of fun, get knocked out,and come back the next day to do it again
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