ok so i was watching "cops" today cuz i was stoned and didnt feel like looking for the remote, and they were doing a prostitution sting. these bitches were charging 25 bucks for fucking. now ive never talked to a hooker, but doesnt 25 bucks seem cheap for fucking? and what kind of satisfction does one find when he shells out 25 bucks to have sex with a chick that he's probably afraid to kiss? isnt jerkin it a lil more appealing after you think about it? anyone out there ever pick up a hooker?? oh come on be honest...

better yet, anyone ever sell ones self?

I watched that too. What they're doing is entrapment. The police are making the crime. How about instead of creating it... they should go arrest people for real crimes that are already happening.

One time, at school (in band) we went to disney land. Some chic offered me 500.00 bucks to sleep w/ her (american) (i was in the 9th grade), sometimes I wish I would have taken her up on that deal.............

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Originally posted by maddcow007:
One time, at school (in band) we went to disney land. Some chic offered me 500.00 bucks to sleep w/ her (american) (i was in the 9th grade), sometimes I wish I would have taken her up on that deal.............

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One time......at band camp......

i stuck a flute up my.......

No i played the Clarinet...

forget that the girl's so nasty she charges $25, just think about the guy who's so desperate, he'd fuck a $25 whore.....

teh thing is that i still play the clarinet i was just going along with the american pie parody

anywayz....

a friend of mine went to detroit to go shopping...we live in canada...and for some stupid reason he decided to hook up with hooker, it turns out that the hooker was a cop, and no he has to go across the border every weekend for a year for counceling.

the sad thing is this was his first time, lol and only time, he's a jackass

dont make the first offer, legaly its not entrapment if you make the first offer.

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junklist your a dumbshit..

doesn't omni mean multi?

I know a few ex-hookers. They pulled in serious cash charging whatever the fuck they charged, but even if they charged $25 a pop I think they'd still have pulled in serious cash.

im a dumbass for creating a topic that may actually promote thought, rather than, "how big is your dick" threads?

*remembers why he never reads this forum*

but the rest were getting boring so...

how big is your dick?

lol!

and i dont want to know anyones dick size. post that in the appropriate forums, there have to be at least 10 dedicated to that out there. maybe theyre archived now...

OMG--You guys are funny-- always just throwing around words like "hookers", "sluts", etc., etc. like they are supposed to mean something bad about the girl you are talking about. But usually when you say it, I really think it says more about you than about the girl. For example, a "hooker" is really just a girl who is HONEST WITH YOU about what she expects from you for what you want from her. You know the price, and you have free choice to pay it or to not. On the other hand, you have no idea what your "nice" wife or girlfriend actually "charges" you, (probably everything you earn working every day--hee hee!!), and you also really have no freedom of choice whether to buy it or not---unless you want a divorce or to lose her as a girlfriend. So when you use the word "hooker" to try to make it sound bad about the girl, you are really trying to hurt a basically honest girl who is transparent, and who (unlike your "nice" girlfriend or wife) isn't tricking you about what a relationship with her is really going to cost you. Also, I think when you use the word "slut" about a girl, it usually just means a girl you want, but cannot have. Please tell me if I my girl view of this is at least a little bit correctAND that these are just "man-words", meaning nothing about the girl, and a lot about what is inside your head. Love, Venus.

slut= a girl who uses sex to gain popularity or acceptence(non-material)

hoe= a hooker or prostitute who makes money with sex

skank= a girl who has sex for fun but does it irresponsibly with no real meaning other than getting off

your right about the honesty thing but its still not right. paying for it takes away the aspect of love. and yes often a mariage is based on "paying for it" whether the couple realizes it or not.

Hi, Syphon: Nice talking to you again!! What you say about paying for sex "detracting from love" is absolutely, totally, undeniably, unquestionably, 100%, purely, and without a fathom or fraction of any doubt whatsoever, in the whole wide world CORRECT!!!! (hee hee--and you thought I wasn't going to agree with you, Huh?!). BUT it DOESN'T MATTER, because a guy doesn't go to a "hooker" (I prefer name "working girl" or "dating girl") for "Love", anyway!! She doesn't offer or sell him "Love". (Must keep "love" and what she has to offer completely separate and distinct!!) So now that we got that straightned out, what is the problem, anyway? None, I think. Love, Venus.

Die.

YIKES!!!!!! (.....sounds of great fright can be heard as Venus runs away from this dangerous site, whimpering "....pleeeeeeeez, pleeeeeeeez don't hurt me Mr. man...!!!!!!". (hee hee). Love, Venus.

-omni means all
-i.e. omnidirectional microphone
(picks up from all angles)

-multi means more than one
-i.e. multifasited
(one who is taleneted in more
than one field)

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Originally posted by muffin_man:

-multi means more than one
-i.e. multifasited
(one who is taleneted in more
than one field)

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Not to be picky [ok, so it is], but multi-faceted is from faceted [one meaning] which is many face, many sided, as in:
His personality is multi-faceted.

For your quote of: one who is taleneted in morethan one field, the word would be: Multi-talanted.

THese things are just as easy to get right as they are to get wrong...naw, scratch that.

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Originally posted by syphon detonator:
slut= a girl who uses sex to gain popularity or acceptence(non-material)

hoe= a hooker or prostitute who makes money with sex

skank= a girl who has sex for fun but does it irresponsibly with no real meaning other than getting off

your right about the honesty thing but its still not right. paying for it takes away the aspect of love. and yes often a mariage is based on "paying for it" whether the couple realizes it or not.

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If loves the only thing wrong I think I'll go buy me a bitch.