I like to beat it with both hands

"masturbation is sex with the person we love the most" - Woody Allen

Oh baby,calm down. I think you need some dici'in

well obviously, but that doesnt change the fact that i am....

XxXanti-masturbation+pornXxX

Since when did this forum become some place for you two to spout personal conversations constantly?

And I do NOT appreciate you leaving messages for each other here either. Bloody annoying shit.

What exactly is wrong with masturbation?.

Oh suck a dick you jealous snivelling cunt.

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Originally posted by Spirit of '22:
Oh suck a dick you jealous snivelling cunt.

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Thats bloody rude... Seriously grow up.

What on earth do you have that I should be jealous of?

Naivety?..

Confidence? Security? Affection? Devotion? Loyalty? Happiness?

Whatever you say. Are you so certain that these things are missing from my life? Or present in yours?

That they are present in my life is absolutely true. They often seem lacking in yours.

Ahh, didn't know omniscience was something you also possessed.

I don think omniscient beings use the word Seems.

Since when did this forum become some place for you two to spout personal conversations?

*cough cough*

If you two are engaged, as I remember Defiant saying you are, then why don't you just call each other, or IM each other. Why leave messages on a message board?

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"God has not been proven not to exist, therefore he must exist."

lol@ how everyone realizes that wintermute sux.

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Originally posted by ~~COBRA~~:
lol@ how everyone realizes that wintermute sux.

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Ah, there it is, I was starting to worry that something had happened to Cobra since it took this long for him to get to it.
*sets his watch*

Yes, indeed, there are a few certainties in life: Death, taxes, cobra snipping at winter like a schoolboy dipping pigtails in ink...

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"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed"

- Curly Howard

quoting a friend of mine
"theres nothing wrong with masterbation, as long as your parents dont catch you!"

LOL! this is so funny. I created this topic "whilst" (as Mojo would say it) having a horribal trip off of DXM, and now look, it already has 19 posts.

heh heh...what's wrong with the word "Whilst"?

Anyway, back to the topic, yeah there's nothing like a quick "arm wrestle". Anytime, anywhere...at work, at school...on the bus...

cudos to your openness mojo!

Arm wrestle? I like to put my back into it when im beating the willie

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Confidence? Security? Affection? Devotion? Loyalty? Happiness?

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Am I wrong to assume that one can obtain all those things through masturbation?

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Originally posted by jack's missing mind:
If you two are engaged, as I remember Defiant saying you are, then why don't you just call each other, or IM each other. Why leave messages on a message board?

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LOL! i never even read this forum due to its unescapable immature nature, what better to draw in teenagers than sex?? but im glad i cought this one. youre fucking engaged and you talk here?? are you fucking nuts?? that would be just what i wanted from my fiancee, to watch her be patronized by some teenagers on the internet. thats fucking rich i tell ya. you dont have instant mesenger?? (i dont either...) telephone??? (ok i have a couple of those) email? (obviously we both do) regular post? (the whole world...)

imagines pillow talk.. *yea baby, just meet me tomorrow on &totse, and we'll talk. no, no i cant talk now, meet me there. o, i know its slow and tedious, but something about it.... *ravages her* yeah, right there.

and oh yeah, noting wrong with the ocassional jerk off, compulsive masturbators are kinda freaky though...


[This message has been edited by junglist (edited 12-23-2001).]