Shaven or hairy! Any ladies suffering from such neglect feel free to express yourselves. Then cum over here and sit on my face!.............I'm sorry but all this drug shit is really burning me out here. Thought I might try and change the direction of our community posts. And not even a lesbian can top me when it cums to muff-diving. I welcum all replies.

Get a life, grow up, get out more often, and post stuff like this in another forum. Goddamnit I wish I was a mod. sometimes

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Originally posted by Jamiroquai:
Shaven or hairy! Any ladies suffering from such neglect feel free to express yourselves. Then cum over here and sit on my face!.............I'm sorry but all this drug shit is really burning me out here. Thought I might try and change the direction of our community posts. And not even a lesbian can top me when it cums to muff-diving. I welcum all replies.

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Try the EAT ME forum dude

Try the sex and affection forum.

i know i dont have much room to talk pecause of my dilapidated post status but.... get this newbie the fuck out!

But ed, you aren't technically a newbie, so no worries. **aims potato cannon at jamiriquoi**
**hands lighter to ed to finish**

**moves to sex and affection forum**

Plz, madchemist?!

I still say this topic would better be in the "eat me" forum, pussy is more like a food if you ask me.

please move this to the "better off dead" forum

Okay now that this is a better(but not optimal) forum I'll respond.
You probably don't know a pussy from a bologne sandwich. Much less all the intricate ways of making a female satisfied in bed.
Plus: get real, this is a Bulletin Board, no one is going to come out of your computer and sit on your face.
Get out of the house a little!
(I shouldn't be talking as I've been home sick for three days)

tryptamine

How come you cant just lighten up and say, "Amen" like I wanted to?

Minus the invitation to other females of course, save Sweet Victory

DE: Cause I'm bitchy right now especially when it come to loosers tootin' thier own horns. I'm not into ignoring punks like that.

And MY thread was closed? Sheesh...

LoL. Still no Amens. How sad.

amen

awoman.

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