On a trip into the deepest part of the jungle in south america i visited a remote tribe. in this tribe there was an old lady must of been about seventy years old. the tradition of the tribe said that any visitor to their comunity must have sexual intercourse with this tribal mother. She was rank. she hair all over her body, there was a strong smell of cheese and her tits hung down by her knees. it would of been a huge insult to the rest of the tribe if i had turned her down.

she took me into a hut and started removing her rags of clothing. I asked her if she would mind if i put a bag over her head. when she opened her mouth to answer I had to run out of the hut a puk in disgust

she had an american accent. sickening.

man, u sure that was in south america?

cause i know a trailer park down a ways is just like that...