sitting in bed my misses is so horny that shes stroking my cock and god I am rock hard just as you think that i would fuck you all night ....take your damn panties off!!...... SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHES GOT HER PERIOD!!!AND THAT THERES NO CHANCE FOR A FUCK FOR A WEEK! ..(if you only had a gun eh guys)..she wont even let you have a wank for fucksake ! you turn over to try to go to sleep but youve got this thing on your mind ?
you finally get to sleep only to wake up to her playing with it again and it starts all over again!!!

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wahoo!

So shag.. it's a well known fact that women are v horny at that time of the month, so why not just do it anyway? If the mess bothers you, do it in the bath or the shower.. or just put a towel down.. it's really not THAT messy..

Speaking of showers...

This isn't the most frustrating, more like an inconvenience than anything. My ex boyfriend and I were about to do the nasty, with me having my legs propped up on the side of the tub... it was really warm with the showers on overhead. Atmosphere got hotter when we kissed and fondled each other. Some time passes... next thing I know I got shampoo in my eyes, the water's coming down frigid, and the condom's too slippery to stay in for penetration. Heh. So we were getting desperate and ended up finishing where we left off on the bed.

I am used to shagging on blood since I got fukin contraception injection, but its not exactly bad, the sex is usually better.
uuummm Frustrating.... my dad walking in on us... friends walking in on us... a party walking in on us.... dog bloody walking in on us >
Also if my boyfriend out runs me, or me usually him. Thats just silly buggers

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bollocks

That never stopped me & my wife [whilst we were still married, that is]. I say go for your 'red wings'.


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"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed"

- Curly Howard

Did you guys read this part?

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Originally posted by wahoo:
SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHES GOT HER PERIOD!!!AND THAT THERES NO CHANCE FOR A FUCK FOR A WEEK!

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Granted, it's usually the guy who has the issue with shagging bloody, but methinks that's not what he's saying happened here..

errh, I think Spiffy�s got the point. She didn�t want it, some girls have a problem with having sex during their period. It makes them horny, yes, but they are very sensitive and their skin is sometimes very damageable. It took my ex-gf 4months of a very laborious and tolerating procedure to be able to receive.

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Originally posted by BSK:
errh, I think Spiffy�s got the point. She didn�t want it, some girls have a problem with having sex during their period. It makes them horny, yes, but they are very sensitive and their skin is sometimes very damageable. It took my ex-gf 4months of a very laborious and tolerating procedure to be able to receive.

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"CORRECT" thats what im saying shes got the problem I was so horny id "FUCK the proverbil
snake"yet she who was just as horny cranked me up to the point that if the cat had of jumped on the bed i would have blown it head off! .
but this happens every month it wouldnt be so bad if she finished the job ,(yes I said job dont get carried away with that PLEASE!)but she just turns over which would normaly be a turn off,but by this time mister y2k brain has been told to fuck off or be shot,mister caveman brain is saying "WHY WE NOT FUCK NOW !!!" and thats my point, not the mess i couldnt give a shit at this point.
the RELIGION thing thats awhole new topic tha would block up the www for years (though Ive got some ideas)

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wahoo!

I just went away for a week with a group of about 20 friends. My ex (we broke up about 18 months ago) was there, and I think she spent at least half her time deliberately frustrating me.
She has a boyfriend at home, so she is officially off limits. I know this, and wouldn't want her to cheat. She knows I know this and feel this way, and this is where the plot thickens. On the first night we got sentimentally drunk, and she revealed, in the space of 10 minutes
A) that she was incredibly horny
B) that if it wasnt for this guy 800 km away, we would be screwing all week.
We then went nude swimming.

The week continued in this vein. She would lean in real close, put her arms around me and run her lips across mine, and then pull away when I tried to kiss her. We also spent ridiculous amounts of time massaging one another and laying on the beach etc. She also got drunk again and decided it wsa a great idea to get naked with me in the room so she could laugh at my frustration.

Its strange. I am simultaneoulsy desiring her like nothing else and being reminded of all the reasons I left her. That, boys and girls is the most frustrating thing to me in my short life.

PS. We were also camping, and living out of one another's pockets, so taking matters into my own hands was hardly an option.

A wise man once said "When the river runs red, take the dirt road instead."

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Originally posted by wahoo:
sitting in bed my misses is so horny that shes stroking my cock and god I am rock hard just as you think that i would fuck you all night ....take your damn panties off!!...... SHE TELLS YOU THAT SHES GOT HER PERIOD!!!AND THAT THERES NO CHANCE FOR A FUCK FOR A WEEK! ..(if you only had a gun eh guys)..she wont even let you have a wank for fucksake ! you turn over to try to go to sleep but youve got this thing on your mind ?
you finally get to sleep only to wake up to her playing with it again and it starts all over again!!!

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wahoo>>> the most sexual thing that has ever happend to him is when his mom kissed him

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Life.

this is a true story.

me and my girlfriend were about to engage in some sexual activity but i didnt have a condom handy. so she pulls out these "freebies" that she got from her gynecologyst. now the only problem was that they werent lubricated. i take a random bottle of lotion that was in her room and proceed to rub my cock down real good. i go in for the kill and after two or three good thrusts she starts to cry out in massive pain. turns out the lotion was some peppermint type and shouldnt be used on the inside of the body. she took a shower and i had to comfort her while she cried and whined like a bastard puppy. it was real frustrating cuz i still wanted to get some, and i had to go home and whack it. what a rip off ya know....

try wanting two guys, (not both at once!) and not being able to do anything about it!!!

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Originally posted by massiveacid:
this is a true story.

me and my girlfriend were about to engage in some sexual activity but i didnt have a condom handy. so she pulls out these "freebies" that she got from her gynecologyst. now the only problem was that they werent lubricated. i take a random bottle of lotion that was in her room and proceed to rub my cock down real good. i go in for the kill and after two or three good thrusts she starts to cry out in massive pain. turns out the lotion was some peppermint type and shouldnt be used on the inside of the body. she took a shower and i had to comfort her while she cried and whined like a bastard puppy. it was real frustrating cuz i still wanted to get some, and i had to go home and whack it. what a rip off ya know....

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Thats just really really really cruel. I know it was an acident but... ouch ! If she ever offers to masterbate you with eucaliptus oil... say no, it will be you pay back to you.

There was this one REALLY hot chick I was working on real hard trying to get her to go out with me, I phoned her often from college and came home one weekend and we finally went out and doinked.
She would never take off her top while having sex nor let me see or touch her tits.
One weekend we got smashed and while we were having sex I started to pull up her top only to discover she had hair on her nipples.
I about barfed...

so?

Oh and the most frustrating thing that has happened to me is having a penis.