What i want to know is... why does she use a flute? out of all the phallic shaped items lying around the house what was it about the flute?

And why doesn't she buy a dildo/vibrator?

Well she use to have a vibrator but got rid of it, she said she wants to have orgasims the natural way with out electronic things like vibrators, i think she chose the flute because she likes that actess Alyson Hannigan in american pie, she also plays the flute, one day im gonna take pictures of her with the flute.>>>>>>>>thank god i didnt go to jail, if i did i would have to pay for every day im in there, its like $30 fuckin dollars a day, shittttt, well i MIGHT being paying some court and attorney fees which totals to about $700, fuck the system sucks ass.....

Ptsh. Flutes can be kinky, but only to a certain degree. Me, I masturbate with my Trombone.

trombome? my god, by the way what part of southern cali you in?

I was only teasing. My kinkiness starts with bondage actually. Never got down with a musical instrument though. Hehe.

I live in a "white, suburban Hell". Approximately an hour or so North of Los Angeles.

i like l.a. especially around hollywood i got a cousin by west hollywood, but im in santa cruz, ca, bondage oh yeah its great, some day im gonna use handcuffs on my girlfriend, hope shes not reading this

I love the coastal communities of So. Cal more than anything. I chill at the beaches all the time.

Bondage: Hell yes! Highly recommended. My ex boyfriend and I kind of resolved our whack relationship last week by being stranded in a hotel room together. We didn't have handcuffs, unfortunately... but we made the most of it and used other restraints. I.E. the wrap-around strap from my silk robe, my studded leather belt, a couple of sturdy bandannas, guitar straps, etcetera. Oh and rubbing on lotion while being blindfolded is pretty orgasmic as well... you totally rely on your other senses. If your girl is into flutes... man, you guys gotta give this a try.

das mah sexy gurl

I doubt this is at all relevant, but I have played the trumpet for eleven years, and have never once had the urge to insert it in any bodily orifice, except my mout to warm up the mouthpiece when its cold

mr creep

dont worry
you've probally got a small penis
but her a dildo
flute may cause damage

why r all americans
sick and crazy
not all of them but 90% of
them r stupid mother fuckers

from aussie chick

does anyone no any good free porn site
that dont require a adult check id

UP YOURS "NAME"!!!!!!!!!

"Americans are so stupid. Do you guys know of any free porn sites? I don't know how to use a search engine."

End your life, name.

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Common Sense Is What Tells You The Earth Is Flat

Can she play any tunes with her twat? *LOL*

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Originally posted by ACER:
Can she play any tunes with her twat? *LOL*

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Yeah, "Our Lips are Sealed"

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"If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you do succeed"

- Curly Howard

get over yourself seriously this sound like a plea for attention from a small child

Don't fear the flute, embrace it. Make the flute the third partner in your nookie sessions. Take it to the movies with you. Buy it drinks...then drop it flat.

Wintermute: This won't help Mr. Creep's flute problem a lot, but I think you should know that I have been to Cleveland, and it does NOT exist. Love, Venus.