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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2001-10-13, 03:00 |
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 Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
ok guys. Post your best or funniest pick up lines. I don't wanna offend any one, but sometimes jokes are jokes, so please don't be offended if these pickup lines/jokes are offensive to you.
Ok guys, start your posting. hope to see some great and funny lines for everyone to enjoy!!!
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#2
2001-10-13, 05:11 |
syphon detonator
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
is that a keg in your pants cuz i'd love to tap that ass
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#3
2001-10-13, 12:31 |
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
1.hey baby i'm still a virgin
2.sit on my lap and feel what goes up
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#4
2001-10-13, 14:18 |
Prometheus Rex
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
"When I was younger, my mother told me never to get involved with a woman without complimenting her first. So... nice shoes, wanna fuck?"
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Iam Prometheus Rex. I am the outlaw Journalist,and I am not going away.
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#5
2001-10-13, 17:19 |
Kain
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
"you're so pretty when you're not talking"
[This message has been edited by Kain (edited 10-13-2001).]
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#6
2001-10-13, 17:48 |
Schwabe The Zer0
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
"do I know you, Im _____...you look really familiar...or it could just be my mental image of beauty"
or spike your hair..."hey...Im horny...how about you?"
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#7
2001-10-13, 20:56 |
GHETTO_SMURF
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
are those mirors in the pants, cuz i can see myself in them.
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#8
2001-10-14, 13:22 |
Prometheus Rex
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
1) I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
2) I lost my number, can I have your's?
3) Excuse me...but do you taste as sweet as you look?
4) How about coming over to my place for pizza and sex<slap!!>... Okay..no pizza then, how 'bout chinese...
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#9
2001-10-14, 13:26 |
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell outta me.
I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking?
Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package.
You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more?
[This message has been edited by braveheart98 (edited 10-14-2001).]
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#10
2001-10-14, 16:35 |
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
"Hi, here, too?"
errr, I heard that at least 3 times a night on Ibiza from those Latinas.
Yes, we actually made a tally ...
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#11
2001-10-15, 09:46 |
Prometheus Rex
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
I will feed you....
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#12
2001-10-16, 17:40 |
maxjulian187
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
I'm new in town, which way to your house.
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#13
2001-10-25, 10:19 |
Prometheus Rex
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
If you are what you eat, can I be you by morning??
Hi, I'm looking for a long, meaningful one night relationship.
Hi, I'm _______, that way you know what to scream.
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#14
2001-11-08, 16:45 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
As of right now, I'm rash free...
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#15
2001-11-08, 16:46 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
I create murals with my feces...
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#16
2001-11-08, 16:48 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
If you were a drug, I'd get my fix from you...
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#17
2001-11-08, 16:54 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
I want to slide into your shopping mall and browse in your Gap...
I like to go to couples therapy on a first date...
Baby, i want to spread you like an oreo cookie and lick your creamy center
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#18
2001-11-08, 16:55 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
Baby, i wanna make like winnie the pooh and get stuck in your honey jar
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#19
2001-11-08, 16:58 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
Your so beautiful - the way the sun shines on your ear hairs
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#20
2001-11-08, 17:00 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
I enjoy General Foods International Coffees...
[This message has been edited by spicoli (edited 11-08-2001).]
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#21
2001-11-08, 17:03 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
I'm safe when it comes to sex...except for that one time in Haiti
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#22
2001-11-08, 17:05 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
You make me want to pick a vowel and its Ooooooohh,
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#23
2001-11-08, 17:08 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
I administer enemas to constipated pets
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#24
2001-11-08, 17:11 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
Is that parsley between your teeth or are you just happy to see me ?
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#25
2001-11-08, 17:17 |
spicoli
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Re: Funniest and Best PickUp Lines
Women say that I am too considerate in bed .
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