Those guys I've known who were willing to do this in front of me ALL did it differently.. but since we're having this concept explored from the female side, I wanna hear guys talking about masturbation.. TALK DAMN YOU TALK..

One hand or two? Lotion/lubricant or none? On your front or on your back or some other random position.. ?

on my head ...

on her face. LOL

1. Grab.
2. Pull up, then down.
3. Repeat 2 until desired effect is achieved.

Masturbation isn't some kind of sexual experience (unless someone else is there), it's a way to let off steam when you're twitching from whatever. I try to save the thoughful ideas for when I'm doing something with somebody else.

scarf

(Masturbate while strangling oneself)

autoerotic asphixiation has never been something that really appealed to me to be honest..

I'm with (not literally) Spiffy on this one.

1. Grab <-- with both hands is an improvement unless you have reading material.

2. Pull up, then down.
3. Repeat 2 until desired effect is achieved.


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~Kameron
Carpe Aptenodytes!

Suze: Have any guys refused to jerk off in front of you? To be honest I can't see the problem unless they were saving them selfs for sex. There aren't guys out there who only wank in private are there? What a waste.

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~Kameron
Carpe Aptenodytes!

Yeah actually a couple have refused.. most guys I've asked it took a while to persuade too.. for some reason they're all bashful about it.. god knows why.. They'll put their penis in my mouth but they can't jerk off for me? wtf..

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Originally posted by Wintermute:
autoerotic asphixiation has never been something that really appealed to me to be honest..

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neither ,

belief systems have the way to 'persvade' real,

take every method possible, you can tap into

and right Deliberate unruliness, IN CUM ON THE CURTAINS,

pitty it is such a waste of protein and testos,

well thats if you need the shit,

totally mulishness,
with a fully erect recalcitrance

My masterbation is mearly just stress releave

i go to my bed
put on some nudey vision
pull down my pants
get myself hard
jerk off
then blow a load
then get cleanex
then fall asleap

suze, you said that some guys did in front of you and asked which position ... I mean, on my front? What? How does that work? With a hole in my mattress maybe or if I cut him down to an inch. I doubt that a guy did in front of you on his front.

Watching the new video from Kylie Minoque would make it very easy I guess. She�s won a lifelong subscription to my wet dreams ...

Actually, yeah, I had an ex who would do it on his front.. I thought it was pretty weird at the time.. was pretty much like he was shagging the mattress on his bed.. v weird..

On back,right hand,no lotion,stress relief purpose and have entertained a female on more than one occasion of this said activity.

why masturbate when you can get your dick sucked in 3 easy steps?

That's because you think that this:

1. Walking into your mums room
   
2. Ask her for a blow job
   
3. Take off your pants
   

Is normal.

The rest of us like this:

1. Wake up with a morning glory
   
2. Get out pornography
   
3. Rub our cock till it crys.
   

You see we just live in different worlds and the odd wank beats the crap out of a good few of the bj's I've had in my life as well.

having said that there is nothing quite like waking up to a blow job and that's practically any bj as long as she doesn't bite :-�


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~Kameron
Carpe Aptenodytes!

*tries to rape his matress*

*can�t help laughing*

*fells on the floor*

*imagines how it would have been like being catched by his mon during puberty raping his matress*

*looks at his matress*

"Sorry girl, but I had big problems in getting in ... ehh, on ... , with ... , well you�re not to fat, but it�s your profile ... let�s stay friends!"

I suppose honesty is in order. Though the mechanics are pretty simple, unfortunately. It usually does not differ too much from the unfortunate description which has already been posted. I find that the motions of a woman in self love to be a great help in my own masturbation. The only problem with this is that it is hard to play with ones self when hanging from a window ledge. Right elusive?

masterbation helps me sleep!

I use the same methods as everyone else, sometimes with lube, sometimes without, sometimes with porn, sometimes without. But I have done it so much the only reason that I do it anymore is because it helps me sleep. Sometimes my girlfriend askes me to do it for her, I don't really care...

Don't ask me how I know about this site but....eh...

http://www.jackinworld.com


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wasabi!

the Reverse Milker! ROFLOL!
Make a "C" with both of your hands, and then stroke your penis downward ...

Helps me unwind after a stressful day.

www.letsmasturbate.com

tells you how to fuck an orange!!

up...and...down..O
up...and...down..I
up...and...down O O
and i would like it shaked not stired
with a little bit of cream on the top

Errr thanks for the Link Duck warrior.. We here at my house just spent the past five minutes going EWWWWWWWWWW or owwwwww..

I like to beat off while reading the BBS of Totse, mmmmm nothing like that.

The best way for me would be for you to do it for me, suze!

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Souvent femme varie, bein fol est qui s'y fie

LOL rob.. silly!.

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Originally posted by Kameron:


1. Grab <-- with both hands is an improvement unless you have reading material.

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unless you are an unfortunate person and have such a small appendage that you cannot fit both hand round either

ok so some guys told u how, now u tell us how u do it whhats the best way? and tips?

I can't do two hands. my palm is four inches wide

Good God....

wintermute>>> the best way for guys to toss off? by e-mailing me for your pic of course!

alan>> mine to. who are these guys that use 2 hands?

In addition to what I said about Fee-Fee's earlier, some Immates used toilet paper rolls with just a little bit less than half a roll and just stuck the glove in the hole and pulled the wrist part of the glove over the top followed by squeezing shampoo or lotion into the hole. However when I tried this I found the hole was just to small for me to get it in there.

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Originally posted by Spiffy McBang:
1. Grab.
2. Pull up, then down.
3. Repeat 2 until desired effect is achieved.

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works good with porn on weekend nights for a good nights rest

it's friday night....... must find porn.....

Depends what kind of mood I'm in. Anyone else have a preferred arm? My muscles are so built on my left hand, that the right just doesn't cut it anymore!




P.S - It's nice to see some of the oldies' posts! This topic is ancient!

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