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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2001-07-18, 10:44
Pachinko Pachinko is offline
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Default anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

i just dont get it. why the hell would you want to stick your john-thomas, a most PRECIOUS and SACRED of organs in a womans ASSHOLE? i mean, her pussy is just a choad's length away and at least it's not a channelway for SHIT. just rub your dong in a mud-puddle for fuck's sake!
i also cant imagine that would be comfortable let alone PLEASURABLE for the lady in question. that's a goddamn OUT-hole!

could it be that men enacting anal sex are really attempting to hide their homosexual urges in the anus of their girlfreinds/wives/one-night-stands? i have nothing against homosexuality, but why not just admit it? im sure many ladies would appreciate it! shit, man, im deffinately going to check my macho meters if i ever have fantasies of ramming my girlfreind in such a place!
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Old 2001-07-18, 12:55
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

Oh come on.. homosexuality has less to do with anal sex, and more to do with being attracted to men.. That's like saying if you like giving your girlfriend oral sex, it means you're a closet lesbian. Equally ridiculous.

Besides, who *says* it doesn't feel good for a girl? And it's nowhere near as dirty and disgusting as you make out, by any means..

Macho meters?.. Yeah, well, do me a favor, mention that phrase to every girl you meet, just so that we can warn them what a dickhead you are.
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Old 2001-07-18, 17:18
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

i havent tryd it...

but i think anal sex would be like fucking a tight pussy... whats so bad about that?
and i know girls that love anal sex.. you do get pleasure from your ass i dunno how..but its calld the "a" spot.. yeh i kno this shit off the sunday night sex show..

and i think guys who say "macho" are closet homosexuals them selves
and who sang the fuckn song macho man.. yeh thats right buddy , the same guys who sang that gay YMCA song...
"macho macho maann...i wanna be a macho-man.." ...homo

and if u try anal sex you can use a condome ...and its not that dirty eney more..

maby your scared that if you try it you might like it and be gay?...sounds like that to me..
 #4 
Old 2001-07-18, 17:20
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

I'm openly a lesbian.
 #5 
Old 2001-07-18, 18:10
j0662 j0662 is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

Any hole is a goal
 #6 
Old 2001-07-18, 19:28
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

not all asses are good for sex.

tip for all you ladies, you can tell what i think of your ass if i want to fuck it.

the sad part is most of the really nice asses don't want to engage in anal sex; here anyways.
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Old 2001-07-18, 23:21
skurwysyn skurwysyn is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

...I have nothing against anal sex (although never try it...never will)...I simply have one view on this subject...If the dude upstairs wanted us to fuck in the ass he would not have given a gurl a pussy..ya know...I mean what is that thing for,if it's not for some fine LUV makin'... ...and if your gonna have anal sex with your girlfriend then what's the point of a girl being a girl??? Ha?? Ha?? Well...tell me!!! You might as well enlist one of your gym buddies to do the dirty deed with ya...
 #8 
Old 2001-07-18, 23:32
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

i can't even reply to that.

if you can't see the difference between a girl and a guy; then there's no helping you.
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Old 2001-07-18, 23:35
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

you ever gotten a blow job before?

why would you want to stick your dick in that hole.

if our dick was meant to go in a chicks mouth why did god give them a vagina.

your gym buddies can help out with that as well.
 #10 
Old 2001-07-18, 23:36
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

hell,

we're men,

and if a guy could stick it in your ear canal or up your nostrils or even in your belly button;

we would.
 #11 
Old 2001-07-19, 01:49
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AMEN brother lostmind! Anal sex is not anything like homosexuality. It's just another way of enjoying the human body.

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 #12 
Old 2001-07-19, 03:08
skurwysyn skurwysyn is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

..lostmind...observe...
VAGINA...= has lips...warm...slippery and wet..
MOUTH...= has lips...warm...slippery and wet..
ASSHOLE...= no lips...warm...but definitely not slippery and neither is it wet...
Do you see a pattern here???
To me it's natures stubble way of telling us what we can and cannot do with our bodies...but it's just a thought...
...oh...if you call peeling your foreskin off your dick as enjoying your body...more power to you...
 #13 
Old 2001-07-19, 03:11
skurwysyn skurwysyn is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

...and yes...i've heard of lubricants...


....and yes...I don't like 'em either...
 #14 
Old 2001-07-19, 05:51
WatChHoWiBurN WatChHoWiBurN is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

anal sex isnt THAT bad..jeez guys

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Old 2001-07-19, 09:21
Fred Madison Fred Madison is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

But you CAN fuck in the ass.
 #16 
Old 2001-07-19, 09:35
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

anal defilment rulz

ow yeah, tight as a ten year old boys arse.

that was a metaphore too guys.
 #17 
Old 2001-07-19, 20:50
lostmind lostmind is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

excuse me skurswyn, i'm from a christian background that is heavily influenced by judaism;

which means i'm circumsized and would never know what you're talking about with peeling foreskin back.
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Old 2001-07-19, 20:55
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

Pachinko, you got TOLD by Suziegirl...

Dickhead.
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Old 2001-07-20, 04:05
Pachinko Pachinko is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

quote:
Originally posted by Suziegirl:
Oh come on.. homosexuality has less to do with anal sex, and more to do with being attracted to men.. That's like saying if you like giving your girlfriend oral sex, it means you're a closet lesbian. Equally ridiculous.

Besides, who *says* it doesn't feel good for a girl? And it's nowhere near as dirty and disgusting as you make out, by any means..

Macho meters?.. Yeah, well, do me a favor, mention that phrase to every girl you meet, just so that we can warn them what a dickhead you are.



ill have to agree with suzie's phrase on homosexuality and that makes a lot of esnse to me, but i personally thought it would be uncomfortable for a woman to have a big tube stuck in her ass (apparently not...?). in thinking that, i thought i was speaking for a woman (aka almost every woman i know) and maybe DEFENDING her anal canal? yes i was saying a majority of bullshit with the homosexuality thing but it still makes no sense to me. the vaginas right there, it's MADE for it, and i assumed it felt a little bit better for the woman (i.e. the "g" spot). now please explain to me why my looking out for a woman's pleasure in sex makes me a dickhead?

(also, going with my preconseived notions of "pain in the ass"-ness, my giving my girlfreind head would be making her feel good, as upposed to bad.)


P.S. i, too, am an open lesbian (thats what my girlfreind's friends call me)
 #20 
Old 2001-07-20, 04:42
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

It depends on the situation, on the guy, and on the girl, but sometimes it can feel really good..
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Old 2001-07-20, 10:37
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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Default Re: anal sex: pleasure or closeted homosexuality?

lol, lost mind your killen me man.

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