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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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 #1 
Old 2001-07-04, 16:11
Fixit Fixit is offline
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*gropes Burn's ass with one hand, Lost's with the other and feels up freakangel's with his mind*

Ahh... I feel better.
 #2 
Old 2001-07-04, 16:46
freakangel freakangel is offline
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lol
hehe. fine with me.

i like it.
pitty its just mentaly.

[This message has been edited by freakangel (edited 07-04-2001).]
 #3 
Old 2001-07-04, 22:16
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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What, the kama sutra didn't teach you the three-ass-grab? I'm disappointed..
 #4 
Old 2001-07-04, 22:39
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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pfst.. you're disappointed? At least you weren't left out..

*cries*
 #5 
Old 2001-07-05, 03:35
Fixit Fixit is offline
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*gropes Suzi, feels up freakangel with free hand, gropes Suzi again, and goes looking for Winki*

 #6 
Old 2001-07-05, 07:53
magician magician is offline
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Poor spiffy. lol. If you let go of me Spiffy, maybe he'll grab you too...

And I belive you owe someone about $400 plus daily interest That $20 was per hour !
 #7 
Old 2001-07-05, 08:34
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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*shoves Fixit*

*gropes Suz with both hands*

Bugger off, ya greedy bastage. I'll gladly concentrate on one woman at a time..
 #8 
Old 2001-07-08, 09:25
muffin_man muffin_man is offline
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"whacks off in small darck corner"

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 #9 
Old 2001-07-08, 12:35
magician magician is offline
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If anyone wants me I be at the bar drinking my Hot Chocolate and Marshmellows. Some female company would be most welcome.
 #10 
Old 2001-07-08, 16:13
freakangel freakangel is offline
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*runs over at the bar*
*sits next to magician...and steals a marshmellow*

would u buy me a coke pleeease????

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just me cant u see? if u dont like me...click this.
 #11 
Old 2001-07-08, 16:21
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Awww Spiff, I love ya too..

You know, you really need to come visit me, so you can avoid declaring your undying love for me, and I can hit on someone who won't do that for a change..

 #12 
Old 2001-07-08, 19:01
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Tell Fixit to hire me and I will. I'd have done it already, but someone's never at the computer when I IM him.. *cough*
 #13 
Old 2001-07-08, 19:13
exsplosives exsplosives is offline
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Sorry to ruin every thing! BUT

What The Fuck iz this? this iz worst then chatline!

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X-( 2 Easy Steps for A BIGGER @$$hole X-(

Step 1. Put Dynamite up your ass

Step 2. Fart to ignite
 #14 
Old 2001-07-08, 22:33
hannahmanson666 hannahmanson666 is offline
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Awwwwww *sob* *sob*

All this ass grabbing and groping and how many times has MY name been mentioned........NONE! awwww i feel so alone doesn't anyone love me?

 #15 
Old 2001-07-09, 02:23
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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I thought you showed up after asses started being grabbed.

Umm.. if not, well, there's still plenty of hands around, I'm sure..
 #16 
Old 2001-07-09, 12:46
magician magician is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by freakangel:
*runs over at the bar*
*sits next to magician...and steals a marshmellow*

would u buy me a coke pleeease????



Magician waves his wand and conjours up a coke for freakangel. And another packet of marshmellows. ...and a fire to toast them on, and my hat to fan the fire with, and...

Ahh... there we go.

Magician waves hand and the bar and all the people vanish. That leaves just freakangel and Magician, sitting on bar stool next to a rug and a rouring fire. Freakangel stretches out by the fire, and magician joins her, stroking her with my hands...

Ooops... Magician conjurs back the bar and people. Freakangel, I forgot... your coke will go flat, you better drink that first. Then I'll share the marshemllows with you.
 #17 
Old 2001-07-09, 12:49
magician magician is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by hannahmanson666:
Awwwwww *sob* *sob*

All this ass grabbing and groping and how many times has MY name been mentioned........NONE! awwww i feel so alone doesn't anyone love me?



Hannahmanson666, you got a boyfriend that loves you. Get a real hug from him, compared to real love... all this is awfully shallow.

Magician gives hannahmanson666 a friendly kiss on the cheek, turns her round so she can hug the guy she loves.
 #18 
Old 2001-07-09, 19:44
freakangel freakangel is offline
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*drinks her coke, really fast*
back to that fire thing...there..
*hiks*
oops...i got hikups





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[This message has been edited by freakangel (edited 07-09-2001).]
 #19 
Old 2001-07-10, 13:27
magician magician is offline
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Magician cures the hicups, and the gets rid of the bar. Every one at the bar suddenly finds them selfs (and the bar) sitting in the middle of a beach in the bahamas.

Freakangel, now breathing normally, crawls back over the fire, slightly dizzy from all this magic. (It does that to you). She lies down on her side, and magician crawls up behind her...

Magician runs his hands slowly across her body, massaging the warm of the fire into her. His hands lingure on hips, then slide up her side to her breast. He cups it in his hand, and squeezes gently, and repeatedly.

Magician passes freakangel a stick with a marshmellow on it. While he strokes her, she toasts Marshmellows. Popping them into each of their mouths. Eventually the packet finishes. Freakangel feels a soft kiss on her neck... a hand sliding down her back and then... up between her legs. Rubbing her. The heat, the coke and the marshmellows all begin to take effect.

Freakangel is sandwiches between the warm behind her, and the fire in front of her. As she's stoked, she slowly drifts off into a plesant, if some what frustrated sleep.
 #20 
Old 2001-07-10, 13:52
freakangel freakangel is offline
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kuddles up to magician and sleeps like a (baby)



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 #21 
Old 2001-07-10, 15:42
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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*vomits beer and blood, crawls under the pool table and falls into a pained, drunken slumber*
 #22 
Old 2001-07-10, 15:44
Trippy_McGee Trippy_McGee is offline
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(maybe alcohol poisoning is why I never pick out when I go out... ah well, I'm not complaining)
 #23 
Old 2001-07-10, 16:37
gtmgx15 gtmgx15 is offline
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am i the only one that thinks this is pathotic? you people are sitting here talking about touching peoples ass's and feeling chicks up. get a life and go do this in real life instead of online. you people make me sick!(no offense)
 #24 
Old 2001-07-10, 18:27
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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*grabs gtmgx15's ass*
 #25 
Old 2001-07-10, 19:24
freakangel freakangel is offline
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sorry but, i get that offline too, since i am temporarely living at my bf�s house.
now shut the fuck up and let them grab your ass!
lol

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