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 #1 
Old 2001-06-15, 12:53
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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Default PENILE SECRETS

i have done it again,

penile secrets.com has been hacked,

top pay only infomation proven penis lenging exercises, ,manipulation, of your wiener,lengthing mr happy to mr delirious,

hard on tactics ancient secrets, all some of the coolest shit you can do with your slong.

yes i know the nihil first gives you infomation on how to manipulate woman, and now your darth vaders helmet, i am your god.

sections include:
INFORMATION

How will it work?

PREPARATION

Before you start

Lubrication

Safety while exercising

EXERCISES

Hot towel warm-up

Stretching exercises

Growth & Circulation

Introduction to Jelqing

Jelqing exercises

PC Introduction

PC Exercises

Massage & warm down

RECOMMENDED

Workout Introduction

Recommended daily workout

PENILE HEALTH

Harder Erections

Control Premature Ejaculation

Curvature Straightening

Vitamins & Herbs

i was only into the woman thing becasue of mind controll, i into this thing becasue its a work out man, all you dudes that want the massive cock, like nihils can have it, beg your ass, and i will send the book to you, normally this info would cost 100'a.

ow and any chicky babes tat want it for your man, their is some cool female participation in this 'workout', it yours.

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totally nearly 8 and a half inches
and growing thanks to my hacking skills


 #2 
Old 2001-06-15, 20:47
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Umm, I remember someone posting a link to that site a lil while back, it's not a for-pay site
 #3 
Old 2001-06-16, 01:26
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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suzi suzi suzi girl, you have ruined the all intelligent nerdy image i had of your brain, the info you have to pay to get you bimbo, not the site, gee woman, i was just starting to, fantasizE about you too.

lol

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totally nihilistic

[This message has been NOT BEEN edited by Matius BUT WAS, AND I AM GONA PUNCH ITS HEAD IN (edited 06-16-2001).]

[This message has been edited by nihilistic (edited 06-17-2001).]
 #4 
Old 2001-06-16, 03:07
Kameron Kameron is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by nihilistic:

Curvature Straightening



Why would you want it straightened, it's better for the women with a curve, "rubs more interesting places" and "makes it more filling". Those are both quotes from differnet girls I know so keep the curve if your lucky enough to have one


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Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)
 #5 
Old 2001-06-16, 03:53
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=-) well, sounds very intersesting

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 #6 
Old 2001-06-16, 05:06
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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nup, that can be usefull but it better to have the DEEP penertration every now and then, like when you do really long and sustained thrusts,

see how that makes them feel better,

when you deeply penerate the whole way up, hence why girls finger them selves as well as play with their clits, for that deep feeling,

i use my prince alberts to hit the curve,

i have two of them, and i feel the metal through in and out my flesh, and they feel it on the sides when they thrust.

any ways, black metalers(myself) dont like talking to goths, as for obvoius reasons,

and no i am not going to explain or go into it.

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 #7 
Old 2001-06-16, 08:10
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Hey Nihilist,

If I give you a P.O. box here in the states will you mail a copy to me? My birthday is coming up and I think I'll allow myself to party this time around...
 #8 
Old 2001-06-16, 09:00
Z3m Z3m is offline
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If only this sort of thing worked.
 #9 
Old 2001-06-16, 09:52
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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muuuuhhaaaaarraaarr

sup man ?(lokil), i can send it through the email,its all there, PROVEN WAYS and exercises, its like a fucking workout, all these cool things you can do with your cock,

i just now thought of this cool game im gonna play, as i have just finshed playing with some electrons, you know the deal man, and i have these hoes i want to test it on, they will be here soon,

and im gonna play the grey hound racing game
im gonna grab the top off this champaine bottle and twist it around my slong like a fucken harness man, and so i have some rains etc, then with my pance down around my ankles, as they will have theirs down too, hop and race them to the other side.

then maybe play with their pussies, and
tits,
you know what happens to woman when they get on the go fast,

i have to slap them to stop biting when they suck cock, i am gonna get both of them to get into each other, since the other bitch is her best friend, ill start with a hug, then kiss, on the check, then pump them full of meth, and fuck them.

ooow muuhaaar, z3m, my pot smoking mellow self confessed hater of every one, and them him,

lamb, sorry i mean dude, this shit is proven, and the execises are really cool, its all there, man i dont wanna convince you of any thing that i post, just give you oppertunity to judge for your self, and i KNOW you havent seen this shit.

any way man, arnt i still piss'd at you for some thin? or is it lokil, nah it you man, what the fuck.

you need all the help you can get hoss!!

lol

lokil, give me an email address to send it too, and it yours man, plus i thought you were gonna ask me to send crystal through the mail, i dont do that bro.
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 #10 
Old 2001-06-16, 17:06
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by nihilistic:
nup, that can be usefull but it better to have the DEEP penertration every now and then, like when you do really long and sustained thrusts,



its usless to have a long strait dick , and deep penetration does dick all cuz a woman cant feel eney joy usually after the first 2-3 inches...

and all thows teqneuks are simple , your dick is a muscial..am i right?....your arms are musciles...how do u make ur arms bigger?...WORK THE MUSCILE OUT
dont streach it (it causes a limp stringy noodle)
and it also has to do with your blood circulation , if you can get a lotta blood rushhin , youll get a big fatty...
 #11 
Old 2001-06-17, 05:46
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Um well either you're talking out your ass, or there are two identical sites out there. I remember someone posting a link to a site with all those kinds of info, and being the curious sort, read a couple of the pages. All about stuff like giving yourself foreskin again and making it longer and bigger by doing exercises.
 #12 
Old 2001-06-17, 07:27
Cykat Cykat is offline
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whats wroing with goths?
It is possible to be goth without haing the entire, "oh i thikn im a vampire" bullshit going on. Im a testament to that. granted most are pathetic, vampire wanna-be's who dress like they are dead and sleep in coffins, but they are delusional little bastards who will eventually learn... someday

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 #13 
Old 2001-06-17, 07:40
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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suzi girl,,lol, goto penilesecrets.com and see of your six foot nerd ass can hack into the site.

shouldent you be playing a pc game anyways?,.

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 #14 
Old 2001-06-17, 15:35
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Err no. Shouldn't you be fucking a sheep?
 #15 
Old 2001-06-17, 18:29
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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nihilistic


why do u need to hack into a penis site?

are you that small in the pants...
 #16 
Old 2001-06-18, 02:37
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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suzi, ow that hurt, a nerding six foot, lamb has called me (never surprises) what i think of your existance,.

bravo, suzi, you bimbo.
go back to lunar lambs or what ever the fuck you play with.

and big bop what ever, humour me fairy, i find alot of stuff out for different resons that i coldent give two of your teeth to tell about, i am so far nearyl 8 and half inches, i doubt your tiny tim is bigger than that so humour mate, and ask some one else your bitchy questions lamb.

lol
 #17 
Old 2001-06-18, 07:00
MAJIC_187 MAJIC_187 is offline
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url ->www.penilefitness.com/member_area/

same fuckin excercises

my new nick is BIGDICKMAJIC

lol...
 #18 
Old 2001-06-18, 07:10
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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different shit lamb,

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 #19 
Old 2001-06-18, 22:42
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Ow.. you called me a bimbo and a nerd in the same post.. how does that work?
 #20 
Old 2001-06-18, 23:22
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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quote:


and big bop what ever, humour me fairy, i find alot of stuff out for different resons that i coldent give two of your teeth to tell about, i am so far nearyl 8 and half inches, i doubt your tiny tim is bigger than that so humour mate, and ask some one else your bitchy questions lamb.

lol



alot of guys say that "oh yeh my cocks bigger...its 1000inches long..oh yeh ...ar ar ar"
meanwhile back in small town...you wake up and realize your just a bad lyer..

im not tryin to say your small or big , its just you must have alot of time on your hands to hack into some penis site...

oh well..your life..your penis...
 #21 
Old 2001-06-19, 03:14
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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i dont live in a small town i live in the subconcious of the cliques of galere that cast the malediction on you puppets

suz, maybe you are more of a bimbo
then a nerd, damm.

lol
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 #22 
Old 2001-06-19, 04:12
wolverine51 wolverine51 is offline
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So this explains the big pink ring around your neck! You're a DICKHEAD! All this time I thought it was a turtle neck sweater! BTW, when will everyone learn that size doesn't matter? As the old saying goes-"Its not the size of the boat, its the motion of the ocean!"

-Wolverine51-
 #23 
Old 2001-06-19, 06:14
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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ooo bwhahahahhha thats what dudes with tiny cocks say lamb

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahah

ahhhh ahahhaa bwbnaahaaaha
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 #24 
Old 2001-06-19, 14:09
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Either way Nihil, how would you know if I was a bimbo, or a nerd, or a totally gorgeous, intelligent and talented woman?

You wouldn't.
 #25 
Old 2001-06-19, 18:34
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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*eats popcorn* *watches*
 #26 
Old 2001-06-19, 21:19
cruelz69 cruelz69 is offline
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http://penilesecrets.com/member_area/


Shit man thats really hard to hack into, and u probably fucking payed to get into that site.You can "hack" most sites like that, and besides u can hack into any sites with telnet.
 #27 
Old 2001-06-20, 09:42
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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i got your hacking knowledge right here lamb,

ohhh,

there you are.


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 #28 
Old 2001-06-20, 09:51
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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its time for nihil to talk.

the reason i did this, was as of the other site, to SHOW YOU THE DECEPTION YOU ARE CONTROLLED BY.

FIRST OF ALL. the way people use manipulation to attract the opperate sex.

NOW, look at all the dudes that emailed me wanting this infomation,

lokil, bro your off the hook, you get off lightly.(your are allowed to have oone for what ever reason, why, becasue i said so lol)

look at how the image, and mind controll alters your WORTH, you must have a big cock, to be surperiour and or accepted.

hahahaha, sux it lambs, i just proved it,

okay i wont be an arse, nah i aint gonna finish what i want to say,

womans image of the male penis, has you all under enslave ment,

SO SUFFER LAMBS.

sorry, i was gonna say some thin else but i can be fucked.

spiffy, hand me some corn man,
lol
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 #29 
Old 2001-06-21, 00:14
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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*stick's his fatty in nihil's mouth , in hopes that he would shut up about this gay topic*

*then slaps the fuck out of him for sucking to hard*


 #30 
Old 2001-06-21, 00:35
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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LAUGHS MY ARSE OFF AT YOUR OVER SIZED CLIT

bitch slaps the lamb, then fists his arse

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 #31 
Old 2001-06-21, 03:51
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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tiz not my fault as a woman that men are obsessed with their penis size.. don't lay that crap on me
 #32 
Old 2001-06-21, 06:58
WatChHoWiBurN WatChHoWiBurN is offline
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nihilistic sounds like he knows what hes talking about....bet he'd be a good fuck..

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 #33 
Old 2001-06-21, 17:01
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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quote:
Originally posted by nihilistic:
LAUGHS MY ARSE OFF AT YOUR OVER SIZED CLIT

bitch slaps the lamb, then fists his arse




are you dun yet with ur mom , its my turn..
 #34 
Old 2001-06-21, 17:04
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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sorry i had to add this...

totally nihilistic?
lamb?

could theze be the maiting calls of a looser...

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 #35 
Old 2001-06-21, 19:59
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lol

Nihil is winning
 #36 
Old 2001-06-21, 22:21
XFILES ADDICT XFILES ADDICT is offline
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what duh hell would a woman do with a retarded NILHILIstic dick , 8 inches or do you mean 4 inches if you use it twice u r so full of shit

i sure the women out there got better taste than to give their time , to a sticky handed fella like you
 #37 
Old 2001-06-22, 05:23
WatChHoWiBurN WatChHoWiBurN is offline
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haha i think some of you males are way jealous....

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 #38 
Old 2001-06-23, 03:51
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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it wouldent matter suz even if you some how gave out the impression that your loyalties lie in cocks sizes like mine and lokils.(lol)

reason is, its the MALES REACTION, self realisation dick-tates the reality,

the men carry on like this, so who is at fault, is it the woman for entertaining this thought, or is it the male for

making it a reality for him SELF?

suz, why do you judge me,
do you hate me?
if it makes you feel good, then so be it, i can take it.

hey burn, i would like to fondle and give you hours of fore play, and then caress and rest your forehead, then hug, cuddle, and do what ever you wanted me too.

becasue i know what woman really enjoy,
and how to give it too them, hehe

hey lambs, yeah you guys,
, i have your reactive minds in my controll,

i dictate the digrees of your misey ,
and envy, and make your weakness manifest.
you are but a by product of my insults to you,

but yet, your significance remains NIHIL.

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 #39 
Old 2001-06-23, 14:27
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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I don't hate you nihil, I object to the assumptions and accusations you make about me, especially when you have no possible way of knowing if the things you accuse me of are true.
 #40 
Old 2001-06-23, 15:18
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Hailz Nihil, man you really know how to wind and torture these poor lambs, when will they learn. Listen lambs aint you all had enuff of being fisted and fucked and sodemized for 1 lifetime or do you want more. Yeah all you little followers walk the path of sodemization and understand that other people are in control of your destiny and you are being told what do do and you cant break the everlasting grip of true raw power which is forever holding you baby lambs down. You have had the opportunity to break out of the mould and become an individual but instead you remain tied to a life of everlasting misfortune to be fisted, fucked and sodemized. You know it to be true baby lambs.
 #41 
Old 2001-06-23, 23:22
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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is "lamb" some code word?..
nhile why do u always have to lye bout ur small little dingy?..


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 #42 
Old 2001-06-24, 01:09
WatChHoWiBurN WatChHoWiBurN is offline
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don't tease nihil

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 #43 
Old 2001-06-24, 03:49
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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ahrr woodzy, inspiration and motervation, as only your understanding effects me, inspired me to wright some thoughts of this, it is in, two spurious generalities posts, the cut here, and another,not by me,

suzi , would it matter, if you were any of these things, that were maybe so,

why should that effect you, if you be your self, and have your own mind, (too much detail) then i wouldent, and any vanity be relative at all.

damn-fuck it

dont you truly have any idea about me, i dont think you do, you know woman, what ever, ill just forget about, it , and you can just ignore me on this bourd, like you obviously, have,

thanks suz, your awe inspiring(not your fault-societies) personality, has made my connection with woman, all that more interesting. thanks girl, really.damn

sorry suz, i aploisgise, a word that society holds its weight on your feeling(soory), there you go suz, soory suzigirl, sorry, ,

for fuck. fuking , fuck sake, .

hey watch, sorry too late, heheh, check the orgaism post chicky babe.

big donger, or what ever, man, if you really wish for me to prove my cock size, i will,

but man, i dont see how you should worry about your penis, what about where my fist has been.

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 #44 
Old 2001-06-24, 19:58
bigsnoopdeezy bigsnoopdeezy is offline
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no thanks bud..i wont be lookin..
 #45 
Old 2001-06-25, 14:59
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Nihil, it doesn't affect me, just annoys me because it's so pointless and stupid.
 
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