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Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here.

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Old 2001-05-20, 00:12
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Default woody, honey, sweetie....

quote:
Originally posted by Kameron:

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Why the fuck would I want to be like you.
~Kameron
Totally Kameron




One last thing b4 i go, see kameron you are trying your hardest to be like Nihilistic. That is Nihil`s saying and you are copying it. Dont you realize this or are you totally dumb. See you are trying to put long postings and trying so hard to be like Nihil but your posting is just your attempt to try and take the piss but it dident work did it, see how you are copying eh, stop being a copycat and work off your own initiative, yer copycat xmas fairy. Anyway my point is proved now 100% so goodnight little boys and girls and dont forget to get your mammmy or daddy to tuck you in and leave the light on.
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Old 2001-05-20, 00:20
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

See what are you kameron, a little copycat huh so dont even reply to this and just go away because i like originality not copycats. Well thats it im off to watch a good video and get drunk as fuck and laugh at you. Goodnight, sleep tight, mind the bed bugs dont bite. Haaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr lmao lmao lmao x 1000 wwwwwwwwwaaaaaarrrrrrrr. Yer little girlie poofters go change yer piss stained drawers and go take yer face for a shit.
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Old 2001-05-20, 00:26
Kameron Kameron is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

Yes, That's right woody.

That post is in his style.

It was suppose to be in that style.

That is because I was making a point.

That's why we all use your clever little catch phrases you sad little microserf.

You have just demonstrated that you couldn't think his way out of a paper bag.


*Jumps around wildly*

Gets woody fired from McDonald's for having a short attention span.

He just doesn't get it does he.
Oh well it'll just have to be a joke among ourselfs them.

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~Kameron
Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)
 #4 
Old 2001-05-20, 00:52
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

quote:
Originally posted by Kameron:

That is because I was making a point.




What point are you trying to make because i must be missing something here, are you trying to make a point by being a copycat. Anyway shut up yer little bitch.
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Old 2001-05-20, 15:28
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

WAAAAAAAAA BWHAHAHAHAHHA

*ALL HAIL WOODZY*


BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA, OHHHHHHHHHH!!!


WAAAAAAA....BWHAHAHAHA AOWWWW OHHHHHHH WAAAA
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Old 2001-05-20, 15:53
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

Cheers Nihil m8, Hows you man I checked that link out man and it is FUCKIN GOOD, I owe you one m8. Well i think il sodomize these little people for a little bit yeah.
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Old 2001-05-20, 16:12
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

Hello my fellow totsiers here is a transcript from a tape recording i made when my little bitch Sckbch was at my house the other night and this is how the conversation went:-

Woody
"Hey yer little bitch - come here"

Sckbch
"Please dont hurt me woody"

Woody
I said get over here yer little bitch and sit on my knee"

Sckbch
"I will do anything for you woody"

Woody
Get me a fuckin can of beer out the refridgerator"

Sckbch
"I cant be bothered woody darling"

Woody
"Dont call me darling, yer just my little toy now GET ME A FUCKIN BEER"

Sckbch
"Sorry woody I will get you one now"

Woody
"Well hurry up yer little bitch"

Sckbch
"There you go woody Im sorry for saying i couldent be bothered"

Woody
"Just make sure it dont happen again or il slap yer fuckin head untill yer ears bleed"

Sckbch
"Dont hit me again woody please i beg you"

Woody
"Iv got some friends coming round tonight for a few beers and you be extra nice to them you hear"

Sckbch
"What do you mean woody"

Woody
"Listen to me yer little fairy cock boy dont fuckin mess wiv me or you will go back in that cage"

Sckbch
"May i ask humbly who is coming round"

Woody (With a wicked grin on his face and laughing)
"Errr Nihil and a couple of others"

Sckbch (With total terror on his girlie face)
"OH NO Im really in for it"

Woody
"Yeah you know it dont you, anyway bend over now while i let the dog in"

Sckbch
"I beg you woody not the dog again please preety please"

Woody
"Shut up yer bitch and bend over"

Sckbch (Bends over while woody lets the dog in"

Woody (Talking to the dog)
"Hey Rex fuck that little bitch, come on boy doggie fashion his shit pipe aaahhhhh"

Sckbch (AAAAAHHHHHHH)
"Its come in me again woody im going to have puppies"

Woody
"Down Rex down, go on shoo get out, Now you little xmas fairy GET IN THAT FUCKIN CAGE cos my friends will be round shortly"

Phwoooorrrrrrrrrr hahhaaaarrarharrahharrrrr phworrrr bwharrrarrr
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Old 2001-05-20, 17:40
Kameron Kameron is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

quote:
I posted: That is because I was making a point.


That your really stupid.
I though may be you couldn't see it in your own posts so I did a parody so you could see how stupid it is.

But looks like the northern monkey should go back to his ful time job as goalie for the darts team.

Your signal-to-noise ratio is epsilon and whats that shitty post about not replying in under 11 minutes. Fuck that I've got better things to do.
You sat there punching the refresh button didn't you. Now that is fucking sad.
If your IQ was two points higher you'd be able to grunt then we could continue this converstion.
Don't expect anymore replies.


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Old 2001-05-20, 21:44
Suziegirl Suziegirl is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

Kam = rocks.. I'd give up too if I were you.. It's like throwing cream buns at a brick wall and hoping they make an impact, trying to actually make a point to nihil and woody..
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Old 2001-05-21, 16:24
sckbch sckbch is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

I got a hard on reading that. Seriously.
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Old 2001-05-22, 02:39
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

quote:
Originally posted by sckbch:
you politically correct bitchkids


quote:
Originally posted by Spiffy Mc Bang:*watches a 300 pound drunk guy dump a beer on Lokil's head*


I was being sarcastic, I hate fags, kill 'em all

 #12 
Old 2001-05-22, 02:40
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Downey California
Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

I ain't a bitchkid

Spiffy, as usual, you suck
 #13 
Old 2001-05-22, 03:05
sckbch sckbch is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

I'm still horny. Damn.
 #14 
Old 2001-05-22, 03:38
Spiffy McBang Spiffy McBang is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

Yeah, I suck. Now lemme make you learn how to suck.

*strips naked and chases Lokil around the stadium*
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Old 2001-05-22, 09:36
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

*runs*

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Old 2001-05-22, 12:21
nihilistic nihilistic is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

*cannot controll his laughter,*

waaaaaa whahaahahaaaaa
*woodzy is the knig of sodomy*

*bows *

i still got tears in my eyes after reading that mate ohhhhh haaaaar, lol
bwwaaaaahahwahahahahwhahaw


muuuuhhhaaaarraa-waaaaaa
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Old 2001-05-22, 15:50
sckbch sckbch is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

See imbecile type. See imbecile laugh. Now look at the imbecile running. Run, imbecile, run!!
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Old 2001-05-22, 20:05
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

quote:
Originally posted by sckbch:
I got a hard on reading that. Seriously.


I bet yer did me little fairy, were you trying to wank over that eh !! Oh you fag wait till you come to my house again oh you will be in for a treat little boy, im going to dress you up so neat little boy and seems as though you maybe to start developing some tits iv bought you a little bra ooooohhhh aint that nice my little bitch yep im going to fill your little bum up wiv loads of cream and im going to pour yoghurt in my anal canal and make you lick it out. You little girlie poofter im going to piss on you and shit all over yer little weedy body. Ooooooohhhhhh wank over that me little dear.

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Old 2001-05-22, 20:14
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

Woody replies to kamerons postings with a smirky grin and replies "Shut up yer little bitch" Anyway heres a web site that i think you should check out cos its right up your street, www.gay-fairy-faggott-ass-bitches.com
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Old 2001-05-22, 21:07
sckbch sckbch is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

oooh, I'd like that, but i don't think I want to wait till you develop some pubs, honey.
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Old 2001-05-22, 21:44
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Ooooohhhhhh sck im going to dress you up and put some nice frilly pink knickers on you and finger yer little ass. Phwoorrrrr yer looking forward to that eh me little girlie gay boy. Yer going to have to let us totsiers know when yer nuts have dropped. Hey guess what Rex is here and he`s looking forward to seeing you again huhhhaaarrrrrphwoooorrrrrrrrrrrbwhahahaha HA HA HAR lol (Whistle Whistle) Here rex wheres the little bitch eh come on boy. Anyway he had to go to the vets today cos you passed an infection on to him and now he got green stuff dribbling from him. Yeah you been getting yer fudge packed behind our backs havent yer. Well next time yer in that cage im taking the straw up and you will have no bed to lie on will yer.
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Old 2001-05-22, 21:55
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Sckbch I dident know that your house is so fuckin dirty your vacume cleaner is a 4 wheel drive.
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Old 2001-05-22, 22:27
sckbch sckbch is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

"Ooooohhhhhh sck im going to dress you up and put some nice frilly pink knickers on you and finger yer little ass."

and you said you weren't gay.

"me little girlie gay boy"

yeah, you little girlie gay boy.

"Anyway he had to go to the vets today cos you passed an infection on to him and now he got green stuff dribbling from him."

i think it was you, next time don't drink the whole bottle of zima, dipshit. remember, you shoving all that play-dough up your dogs ass? look under your nails.

"Yeah you been getting yer fudge packed behind our backs havent yer."

yeah, i've been packing fudge behind your back...

"Sckbch I dident know that your house is so fuckin dirty your vacume cleaner is a 4 wheel drive."

yeah, you live, and you learn that some are better off than you...
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Old 2001-05-22, 22:47
WoodyWoodpecker WoodyWoodpecker is offline
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Shut up yer little bitch coz you will get a anal cavity stretch as i will give you nice root for an enema mmmmmmm yer will like that wouldent yer. Just remember i tape record everything so if all yer secrets were to come out then other fellow totsiers wont talk to you anymore. Anyway isent Sckbch an abbreviation for Sick Bitch and hey do you really enjoy taking a shit, does it remind you of some fine root. Not my fault you masterbate while taking a shit (Weird or what) Well im off for the evening im going to shag my woman and you toddle off to read Vanity fair or some nice girlie magazine. Go on toddle off go put yer mascara and lipstick on and maybe yer will get a nice root ooooohhhhhhh. When you said you were into gentle love i dident know it meant you had heamorroids. bwhhahahahahphworrrrr hhaaaa ahum ahum bwahaaahahahahalolhhaaararrr cough splutter ahem oh man.
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Old 2001-05-22, 22:51
sckbch sckbch is offline
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Default Re: woody, honey, sweetie....

weren't you looking to post in the "i'm eleven" forum?
 
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