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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2001-05-12, 21:04
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My son is gay
My son Sckbch is gay, I dont know if he told you but he is only 12 and really really gay.
He has never seen a fanny and does not know what one is. To be quite honest he would shit his frilly little knickers if he saw one.
He is my son and although im ashamed of him I do still love him sort of but I only wish he would stop fantasizing about big cocks up his ass.
I felt mostly ashamed of him when I caught him with another boy and was charging him $5 for a good time. His ambition is to be a full time slack whore male prostitute and make $100 dollars a week so he can buy kinky underwear and leathers and gas masks and subscribe to Sadie Stern mag.
He plays with his cock in the night and wanks off to totse because he likes to be told he is a bitch. I bought him a male blow up doll and a new dildo just to keep him happy.
So please be nice to him folks and keep him happy because he crys a lot but you have to excuse him because he is not a man yet.
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#2
 2001-05-12, 21:44
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Re: My son is gay
this just screams nihil
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#3
 2001-05-12, 22:02
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Re: My son is gay
I think that's the point.
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#4
 2001-05-13, 03:25
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Re: My son is gay
BWWBWWWAAAAWAGAGGGAAAWWWWWHWHHAHAHAHHA WAW WAAAAWAWAHHAHAAAAAAAAHAHAA
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAH HHHAAAA WAW HAHAHAH HHHAA AAHAHHAAAAAARARAAAAA
shit man, i still got tears in my eyes, i think some one else hatez the bch as i doo,
i gotta shout this dude a beer.
bar room, spiff and any one else.
PAULINE WASENT ME, and THIS IS NOT FUCKNG ME i dont invent nicks.
i have only ever invented one, and he was called mr vanguard, and he was fighting for free speech. plus i admitted i did.
END OF STORY, LAMBS.
ps, sch bch, so you gay huh??
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahahahahhahahahahahahahhaah
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#5
 2001-05-13, 04:59
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Re: My son is gay
Hey, till it's proven otherwise, I believe you.. frankly, considering the number of posts you put up, I don't think you'd have time to post with all these other names too.. besides, I wouldn't be surprised if it was someone trying to get more people to dislike you. (And yeah, I realize you don't care.. wouldn't stop some people. Oh well.)
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#6
 2001-05-13, 09:11
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Re: My son is gay
Couldn't be Nihil. He actually used correct spelling and punctuation which is impossible for his illiterate ass...
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#7
 2001-05-13, 12:08
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Re: My son is gay
cool spiff, you understand man, i want the same respect i treat you guys with, i wouldent lie to you guys so i EXPECT YOU GUYS not to lie to me.
xen, well what do we have here lamb,
The allure of open flesh aching for your ravenous tongue
Blood, skin, brain pulp, bitter discharge converging in your mouth Stew of the Forbidden Fruits of Earth and Hell Embrace Obscenity and Kiss the Eruption of Destruction you fucking lamb.
and spell this lamb.
*show his ass*
sch bch,
its cool bro,
you can come out of the closert,
bwhahahahahhahhahahaahahh
dont get the wrong idea bch, i was showing my ass as a disdain gesture, not for you. you fag. butt plug,
you
a fag
have been talking to me all this time you cum bucket -shit i feel dirty, and odd, . --------------------------- nihili mother fucken lstic lambs.
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#8
 2001-05-13, 12:16
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Re: My son is gay
Hey folks at totse. Sorry if I have offended anyone but I feel you must know the truth about my son Sckbch.
If Nihil is getting the blame for this let me apologise to you personally man, because it is not him. I am Sckbch`s dad unfortunatly, (Ahh if only we could have had a normal child one who I could go have a beer with) but he is happy enough just playing with his barbie doll and dressing her up and wishing he could be like her.
Do you know folks that when he was born he was so ugly the midwife slapped me. He has that many spots and warts a blindman can read his face.
But I love him sort of but it costs me a fortune to buy him dresses and the prices of bra`s and knickers he needs because he is incontinent is ridiculous.
If you would like to know more secrets about my shame of a son just let me know.
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#9
 2001-05-13, 12:33
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Re: My son is gay
Fuckin hell its took me 20 mins to write this i fuckin lmfao fuckin ribs are bastard killing me. So he is gay i fuckin knew it i dident think he was into being a transvestite and he is only 12. That explains his actions by fuckin about wiv peoples postings editing them and that. Why is it that Nihilistic gets the blame for everything have you realized it most likely is sckbch dad coz if he was my son i would do the same. I feel sorry for his poor mum as well fancy having something like that popping out ya fanny yuk reminds me of that film alien. best laugh iv had in ages
[This message has been edited by WoodyWoodpecker (edited 05-13-2001).]
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#10
 2001-05-13, 15:28
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Re: My son is gay
"full time slack whore male prostitute"
Hey sckbch, that's what i wanna be too!
Wanna compare notes?
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#11
 2001-05-13, 22:42
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Re: My son is gay
This is a drawing taken from an actual photograph spanking my son Sckbch for being a naughty boy and staying up till 10pm when he should have been in bed. 
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#12
 2001-05-13, 22:47
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Sckbch`s Dad 
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Re: My son is gay
You see I love my son Sckbch and this is me bathing him and making sure he is nice and clean for school. 
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#13
 2001-05-14, 02:30
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nihilistic 
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Re: My son is gay
bwhahahaha ah ah ahahahahahhaaha
man your killen me sch bch's dad, wahahahwahwahahahwbwahwhahwa
shit man, i need to go lay down for a while.
bwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahhaahhh
waaaaaaahaaaaaaaaawweeeeebwhahahahahaa
bwaaaaaaa
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#14
 2001-05-14, 15:40
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Re: My son is gay
amusing. teach an idiot how whistle, and he'll never shut up.
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#15
 2001-05-15, 04:43
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Re: My son is gay
*reads all sckbch's dad's illustrated posts with a faint smile*
*reads sckbch's SINGLE LINE POST and defacates self in fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Oh my... so little effort... so much effect.
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#16
 2001-05-15, 18:28
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othium 
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Re: My son is gay
I think it's woody wood pecker who is posting as the papa of sckbch.
------------------ cogito, ergo sum
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#17
 2001-05-15, 18:35
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Re: My son is gay
...What does gay mean?
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#18
 2001-05-15, 19:57
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Sckbch`s Dad 
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Re: My son is gay
Correct zamundo othium, yeah its me Woody, sckbch shouldent be messing wiv peoples posts then i wouldent have to resort to creating a nick, anyway it was a fuckin laugh if anything lol.
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#19
 2001-05-15, 20:11
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Re: My son is gay
idiots tend to laugh at their own creations. often so.
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#20
 2001-05-15, 22:20
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Re: My son is gay
Well thank you very much sck for that comment, duly noted, enuff said.
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#21
 2001-05-15, 22:26
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Re: My son is gay
well, someone had to tell you, idiot.
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#22
 2001-05-16, 03:24
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Re: My son is gay
they need a forum dealing with personal vendettas so as not to clutter the forums with actual subjects with CRAP. ps--nihilistic, PLEASE utilize the lovely spell check feature with which we have been so thoughtfully provided. it's there for people like you.
------------------ Beer is poetry.
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#23
 2001-05-16, 12:56
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Re: My son is gay
Personally I find this whole situation rather amusing
------------------ Anna's Law: You can't fall off the florr. Boldly going nowhere. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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#24
 2001-05-16, 15:29
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nihilistic 
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Re: My son is gay
WAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA
OHHHHHHH WAHAHAHAHABBWHAHAHAHAHAAHHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
*bows to woodzy*
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa
waaaaaaa bwhahahahahahahaha bwhahahhahaahh
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#25
 2001-05-16, 18:08
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Re: My son is gay
This is the most I've laughed in atleast a week.
lol lol those are some fucked up pictures.. heheh
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#26
 2001-05-16, 18:12
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Re: My son is gay
you know, I was thinking, woody rummaging through gay sites....looking at the pictures, salivating, hoping....
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#27
 2001-05-16, 18:45
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Re: My son is gay
WAAAAAAAAAA BWAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAA OHHHHHHH WAHAHAHAHABBWHAHAHAHAHAAHHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA BWHAHAHAHAHAAHAH
*bows to sckbch*
bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaa
waaaaaaa bwhahahahahahahaha bwhahahhahaahh
------------------------- nihil the fucking lamb
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#28
 2001-05-16, 20:28
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Re: My son is gay
Ah look at you gay bent fuckers you trying so so hard to be like Nihil. Oh you are so sad living in your fantasy worlds where you dress up with dipers and shit your knickers. You frilly little fairy cunts.
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#29
 2001-05-16, 20:31
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Re: My son is gay
well, you're the one with suppressed feelings, snookums.... just turn around, bend over and spread your cheeks...it won't hurt, I promise. I'll make you a real man, no need to look for more gay pictures, come out of that closet honey, put your best lipstick on, be my crew slut, I'll buy you a pizza.
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#30
 2001-05-16, 20:34
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Re: My son is gay
Lokil and sckbch fairy fuckers, oooohhh go to your mama and lick her pissflaps like good little boys and prance around like rudolf valentino ooohhh you fairy puffs.
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#31
 2001-05-16, 20:42
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sckbch 
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Re: My son is gay
hey woody, want some hot muffin for breakfast?
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#32
 2001-05-16, 21:44
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Re: My son is gay
I just want to say that these postings are hilarious and all the guys involved are pretty damn funny.
------------------ Anna's Law: You can't fall off the florr. Boldly going nowhere. You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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#33
 2001-05-16, 22:16
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Re: My son is gay
Dude, he offered you a fucking pizza! Take it! He's being nice!
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#34
 2001-05-16, 23:14
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Re: My son is gay
I do it just for the pizza LOL
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#35
 2001-05-17, 00:15
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WoodyWoodpecker 
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Re: My son is gay
I would take the pizza but that puff aint getting up my ass, I aint goin to die of aids like that faggot cunt getting full of big spots and cancer skin
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#36
 2001-05-17, 00:45
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Re: My son is gay
What are you sayin.....Woody suckapecker. Oh and it figures that woody woodpecer's your hero.
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#37
 2001-05-17, 00:55
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Re: My son is gay
Totse needs a flame forum again.
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#38
 2001-05-17, 17:37
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Re: My son is gay
woody, don't talk with your mouth full.
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#39
 2001-05-18, 00:42
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Re: My son is gay
Yeah a flame forem would be a splendid idea so me and Nihil can truly sodemize these fairys and toy wiv them. Sckbch go put yer dummy back in yer mouth fairy boy and shut the fuck up cunt
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#40
 2001-05-18, 01:07
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Re: My son is gay
You sound alot like a certain nihilistic.
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#41
 2001-05-18, 06:18
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Re: My son is gay
*brings the camel out of retirement*
*shaves Woody's head*
*lubes it up*
*inserts it into the camels anus*
*rapes Woody with a strap-on cactus*
Alright, who's got the napalm enema-bags?
*sigh*
Just like the old days.
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#42
 2001-05-18, 15:57
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Re: My son is gay
gee, I bet woody would like you to re-trace your steps and start all over with treatment again...I luv his tight ass.....
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#43
 2001-05-18, 18:35
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Re: My son is gay
I hate to narc on someone, but I thought I saw RC doing naughty things with the toxic waste.. maybe he's using them in an unwholesome and profane manner..
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#44
 2001-05-19, 17:40
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quote: Originally posted by sckbch: I luv his tight ass.....
I bet you do, do me a favour sck and take your little party dress off. oooohhhh oooohhh you little xmas tree fairy ponce poncing around with lokil ooooohhhh yer little gay poofter`s.
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#45
 2001-05-19, 22:27
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this is getting gay.
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#46
 2001-05-19, 22:29
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Ha Ha You must feel gutted
hope you like my signiture
------------------ God Invented Adam and Eve Not Adam And Steve!
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#47
 2001-05-21, 16:26
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oh indeed it is getting gay, shall we escort ourselves to the little boys' room??
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#48
 2001-05-22, 01:58
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woody yer really nihil's little spaniel aren't you? Why dont you just fuck off you are about as funny as cot death.
listen............ that is the sound of no one laughing
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#49
 2001-05-22, 12:30
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i think cott death is funny lamb,
just like you when your tryen to be serious.
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#50
 2001-05-26, 21:40
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what began as quite funny has now turned redundant...but props to the involved parties, and a flame forum would be a good idea...and why the severe hatred for homos? wouldnt it be worse to be a bigot? PLUR
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