question for the guys--okay, so i'm really really horny and i have no boyfriend at the moment and i need to get laid. the problem is that after i fuck a guy i usually avoid his calls or whatnot because i don't want him to get attached and start bothering me. how can i make an effective booty call to one of these guys without insulting him or being too obvious as to my intentions?

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Beer is poetry.

be obvious,we love it
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there is no spoon

call me.

Pick a guy who you think will actually listen when you say, "I JUST want sex", and take your chances.

Of course, it's also important to say, "I JUST want sex", or something to that effect..

Well, come to think of it, most guys will still screw it up. Good luck.

okay, so afterwards, how do i say "don't call me" without being rude? guys are so fucking clingy, especially if i've given them head. i wish i could have like a regular fuck partner, but guys get all emotional and shit and i don't have the time or the energy for boyfriend upkeep.

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Beer is poetry.

lostmind, for all you know, i could be 483 pounds and covered all over with a thick coat of dark hair. would you still want me to call you? (this is of course purely theoretical, 'cause i'm HOT )

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Beer is poetry.

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Originally posted by lekdmb:
lostmind, for all you know, i could be 483 pounds and covered all over with a thick coat of dark hair. would you still want me to call you? (this is of course purely theoretical, 'cause i'm HOT )

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Yes, I'd still want you to call me.



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Sic biscuitus disintegrat!
(That's the way the cookie crumbles!)

Like I said, most guys'll still screw it up.. Amazing how the ones that can handle it are the ones that can't find the girls who just want a fuck partner, heh..

But, anyway, most guys have this possessive streak in 'em, and they can't handle just bonking and letting the girl go her own way, even if they swear up and down they can. The best I can offer is to pick the most mature, uninvolved guy that you know, and try to decide if he can handle it. If you think he can, then approach him about it, and be totally straight with him. After that.. the inconsistency of human nature kicks in.. so good luck.

That is so true Spiffy. I can't find a ONE! Not one that meet my stringent standards, anyway.

Do you go home with them or the other way around?

Good thing human nature doesn't apply to me.

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You're in a laundry room, You're in a laundry room, the clue just came to you? Oh.

Me to, I just seem to have missed out on the sexual jelosey gland or what ever it is.

I think your best bet it just to say up front what the rules are. ie. one nightstand, Don't call me I'll call you but don't count on it. Try it and I'll have a restraining order slaped on you before you can say rape OK.
It can't be that difficult. I know millions of guy who would give their eye teeth for no strings sex on any terms.

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~Kameron
Carpe Aptenodytes! (Seize the Penguins!)

whether i go to their place or they come to mine depends on whether my roommate's here or not. i prefer to go to their place, though, 'cause then i can book as soon as they fall asleep. ah well, i'm trying these suggestions tonight, so i'll let you all know what happens!

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Beer is poetry.

483 pounds.

i'd still take a blowjob,

but no way you can be 483 pounds and worry about guys calling you the next day or even being clingy.

i have that problem with women.

why can't a fuck just be a fuck sometimes.

if i wanted a relationship i'd have called at 2 in the afternoon not 2 in the morning.

I dont think its wrong but i'm 17 and i have a regular fuck partner, that is 14. shes past puberty. she's my sisters friend and whenever shes horney she comes to stay the night with my sister. after the lights go out, things heat up. however she does call and talk to me frentuntly. my sister hasnt figured it out yet she will proably kill me when she finds out but hey i live by the day.

If you go to their place, leave after you're done with him. Right after. Don't make plans.

If that doesn't work, stop fucking the mimbos! They shouldn't get anything, besides.

There again, if you don't like eating fish, don't go fishing! (A variation on Robs first law "Don't open a can of worms unless you LIKE eating worms!")

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Sic biscuitus disintegrat!
(That's the way the cookie crumbles!)

well, my dears, i've just been fucked silly by a very talented young man, and i thank you for your input--as much as i like him as a friend and fuck partner, let us hope that he will NOT call me, as i employed your advice and informed him of my intentions from the start. thanks for your help!!!

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Beer is poetry.

*hides jealousy* *mutter*

So what happens if he does call you, but it's a return booty call, not a clingy-type thing?

I don't know about most men but I have 3 girls that I just sleep with and I have one that I love. The girls I sleep with I never talk to them unless they want sex. I guess its because I'm the real playboy girls if you need some just come down to Memphis TN and I will help you out

Three girls you have sex with, and one that you love..

You're missing a finger? Poor guy.

i hear the most likely way for a guy to get a booty call is from an ex-girlfriend. he already knows the lay of the land you could say. and if it was a bad breakup no messin around, just sex.

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Originally posted by Sparr:
i hear the most likely way for a guy to get a booty call is from an ex-girlfriend. he already knows the lay of the land you could say. and if it was a bad breakup no messin around, just sex.

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B.T.D.T. (and yes, I agree)



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Sic biscuitus disintegrat!
(That's the way the cookie crumbles!)

hey lek, if this works out, he could be like a fuck friend, so that whenever you get like that, you could just call him.

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actually, i don't have to worry about that particular guy anymore, as i decided to move back home for the summer instead of staying at school and am now about 315 miles away from him! as far as exes go, i've made that mistake more than once, but since i was always the one who had broken up with them, they got all attached again after we'd fuck. now that i'm back home, though, the horniness has returned!!

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Beer is poetry.

oh yeah? live anywhere near long island? *nudge nudge wink wink*

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