so what exists beside the usuall failing shit.

1,ive seem to have misplaced my number can i have yours

2. i may not be fred flinstone but i do make the bed rock!!!

3.if i said you had a beutiful body would you HOLD IT AGAINST ME

etc etc etc.

i dont use em, but hey lets see what ground we can cover hehhe, and they have to be pissed other wise it wont work dudes.

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totally nihilistic

"I'm sorry to trouble you, but could you move your foot. You are standing on my dick!"


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Sic biscuitus disintegrat!
(That's the way the cookie crumbles!)

Thats a nice dress....It would look even nicer on my bedroom floor

do you lie on you chest? ...No??...do you mind if I do?

Walk up to a bitch in a pub and say "Hey il take care of you tonight and il take care of your baby" and when she says "I aint got a baby" then you say "after iv fucked ya so hard tonight and give you a nice womb stretch you will be walking out of my house wiv a wide on and ya knickers will stick to the wall and 9 month later you will drop my baby . . . so finish ya drink off and lets go" he he he

bwhahaha, i know what pick up line will work on suz, hehe, i will when im through the usa, go through detroit where she lives, and change my appearance, and walk up to her, and ask if she knows any thing about her favorate game lunar some thing, then she will be craping on about her nerdy shit and i will be scewing more with her head, hhhhhheee

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totally nihilistic

If you come to detroit I will kick your scrawny lying ass all over the place.

You claim you make something like 1/3 mil a month selling meth, but you still havent bought a digital camera. You lying sack of shit.

Yeah, obviously that would work..

It's so cute how you like to box people up shit-inilic.. Obviously I'm a nerd because I like gaming and computers.. And equally obviously, I'm just going to fall at your feet because you're so handsome and smart.. What you're failing to appreciate however, is that little thing that you're missing.. class... and the fact that I have taste..

You didn't mention the other little thing he's missing.

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I would rather be a smartass than a dumbass

he's just a cat in schrodinger's box.

hey hey hey, u obviously forgot there is a Cat in the building..! "gmf"

another way and this one works on people you know, or made contact with that you know like you before trying it...

lick ur finger and then touch her shoulder saying."hey sweetness, let's get you out of these wet clothes. "

Or my favorite, "Hey"

prom, son... you kick my ass,

prom, ...son......

if your flesh even caresed mine,

i would grab you put you in a sleeper hold, and apply pressure to your spine with my knee, and break your decaing bone density

plus a few other things i practice.

i can make more than that if i wish.
and i have a digital camera now,

see i dont lie, so you doubting me will be even funnier, what i will do now is wait longer, and see who else can place subjective 'truths' in the face of an objective uncertianty

plus, for my fav chick, the suz,
i want to loose a few kilos and cut my pecs up a bit to impress suz,

hehe, hey sweety, i will cut up a bit for you baby, and ass beats class honey

taste?, my mind is my own........
my loyalties are mutial understanding,
melding together so the we can become an us....feelings must charactarise real experiences, and touch must be true to the self......so your partner can understand you


bwhahaha see its working already,

heheheheheh,

whats up suz, i have you already interested honey hehehehe,

i will train harder this week, and cut up some more, and post a photo only for you
babe, hehehehe.

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totally nihilistic

schrodinger(1887-1961) Austrian physicist who discovered the wave equation

since bch mentioned box and pussy in the same statement i dont see how that can fit into a physicist point of view....but hey not much comes out of bch's mouth that is really worthy to read.

Looking up one's name is one thing. Understanding his works is another. Latter obviously does not apply to you, dipshit.

I'm afraid, I'm afraid. The big bad nhilist is going to hurt me.

Dickweed.

That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course if I were where that shirt is I'd be coming too. Heh heh heh.

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Duct Tape, it binds the world together.

quote:

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Originally posted by sckbch:
Looking up one's name is one thing. Understanding his works is another. Latter obviously does not apply to you, dipshit.

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did he design your wheel chair, or was it the braces for your miget anorexic piss ant upper body,

you understand phisics, bwhahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahh

yeah i can hurt you prom, you weak little fucking lamb, more so, i can do worse,

so read my post when i first sodomized you fairy, then lets see a photo of you compared to me piss ant,

ow yes lamb, your time will come too.

read below sring beans



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profanatory irreverence

what you think-is weak
what know-is useless
what your are-is both!!!

nihilistic if u went to america, even with a
disguise on as soon as you open ya mouth eveny one will know ya an aussie

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Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.

I don't think his daddy will let him travel so far alone.

If you have a camera, post the pic already Nihilistic, I'm positively gagging to see it..

Wow... hostility!

I'll tell some of the pick up lines I've heard because that was the original intention of this discussion, I believe.

: (If you are mexican) Do you have any mexican in you? Would you like one?

: Do you use windex on your pants? Cuz I can see myself in them!

: If I made the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Oh, and I loved that Fred Flinstone about the bedrock thing! I haven't heard that one before!

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Nihilistic, a little message to you, hon: why don't you start your own little board to patronize nice people like suzi? And stay out of other boards if you're not going to stay within the discussion...

bch, hoe's your daddy, i have been sayen that since sheep fisting you lamb.

nugget, mate why have you got an ozzy slang for a name, that means shit?? and i could change my accent, suzi likes distingished cool carm and collective, but really craves the brutal take the controll and deliver thrusts with delecate effection and honorable serious feeling.

bwhahahah hey suz hey babe, hahahahah i will do any thing to pleaz you honey, i am loosing 5 kilos for my pic,for u doll hehhhe xxxxxxooo

6sweet dreams9, that was my line that you iked, so enopugh pillow talk, and get back to the crane, my whip is ready sweaty.

hey sweet dreams, lets play another game together, we lie at oppersate endz to each other and count down on our toes from 100 untill we get too........6............9 then

nah fuck that,

Oh yeah baby, I'm just drooling at the thought...

you know you want me SUZ,
i want you to wear what pauline piss flaps wears.

lol




[This message has been edited by nihilistic (edited 05-07-2001).]

What the hell happened to this forum, it was so cool for a while....
Anyway, the two best I've heard:
1) Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? Alright then, my place or yours?

[Can backfire sometimes, but if it does, what the hell kind of female do you ask out?]

2) Hi. Saw you over here, realized you are so good-looking that you've probably heard all the pick-up lines before, so can I buy you a (drink, dinner, etc.)

#2 has never failed me yet!


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Death is lighter than a feather, Duty is heavier than a mountain.