so where's the craziest or most notable place u ever masturbated or had sex?

i had a summer job last year in a museum and i jacked off in the bathroom almost every day, lol.

Depends. In the middle of a flower bed in the ornamental gardens on Rochester esplanade in the fog was pretty memorable! but then so was her mothers bedroom while her mother was downstairs watching telly.

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At a University end of term party in the mens toilet with a load of guys outside daring each other to look over which Simon eventually did.
That was stranger than Hyde park after dark or on top of a Pill Box in Wiltshire.

~Kameron
God Made Us Brothers, But Prozac Made Us Friends.

underneath the altar of mary at a cemetary while it rained.

the girl and i never got together again; although it was extremely exciting for her; it was also somewhat disturbing.

and she didn't buy my excuse that where else can you be guaranteed privacy in the middle of the night when you're still in high school living with your parents.

in the dunny on a bus with a chick i just met on that bus trip.
driveing on a country road at 160km/h
under sydney harbour bridge on new years 2000 with a chick i met that night.
in the school dunnys during school hours whilst waging maths with my g/f.
with my g/f in the isle of her old mas 21 seat minni bus.
on the beach in queensland with my g/f on a sand dune and getting busted and having our photos taken by a bunch of jap. tourists
on top of mount warning with my g/f
getting a b/j by my g/f in the back seet of my mums car when my mum in driveing.
b/j at the movies during the movie.
next to a cop shop at night.
fingering a chick at a pub when it was real crouded.
in the local swimming pool.
in our swimming pool.
in her swimming pool.
b/j in the cool room at my ex work (KFC)
realy quietly on my bro's top bunk with him asleep on the bottom.

well thats all i can think of at the moment

I've done it in a club on the stairs while having a conversation with my ex(3).
And numerous (5+) b/j while sitting at what passes for a club in my god foresaken home town.

This is normal for anyone selling good gear though.

Oh yes there was that time over the food perperation table down stairs in the pub I worked in once apon a time.

~Kameron
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred...

I wrote this out in a long funny version with spurious details but my browzer hung so you've got the short version.

don't you just hate MS

In a patient`s room, at the nursing home I worked at....This nurse had an excellent bedside manner, among other things....

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Hi, new to this site and love it. On top of this girls car parked in the middle of a school field at night, laid (sorry) her on the hood naked and fucked her in every position I could think of, met her that night and never saw her again. Once agin, same field, in the back on my car with my naked girlfriend with her wearing only a fur coat, she looked so hot. In a swimming pool during day time and cumming just as her parents got home. Daylight in the middle of a hayfield, bit up by some bugs that time.

Oh, there've been so many...

(1) the roof of the Bank of America building in downtown Portland (Oregon) on a summer night (bj, kiss)

(2) the 22nd floor view terrace of the St. Francis Hotel tower in SF (bj)

(3) the back of a St. Vincent de Paul (Catholic charity store) donation van (serious buttfucking over a foot-powered Singer sewing machine).

(4) 15th floor overlooking the atrium lobby of the Hyatt Regency Hotel in San Francisco (jacked off at about 3:00am and watched my cum drop 15 stories to the lobby floor)

(5) restroom of Chez Panise, an elegant Berkeley restaurant (jacked off)

And too many others I can't bring to mind right now

in a hotel room about 3 years ago me and my friend both had a room and my parents had another as well my sister and her friend were in another.

while my friend was asleep in the bed like 1 meter away from my own.

little did he know as he slept I got up and cummed in his face.... o.k. the last part was a lie.

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