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| Sex and Affection Anything and everything about sex and relations. Please try to keep this forum on-topic, since things tend to wander a bit. Search through old topics before posting a new one, as questions get repeated a lot here. |
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#1
 2000-11-13, 18:07
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Crip318916 
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What do girls want
Yeah my girl all ways does this thing to me and gets my hopes up and then walks away from me. Is she playing hard to get or some thing?
Yeah she get up and walks away!!I'v tried talking aboout it to her but she say's she want it but doesn't want it. What the f*ck does that mean?!?!?!
[This message has been edited by Crip318916 (edited 11-14-2000).]
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#2
 2000-11-13, 21:17
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Spiffy McBang 
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Re: What do girls want
Maybe. Details would help. I assume you mean she gets your hopes up for some booty, then denies. How far does it go before she stops? How often does it happen? Is there no possible explanation for it, she just randomly gets up and walks away?
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#3
 2000-11-13, 21:54
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Re: What do girls want
maybe she's uncomfortable. if she's not feeling ok, its prolly' not going to happen. i wish you the best.
what do you mean "Crip"
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#4
 2000-11-14, 22:19
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Re: What do girls want
What do you mean? quote: what do you mean "Crip"[/B]
My name? Its crips man the best fucken gang thier is in USA!!!
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#5
 2000-11-14, 23:41
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Re: What do girls want
BWAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHA HAH AH AH AHAHA HAHAHA!!!
ooooh ho... ohh ho... hold on..... lemme catch my breath....
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH!!!!!
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#6
 2000-11-15, 01:42
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Re: What do girls want
*smiles faintly*
So, are you a crip?
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#7
 2000-11-15, 14:42
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Re: What do girls want
Gang? Like teletubies? Do you have a TV set in your belly? Can I punch it?
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#8
 2000-11-15, 14:55
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Re: What do girls want
Cool. a real live tellytubby! with a handbag?
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#9
 2000-11-15, 15:20
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Re: What do girls want
WHO HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! A Gang member!! I PISS ON YOUR RAG!!! You fucking idiot! Think about it Your a frikkin conformist! Think for your fucking self! Your in a gang. so what! you do what your higher ups tell you If you try and leave you get hurt If you do anything they dont like You get hurt. And you spend the majority of your life in jail. Your in a Gang Who Fucking Cares. Oh by the way Let me puch the tv on your tummy.:-I
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#10
 2000-11-15, 20:35
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sckbch 
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Re: What do girls want
Question: What do girls want? Answer: Definitely not you.
So you're a crip? Is that short for crippled teletubby? Bad teletubby. I'll sic jerry on you. Go home, have some milk and cookies.
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#11
 2000-11-15, 21:06
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Re: What do girls want
WAIT.....
nobody punch the t.v. the simpsons are on soon.
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#12
 2000-11-15, 22:29
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Re: What do girls want
Yeah i'm a fuck CRIP! At lest i got friends!!!! SO suck it. I"ll cap all your asses!! Lucky for you i don't know who you all are! Fuck pussy raging on some one over the computer!! One thing for all you out thier that think gangs suck. [gangs are every ware and will do what it takes to be number one. And only two people can tell me what to do the rest ware i'm at i tell what to do and if i every find out who you all are your fuck up. Crip318916
[This message has been edited by Crip318916 (edited 11-15-2000).]
[This message has been edited by Crip318916 (edited 11-15-2000).]
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#13
 2000-11-15, 22:37
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Re: What do girls want
maybe english would be good."ware"?????
we tend to speak it here.
hey, hey, hey, i'm illiterate.
bust a cap in my ass.
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#14
 2000-11-15, 22:57
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sckbch 
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Re: What do girls want
Hey, crippled dumbass, I bet education beats the bullet. You know, when you're going to be fifty, and washing dishes in your local prison, with a tatoo on your forehead (which would say something like, hmm, "bubba's or jose's bitch") maybe then the regret will start setting in, but I doubt you'll make it that far. You will cap our asses? OOOh, I am already shivering, the imbeciles are advancing, watch them go. You fucking dolt, bragging, bragging, bragging, so, I'll let you go now for your milk and cookies, you crippled crack whore, but before you go, here's three things - 1. I've met better liars; 2. Do us all a favor, cap your own pimply freckled arse; 3. You're going to be bubba's bitch.
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#15
 2000-11-16, 01:28
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Re: What do girls want
I'm sure your gang members will react with extreme enthusiasm when you ask them to help you cap some fools you insulted you on the internet.
Hey sckbch, I'm going up to the shop to buy a newspaper, better round up a posse in case somebody looks at me funny.
Hell yeah gangs are everywhere. And hell no they won't do what it takes to become number one. The self-titled "Meatballz Crew" walk past me (me alone) staring at the ground if there's less than about three of them. And even then they won't start anything in case they break a nail.
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#16
 2000-11-16, 05:29
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Re: What do girls want
well the truth is, that she's a virgin and is scared or just doesn't wanna lose her virginity. it has happened to me many times, so the only way to get some booty is to confront her about if she is a virgin or not, if she says someting like "i'm not a virgin i'm the biggest hore in the hood" so you reply something like "then prove it to me you triple x rated hoe bag, comon suck my cock"
but if she admits being a virgin then the only way to get some booty is to put in lots of quality time, then to propose to her then fuck the shit out of her a couple of times then tell her that she was the worst you've ever had, and now she has herpees.
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#17
 2000-11-16, 05:36
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Re: What do girls want
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Originally Posted by baked
well the truth is, that she's a virgin and is scared or just doesn't wanna lose her virginity. it has happened to me many times, so the only way to get some booty is to confront her about if she is a virgin or not, if she says someting like "i'm not a virgin i'm the biggest hore in the hood" so you reply something like "then prove it to me you triple x rated hoe bag, comon suck my cock"
but if she admits being a virgin then the only way to get some booty is to put in lots of quality time, then to propose to her then fuck the shit out of her a couple of times then tell her that she was the worst you've ever had, and now she has herpees.
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#18
 2000-11-16, 12:59
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Re: What do girls want
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Originally Posted by baked
well the truth is, that she's a virgin and is scared or just doesn't wanna lose her virginity. it has happened to me many times, so the only way to get some booty is to confront her about if she is a virgin or not, if she says someting like "i'm not a virgin i'm the biggest hore in the hood" so you reply something like "then prove it to me you triple x rated hoe bag, comon suck my cock" but if she admits being a virgin then the only way to get some booty is to put in lots of quality time, then to propose to her then fuck the shit out of her a couple of times then tell her that she was the worst you've ever had, and now she has herpees.
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#19
 2000-11-16, 14:23
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sckbch 
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Re: What do girls want
Trippy> no prob. Crip> in case you've missed it the first time, FUCK YOU. Friggin teletubby.
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#20
 2000-11-16, 15:05
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Re: What do girls want
OK, I know the topics has been written as far as it goes, but what THIS girl wants is: a. someone who cares. b. someone who puts my needs first c. some one who has a large penis (small is OK, but I like my mouth to feel full) d. someone who makes me look like a 'bukkake' picture without help.
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#21
 2000-11-16, 15:48
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Re: What do girls want
All I have to say Is you frikkin idiot One man With Patience and intelligence A.K.A An Education can wipe your entire fn gang out with one press of a button or some goo Ever heard of dvdp Il put some on your door handle and youl never make it inside your house 10 seconds and boom your dead! no bullet fired Knowledge once again prevails over force... you LOSE!
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#22
 2000-11-16, 17:14
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Re: What do girls want
oh wow your ein a gang... crip318916..what does that numba stand 4?? is it the "tummy-tv-serial-numba"? or do you just get a random numba tatoed on your ass?? SO WE GOT 5 TELLETUBBIES NOW!!!! JIPPIE!!!! THATS STINKY WINKY, DIPSHIT, LAMA, BLOW, AND OUR LATEST MEMBA IS CRIPCRAP!!!! WOHOOOOO HOW I LOVE THIS SHIT... hahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha and baba )))))))))))))FREAKEY(((((((((((((((
PS: UR AN ASSHOLE ALLDOUGH I DONT KNOWYA...
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#23
 2000-11-16, 17:53
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Spiffy McBang 
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Re: What do girls want
318916 = his prison uniform number once he caps us all like the bad mofo he is.
Note to Crip: Just because you wear a bandanna doesn't mean you're in the gang.. it just means the real gang members will shoot you if they find out how bad you are at faking it.
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#24
 2000-11-16, 20:36
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Re: What do girls want
...atleast he feels accepted.
More than likely he's 11 from Utah... heh... Cyber Crips, word!!!
He just tagd us...I'm sure a cyber flame war between two gangs would be very interesting: 'u besa stuped mutha fucka!' "ware ya dawgs at biatch, bakk da phuck up!"
Sing it with me now.
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#25
 2000-11-17, 02:58
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Re: What do girls want
Hey, Crip I dont give a fuck how good the crips are. Up here they just get their asses kicked whenever they talk shit about the AA and the Bloods. With so many knives and bike chain attacks Im shocked you dumb fuckers never learn.
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#26
 2000-11-17, 03:35
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Diluted 
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Re: What do girls want
Everything is just a fucking possibility!
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#27
 2000-11-17, 15:51
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Crip318916 
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Re: What do girls want
Ware are my bros getting thier ass kick, ScrewYou?
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#28
 2000-11-17, 15:52
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Crip318916 
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Re: What do girls want
318916 is my tag number! 3-18-9-16
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#29
 2000-11-17, 16:00
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Spiffy McBang 
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Re: What do girls want
So those must be the numbers you pick for the state lottery, right?
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#30
 2000-11-17, 16:05
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sckbch 
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Re: What do girls want
Nah, you're all wrong. bubba likes to number his whores. So, Crip stand for cripple, number afterwards is his barcode number. Cripple fuck, yer bros are getting their ass kicked everywhere. I personally kick some crip arse at least 7 times a day, you know, to keep meself in good shape. They squeel like little gucci piggies....
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#31
 2000-11-18, 12:02
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Re: What do girls want
Felt like making another pretty necklace out of crips...
Should I use ears or dicks this time?
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#32
 2000-11-18, 14:52
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sckbch 
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Re: What do girls want
why would you want a bunch of shrunken dicks around your neck? Besides, I heard crip initiation involves full castration. Didn't you know that Crip stands for crippled, and crippled stands for eunuch.
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#33
 2000-11-19, 02:58
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Re: What do girls want
Hey Diluted, i'm from utah, and I can say from experience, that yes, there are a TON of wannabe g's around here. it's pretty damn pathetic actually.
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#34
 2000-11-19, 05:24
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Diluted 
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Re: What do girls want
It's all the Mormands.
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#35
 2000-11-19, 23:52
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Re: What do girls want
You guys know whats realy funny?
"gang members". Most of them are just talk and they are all a bunch of white trash that cant fit in so they dig around in their closet for that bandana they used to play cowboys with when they were little, and put it on their head and talk bonix. And whats realy funny is white people trying to act black. I'm not racist I just think its funny.
HeroinBob Marshall Punks and Skins
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#36
 2000-11-20, 14:23
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Re: What do girls want
ooooooo Look Ma Its a Crippy person!! Buy It for me So I can Break it over my Head. Who hooo!::twirls finger:: You know man I think that You need to do ten things this is in increasing importance order so number 10 is what you need to do most
1. Get off bubbas computer I know hes callin ya. 2. Get that corncob out of your ass your walkin funny 3. Quit taking it in the ass Its fuckin up your thought patterns,(That happens when they cant tell which end is your ass and fuck you up the nose) 4. Get that Corncob out of your ass your walkin funny 5. Get a real Life We dont want Those who think they belong, but then again everyone belongs here, but I think we can make an exception for your lousy gang acting horse retching excuse for a piece of dung... ohh look a beetle! 6. Get that corncob out of your ass your walkin funny. 7. Get an education and learn proper english My dear chap::smokes invisible pipe:: oh excuse me. 8.Get that corn cob out of your ass your walkin funny 9. Quit fakin a fuckin gang You rautius fornicating goat bladder. 10. Just... Just... Go Fuck a joril korvid frauntias horn bladder goat. You know you want to.
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#37
 2000-11-20, 18:30
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Re: What do girls want
well crip to help you out here is what girls want
- somebody who speaks with a lot of getto slang and ebonix so keep up the "i gonna bus a cap in yo ass foo"
- wanna be's ..they love people who can't form an identity so they conform with a bunch of other "i hate my father types"
- white children that that live in the suburbs on thier computers talking about how hardcore they are.
- guys that buy the baggiest clothes they can find then sag them to there ankles ..i promise there laughing with you.
- kill yourself the girls will feel sorry for you and like you forever.
------------------ Only through pain and deprivation may one know true joy.
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#38
 2000-11-21, 17:04
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Re: What do girls want
yes yes Imust agree with revel Thats what all girls want :-D
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#39
 2000-11-21, 21:04
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Re: What do girls want
there's a gang where i'm from that wear all baggy pants.
they call themselves FARMERS.
we call them DROOPY DRAWERS.
a tip: if you buy pants that fit, you don't need a belt.
just trying to save you people some money.
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#40
 2000-11-22, 23:37
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Re: What do girls want
Crip boy, they your "bros" or whatever the fuck you wanna call them get their asses kicked in bridgeport CT and boston MA. I gotta thank you dumb asses, all your homeboy friends are good for practice. They keep talking shit and they keep getting beat. I remember one time some crip kid was hiding in his house with his bros while me and some AA and Blood fucks where outside. The fucker didnt answer the door so eventually one of the bloods just took out his knife, put it in some security thing and a few moments later he swung the door open and you can guess the rest.
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#41
 2000-11-23, 07:26
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Re: What do girls want
hahahaha
I laughed at this thread,
My thoughts: -=-=- 1) Gang member asking for girl-help on the net? I thought it was all about being big and bad? How can you be big and bad on the net with an IQ that equals your bra-size? 2) Big-bad Crip members are supposed to slap the hoe and stick it in her ass, no exceptions, even if she /wants/ sex. 3) totse is not the place to be a gang-member, unless you are a very open minded one. [ie: Crip: Crip is cool man, -=- Other: ...Bush and Gore are... -=- Crip: Crip is cool man] 4) hahahaha, you're SOOO dumb 5) None of your 'crip' members are smart enough to operate anything more complicated than a internet link, and if one happened to be that inteligent, he would have to act stupid and talk like an idiot so he would fit in, cause that's what it's all about //right, guys?.. guys???// 6) grow up. Gangs are made up of sorry-ass 'children' who a) don't want to give up playing childish games or b) wish they were in the mafia in sicily 7) You don't know 'where' sicily is, do you? 8) Wow, I'm boring myself 9) who let the doggs out?
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#42
 2000-11-23, 18:44
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Re: What do girls want
I though only geeks hung out on BBS'es but no i was wrong, cool hip hop and happening gangsta's now hang on web boards to... Oh and don't give me any crap about putting a cap in my ass because you know thats not going to happen.
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#43
 2000-11-24, 01:09
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Re: What do girls want
HEY! I wish I was in the mafia....
Call me Moustache Pete, I'm a .90 cal caporegime with the bloodiest mouth this side of Palermo. You mess with me I'll go straight to the mattresses. [insert other random mafia stereotypical bollocks].
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#44
 2000-11-25, 13:10
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Re: What do girls want
And they would Call me 'Big Joe', Because I am big and my name is Joe. Of course my special move would be the fist of the west wind.
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#45
 2000-12-02, 06:06
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Re: What do girls want
I of course am already in the employ of the mafia! How else would I pay for my castle in the alps where I work on my laser death ray which will soon enable me to take over the world! Muhahahaha! Ooops... Bit carried away there... But I am a real mad scientist... Honest... Just like Crip is a real gang member...
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#46
 2000-12-02, 08:19
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Re: What do girls want
let anyone who wants to be in a gang to feel tough join a gang, fuck who cares? any ways... if this chick wont fuck as a last resort just grab some ducktape and tie the little slut up.. (p.s this may cause an extended peroid in a cell)
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#47
 2000-12-02, 22:08
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Re: What do girls want
Not to mention that "duct-tape fiends" are the ones who get reamed the most after they get caught.
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#48
 2000-12-03, 22:54
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Re: What do girls want
ass and get bitch-slapped. maybe if you would drop your gang-banger toughguy thug homeboy bullshit you might get some. maybe. although most chicks i know dont tend to like dudes with tvs in thier stomach. hey heroin bob, from one punk to another.........whats worse? a sexually degenerate redneck homeboy wannabe who cant get any or a tellatubby bitch with a whore tattoo washing dishes in prison?hmmmmmmmmm
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#49
 2000-12-05, 02:54
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Re: What do girls want
oh yea, maybe mr.crip and mr.screwyou can take thier little gang war sumwhere else, like sumwhere where they can actaully do us a favor and shoot each other? why dont you leave your petty shit out of this.
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#50
 2000-12-05, 06:14
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Re: What do girls want
OMG this thread is fucking funny ass shit!!!! Baked real sympathetic to the chicks needs man. Yah in Boston all the crips are is cannon fodder for the bLoOdS. I tend to stay away from that gang shit though WHO THE FUCK CARES??? I am surprised that theres this much of a backlash to gang members here I never really thought about it. Besides the Hells Angels Kick the crips and the bloods ass's anyday but I probably shouldnt mention em I hope they dont kill me plz dont kill me!!! there trying to keep a low profile and just have a good time. Oh yah I believe it was ravers choice Im with DONT HIT THE TV ITS ALMOST TIME FOR THE SIMPSONS!!!
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#51
 2000-12-05, 14:37
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Re: What do girls want
Did anybody notice that crip is gone? I think he couldn't handle this thing called peer pressure...
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#52
 2000-12-05, 15:10
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Re: What do girls want
But WE werent pressureing him!!!  BWUAHAHHAH!! Another One ousted@@@
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